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I'm gonna start my own denomination where everybody accepts that manna from heaven was Doritos but we are broken into dozens of sects arguing over which flavor they were.
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I'm gonna start the "cool ranch" vs "cooler ranch" schism
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Aug 9, 2021 10:12
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Getting sent directly to the flamin hot for my sins.
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Aug 9, 2021 10:23
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OwlFancier posted:Why the gently caress you send quails, god? Why not send chicken nuggets or cheese sandwiches? That start a some axl rose stuff.
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Aug 9, 2021 11:47
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FFT posted:I'm gonna start the "cool ranch" vs "cooler ranch" schism Cool American
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Aug 9, 2021 12:11
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FFT posted:I'm gonna start the "cool ranch" vs "cooler ranch" schism Both are actually a mistranslation. If you read the original Hebrew it says "cold homestead".
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Aug 9, 2021 12:23
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Aug 9, 2021 12:32
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Ror posted:I'm gonna start my own denomination where everybody accepts that manna from heaven was Doritos but we are broken into dozens of sects arguing over which flavor they were. Me: Walking around in rags, disheveled, unshaven, carrying a big posterboard sign that says “IT WAS THE PURPLE BAG CHILI ONES”
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Aug 9, 2021 13:26
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Dewgy posted:“IT WAS THE PURPLE BAG CHILI ONES” Will 100% go on to evangelize for this. Every day that bright purple bag stares at me from the vending machine. Calling.
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Aug 9, 2021 13:32
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Looking forward to starting the Flamin’ Hot Heresy.
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Aug 9, 2021 13:42
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FFT posted:I'm gonna start the "cool ranch" vs "cooler ranch" schism Am I misremembering or was that just a temporary promotion ("COOLER ranch! Nacho CHEESIER!!") that they sort of ... forgot to end after the summer was over?
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Aug 9, 2021 13:46
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I'm gonna nail 95 theses to the church door. All 95 just say 'Tostito's'.
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Aug 9, 2021 13:49
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Andos El Pantos posted:Will 100% go on to evangelize for this. Every day that bright purple bag stares at me from the vending machine. Calling. Why the gently caress are those ones so good
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Aug 9, 2021 13:51
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I’m a taco flavor heretic In retro bag of course
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Aug 9, 2021 14:00
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Ambitious Spider posted:I’m a taco flavor heretic Retro Taco is the only correct choice.
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Aug 9, 2021 14:12
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Data Graham posted:Am I misremembering or was that just a temporary promotion ("COOLER ranch! Nacho CHEESIER!!") that they sort of ... forgot to end after the summer was over? Welp, time to kill another heretic.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:He's got a history of being an obnoxious weirdo that goes back pretty far. This was last year: https://accrispin.blogspot.com/2020/03/space-kadet-twisted-tale-of-sad-sad.html FFT posted:I'm gonna start the "cool ranch" vs "cooler ranch" schism
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Aug 9, 2021 14:57
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Crunchest thou all that thy want; I shall make more. I am the LORD.
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Aug 9, 2021 15:48
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Cleretic posted:I'm gonna nail 95 theses to the church door. I got 95 theses but a chip ain’t one
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Aug 9, 2021 15:55
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Chester Cheesus of Nazareth made all that Dorito history useless with his RADICAL DEATH and resurrection 
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Aug 9, 2021 15:55
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cheezus of flavortown, king of the chews
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Aug 9, 2021 16:56
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"Faith based decision" lmao at this taliban rear end country
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FirstAidKite posted:What about these though oh my god
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Aug 9, 2021 17:03
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flavor.flv posted:
This is the best one though 
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Aug 9, 2021 17:05
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I'm going with the ultra rare "forgot to go through the flavoring machine" plain flavor Doritos. The purest, most divine Dorite.
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Aug 9, 2021 17:18
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How do Doritos Loco Tacos fit into this? This is very important.
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Aug 9, 2021 17:21
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I'm going with the ultra rare "forgot to go through the flavoring machine" plain flavor Doritos. Ah yes, Communion Wafer-flavored.
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Aug 9, 2021 17:24
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omnibobb posted:How do Doritos Loco Tacos fit into this? This is very important. If I turn them slightly i fit them in my mouth
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Aug 9, 2021 17:26
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Doritos RICE, corn chips flavored with delicious STEAMED RICE
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Aug 9, 2021 17:27
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omnibobb posted:How do Doritos Loco Tacos fit into this? This is very important. they're a sandwich
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Aug 9, 2021 17:27
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Rockman Reserve posted:they're a sandwich No, they are a hotdog
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Aug 9, 2021 17:32
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I am the Copernicus style heretic who tells you all that Cheetos cheeseballs are the way to truth.
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Aug 9, 2021 17:36
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The Mountain Dew flavoured Doritos and Dorito flavoured Mountain Dew
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hawowanlawow posted:cheezus of flavortown, king of the chews I will walk the desert alone, howling into the night about how pretzels are better anyway.
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Hooooooo-boy. https://twitter.com/wheatpond/status/1423738715474694151?s=20
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This has the same energy as the "shortly after 9/11" recipe.
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