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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO-wt0a7_Ho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Zyj4sfdl0
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 05:24 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 10:01 |
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Oh you dont like car? Name every train and bicycle
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 05:26 |
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Goon Boots posted:Name every train You’re tempting fate
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 06:16 |
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Goon Boots posted:Oh you dont like car? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 06:35 |
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so uh, i've been having sex with my car recently. it's something really new and exciting and I was busting the biggest loads of my life 2 weeks straight. I love the smell of the exhaust, but every time I waited for the muffler to cool down to do the deed. well, this time I decided to play hot. I know I know you never gently caress the car hot. but loving the car hot... sounded so hot. And I thought as long as I don't touch the metal I'm fine (I have a small dick) I hosed up, and my dick got soldered shut and I had to go to the hospital. luckily your dick heals the second fastest of all your body parts. so after a week I can finally pee out of the hole again. i'm also circumcised now, so all in all cars are a land of contrasts.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 06:54 |
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miniscule12 posted:so uh, i've been having sex with my car recently. it's something really new and exciting and I was busting the biggest loads of my life 2 weeks straight. I love the smell of the exhaust, but every time I waited for the muffler to cool down to do the deed. have you tried a ménage-a-tryes-? nothing like the smell of four big wheels to get the ol piston pumpin'
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 07:46 |
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 07:48 |
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this topic is very "leftbook"
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 08:17 |
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is that good or bad. tell me how to feel about this
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 08:21 |
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Thread's gonna get brigaded by AI and more power to them
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 08:26 |
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https://twitter.com/clownesvanzandt/status/1424480915070328838?s=20
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 08:31 |
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cars are good. i dont want to make multiple grocery trips a week or carry everything in the heat/public transit, and all the good restaurants are several cities over where i live. yes high speed rail could help that but it'd still be a schlep, my friend in dc had to walk an hour to the bus to go to the train station every day i'd like it if dead mall parking lots were dug up for green space though bikes suck and being sweaty wherever you go is gross
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 08:51 |
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the sex ghost posted:I have never read a single book and will never read any articles or theory. What is the accepted lefty position on car ownership and private transport in general. Is it submitting an application to the department of motor vehicles outlining why you need a car and getting one loaned to you on a case by case basis. Would the state be responsible for the maintenance of said vehicles. Will I get to have a go in a Yugo because that would be extremely cool. increase funding of public transit to like china levels and then make registering a car a pain in the rear end that you have to do every year
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 08:51 |
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Peanut President posted:increase funding of public transit to like china levels and then make registering a car a pain in the rear end that you have to do every year *Liberal brain working* tax cuts for bus tickets and a law that requires you to buy a current-year new car every year if you drive
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 08:57 |
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cars are good and helps marginalized bipoc elderly, dementia patients, and disabled people get around safely. not everyone can figure out a bus timeschedule and its pretty ableist to hate cars
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 09:18 |
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Lmao I just remembered that somebody suggested on the local news here recently that for the same money the government spent on hosting the Americas cup this year they could give free public transport to everybody in the city for 7 years. The mayor then said some unintelligible bullshit about how that would mean rich people would be getting free transport too and how instead they're already doing some kind of subsidy for poor people etc. Typical lib brain poo poo, who the gently caress cares if some rich bitch gets free bus trips, they don't take the loving bus anyway. Means testing is such a curse.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 09:18 |
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there was a cool article a few years ago in vice specifically about the electric humvee but also about the growing size of cars in general, the impact of it and the marketing behind it. they talked to some weird frnehc marketing guy going on about how people buy them because theyre scared of the world, of criminals, of people literally thinking theyre small dicked losers. i dont see it ever changingm, outside of some kind of world shattering singularity. im paste a bunch of it https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7q7eb/electric-or-not-big-suvs-are-inherently-selfish quote:The sidelining of the environmental benefits of EVs aligns with the role Hummer and other gigantic SUVs have played in our environmental challenges. The Hummer, in all its militaristic aggressiveness, is the very embodiment of the wasteful excess that contributed to the climate crisis in the first place. Cars are inherently about projecting a self-image, and hundreds of thousands of Americans chose to project one of profound, pathological selfishness. The electrification of the Hummer is not a signal of climate progress. It is a declaration that it’s still OK to be an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 09:19 |
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Xaris posted:cars are good and helps marginalized bipoc elderly, dementia patients, and disabled people get around safely. not everyone can figure out a bus timeschedule and its pretty ableist to hate cars god i just know someone has used this argument unironically
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 09:20 |
don't want to take the bus to go grocery shopping
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 09:31 |
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Yeah, if you have a chance to life outside the US, you get can get a pretty clear car culture is just an abusive relationship we have been simply gaslit into thinking it is workable. Before 1950, the US was pretty much like the rest of the world, you could walk to local stores or take a streetcar into town etc. It is only when you actually live somewhere else, you get a sense of much we actually hosed up. In at least Europe/Eurasia/Asia etc, you pretty much just still walk to a local store that is 5-10 minutes away and usually it has all the basics. If you need a larger store, usually there is one accessible by public transportation (depending on the country/city). Life is very doable without a car. (One thing is also there doesn't really need to be such a reliance on packaged food/frozen food/styrofoam tasting vegetables because you can simply eat it fresh.) At the end of the day, people are tied by their career/property/family to cars but it is more unfortunate circumstance than anything else. Ardennes has issued a correction as of 10:24 on Aug 9, 2021 |
