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ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

A good poster posted:

The game's description says it comes packed with a full playthrough in an MP4 file. I don't know if that's ever been done before.

The file is called ‘RG in 100min.mp4’ according to SteamDB, might be an abridged story overview, which I guess makes a certain amount of sense if this is made by a truther. The game does not have many reviews but some players have up to 60 hours logged.

Captain Hygiene posted:

I can almost kinda sorta respect them for taking the "looking for something fun and visually appealing? Don't bother here" angle right from the top.

lol, yeah. Clicked through and it’s an RPGMaker thing using the stock assets plus maybe some other cobbled together stuff, but using the fantasy motif. This couldn’t possibly be less interesting on a visual level.

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Jagged Jim posted:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1485100/Hentai_Femdom_Sim_Femdom_University/

You know what you're getting with a title like Hentai Femdom Simulator but this disclaimer amused me.

sad that honest hentai makers have to put such disclaimers 😔

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Gamer Girls [18+]: eSports SEX

just a master class in video game titling

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
You know it's a great game when the first thing you're greeted with is a video starring a b-hole.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/talecrafter/status/1423660095565668359?s=21

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Play posted:

Gamer Girls [18+]: eSports SEX

just a master class in video game titling


It's.... tetris with porn?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

RPATDO_LAMD posted:


It's.... tetris with porn?



Trevor is loving smooth.

Commander Keene
Dec 21, 2016

Faster than the others



Well yeah, anyone who's watched the Castlevania anime knows that. :v:

Dark_Swordmaster
Oct 31, 2011

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

big deal
Sep 10, 2017


lol badass

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Zil posted:

Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

mods please, it has to happen

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Zil posted:

Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Zil posted:

Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Zil posted:

Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

leper khan
Dec 28, 2010
Honest to god thinks Half Life 2 is a bad game. But at least he likes Monster Hunter.

Zil posted:

Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

Kavros
May 18, 2011

sleep sleep sleep
fly fly post post
sleep sleep sleep
Wait, that's ... that's real? Oh my god I can never not quote it as the next title

Zil posted:

Games › Terrible Awful Games: Did you somehow activate the fart-fetish by accident?

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

sounds like Cruelty Squad

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Zetsubou-san posted:

sounds like Cruelty Squad

It's actually Death Thrash. rope kid have been promoting it.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002



I looked all over the store and community page for some hint that this is a Frog Fractions like joke, but no, it literally is what it says it is. I guess the joke is that it's real, and that we live in the world where this exists now

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe
"Simulator of an extremely mundane thing played 100% straight" is just a subgenre now. Occasionally they go viral and do really well so devs are chasing that.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


If the Steam thread is to be believed one of the devs quit their job to work on this because they loved the idea so much.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

The Cheshire Cat posted:

"Simulator of an extremely mundane thing played 100% straight" is just a subgenre now. Occasionally they go viral and do really well so devs are chasing that.

I know, but, like, could it not be please

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


I went to the Lawn Mower Steam page and the devs were broadcasting themselves playing while talking about the backstory and they changed my mind about that game, those dudes own. They were talking about grass physics and almost crying thanking their QA testers, they were as passionate about their game as any dev of a way more well-known indie hit.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm gonna check out the lawn mowing game this evening. Wish me well

RPATDO_LAMD posted:


It's.... tetris with porn?



That's what most of these games are. Some shitass, copied, super basic puzzle game then when you win or whatever the clothes come off of the gyrating anime girl who looks like she's havgin a seizure

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

having briefly gone down the lawn guy youtube rabbit hole when researching tools I can absolutely believe there are enough people out there to make that game at least a niche success

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

The pictured anime girl in the maid costume appears to be shamelessly stolen from Azur Lane. The others are probably similarly original creations.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

I can definitely see how a game that simulates an experience that a lot of people associate with youthful, carefree summer nostalgia (or aspirational homeowner dreams), but that lacks the labor/time/money commitment of real-world lawn care, would find an audience. Mowing the lawn can be a meditative experience, and being able to do it indoors and stop after five minutes if I'm not feeling it would only help.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
simulators as a trendy genre is something that just seems to happen occasionally in games. I remember looking though a games list for some old PC system and there were like ten different lawn mower simulator games and other titles. one would be the same title but ADVANCED added to it etc. the technology is probably there now again to do some pretty decent ones and they are often chill in comparison to your average shootmans or whatnot so I can understand the appeal.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Hell I remember playing a shareware 3D lawnmowing game around 2003/4 or so?

https://www.rtsoft.com/tlm/index.php

Oh god it was by the Dink Smallwood folks I never realised

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ErrEff posted:

The pictured anime girl in the maid costume appears to be shamelessly stolen from Azur Lane. The others are probably similarly original creations.

Shameful, imo. Don't waste your time with this, go enjoy some authentic Azur Lane hentai instead.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Have you ever wanted a comically jovial 3D Stalin to constantly be on your desktop, dancing around for you?

No?



WELL TOO BAD, YOU'VE GOT ONE NOW!

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Why do I feel there is a nude mod for this?

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
That’s a different game

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1085750/Sex_with_Stalin/

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


Seems like that would just lead to soiled Lenin.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Zil posted:

Why do I feel there is a nude mod for this?

Now Stalin I can get into!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Agents are GO! posted:

Seems like that would just lead to soiled Lenin.

:hmmyes:

Two Owls
Sep 17, 2016

Yeah, count me in

kirbysuperstar posted:

Hell I remember playing a shareware 3D lawnmowing game around 2003/4 or so?

It is a very, very old joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inn4S_6LO0o

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Now there's a name I haven't heard in years!

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