# ? Aug 9, 2021 10:21 |
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im 36 and have never driven a car or even had a driving license. living in a country with a functional public transport owns, pack it up americailures
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 10:55 |
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grate deceiver posted:im 36 and have never driven a car or even had a driving license. living in a country with a functional public transport owns, pack it up americailures Same, except living in an area with with once per hour bus service that turns into once per 2 hours in the evenings. Drivers are raging assholes and yes, they really need to knock down most US cities & start from scratch with better public transport and denser housing.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 11:12 |
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i have the best car. the best one you don't have a better car than me
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 11:19 |
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i went on pimp my ride and lil wayne was like 'dude this car already too pimped. really cool car, i like your car. you have a really cool car' so he didn't pimp my ride, we just hosed instead
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 11:21 |
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 11:45 |
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I like my Toyota Corolla because I can and have lived out of it when I've needed to. Also driving is fun.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 12:21 |
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I'll drive your butt I'll give you a rimjob
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 12:22 |
https://i.imgur.com/VLeSvfA.gifv
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 14:57 |
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Xaris posted:cars are good and helps marginalized bipoc elderly, dementia patients, and disabled people get around safely. not everyone can figure out a bus timeschedule and its pretty ableist to hate cars This maybe a joke but it is such a dumb take that it hurts my teeth. It's so so so so much easier for the elderly and disabled to use a properly functioning transit system than coordinate rides with whoever in their life owns a car. I've lived in places where transportation was nonexistent and pretty decent and the difference is having a social life, being independent, having some autonomy, feeling like a human, vs. Being stuck in your house marinating in your own sorrow because you can only justify begging rides to the doctors appointment. If I make it to old age I will do anything in my power to live some where I am not car dependant.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:27 |
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Xaris posted:cars are good and helps marginalized bipoc elderly, dementia patients, and disabled people get around safely. not everyone can figure out a bus timeschedule and its pretty ableist to hate cars The answer to this is a dial-a-ride system, not "everyone needs cars" Also what does being bipoc have to do with mobility?
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:33 |
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Relin posted:cars are good. i dont want to make multiple grocery trips a week or carry everything in the heat/public transit, and all the good restaurants are several cities over where i live. yes high speed rail could help that but it'd still be a schlep, my friend in dc had to walk an hour to the bus to go to the train station every day drat look at this sad sack of poo poo who lives several cities from a good restaurant. Dead mall parking lots and dead cities and dead people who were taken in the prime of life by a moment of distraction are all a direct result of car culture and car culture is a direct result of Americans and their "I want to never be inconvenienced and gently caress the long term impacts and all other people." Don't say you'd like more green spaces. You got what you want. gently caress you.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:40 |
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Mayor Dave posted:there's no such thing as a cool car I remember watching a video that was celebrating 50 years of the NTSB by having a modern Malibu utterly annihilate a 50s Bel Air in a 40MPH crash and all the comments were talking about how it was a shame such a nice car had to be destroyed lmao
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:50 |
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Beartaco posted:I like my Toyota Corolla because I can and have lived out of it when I've needed to. Also driving is fun. It's a strange symptom of the American disease that living in a car is such a commonplace experience. We have Walmart parking lots instead of favelas. Invisible slums that leak oil full of people that can be conveniently ignored. Our acceptance of this misery is an indictment and the sentence is yet to be served.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:55 |
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zegermans posted:I remember watching a video that was celebrating 50 years of the NTSB by having a modern Malibu utterly annihilate a 50s Bel Air in a 40MPH crash and all the comments were talking about how it was a shame such a nice car had to be destroyed lmao lol i love that video too because if you tell people the premise like 90% of them will be like "oh yeah the old car would utterly destroy the new one, they built those things out of steel, like tanks, not bitch rear end plastic like today's cars"
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:58 |
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I'm usually pretty hard to troll but this thread is such a honeypot for me there's no way I will be able to resist. Just remember... My bad posts are the fault of car culture and the garbage infrastructure that it perpetuates.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 15:58 |
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grate deceiver posted:im 36 and have never driven a car or even had a driving license. living in a country with a functional public transport owns, pack it up americailures i wish we had high speed rail in our glorious land of freedom.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 16:53 |
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Leroy Diplowski posted:drat look at this sad sack of poo poo who lives several cities from a good restaurant. Dead mall parking lots and dead cities and dead people who were taken in the prime of life by a moment of distraction are all a direct result of car culture and car culture is a direct result of Americans and their "I want to never be inconvenienced and gently caress the long term impacts and all other people." i think the dead mall is more from online ordering conglomerates but go off
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 17:10 |
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Brrrmph posted:Take the light rail Dale!! Nooo
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 17:17 |
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Relin posted:i think the dead mall is more from online ordering conglomerates but go off I think the parking lots were dead spaces from the moment a functioning ecosystem was bulldozed and paved but gently caress off.
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