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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Would Flex's orgasm flex work on a Kryptonian?

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I stand by my snype.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Their muscles flexing as they arm wrestle would reignite the sun after Mister Nobody blacked it out with a giant inkwell.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Why haven't we seen Flex Fluthor yet

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Kwyndig posted:

I like this answer. I could see this happening if DC ever let Flex out of the box again.

Flex had a major role on Doom Patrol, that's a fair distance out of the box.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
He's wonderful on the TV show, btw, for anyone who hasn't checked it out yet. It's a very very good adaptation.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

How Wonderful! posted:

He's wonderful on the TV show, btw, for anyone who hasn't checked it out yet. It's a very very good adaptation.

To be fair, there isn't a bad cast member on DP.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Rhyno posted:

To be fair, there isn't a bad cast member on DP.

I didn't care for butt #7.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Push El Burrito posted:

I didn't care for butt #7.

That's pretty racist man.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Green Lantern #12 (1944)
One hell of an abrupt origin.


I Shall Destroy All The Civilized Planets! (2007)

The_Other
Dec 28, 2012

Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.
So in this weeks Crush & Lobo #3, Lobo has invited his daughter Crush to the intergalactic prison he is being held at as part of the prison's rehabilitation program. Throughout the issue there is a little "B" story going on in the background;

First during one of the prison's therapy sessions:


Then while Crush is waiting for her visit:



Later:


Finally, at the end of the issue, after Lobo was able to fool the security systems into thinking Crush was him:

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes
Aw, I genuinely feel bad for Inmate 2412.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

The_Other posted:

]

Finally, at the end of the issue, after Lobo was able to fool the security systems into thinking Crush was him:


Did he somehow transform into the hip n sexy Devil May Cry version from a while back?

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin

Kengan Omega

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Kalli posted:

Haven't read that much Doom Patrol but I know Superman and the league shows up at the end of the Painting that Ate Paris / Brotherhood of Dada storyline.

They basically just have a cameo where they say how weird the story is.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer








Deadpool: Black, White and Blood #1

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Journey into Mystery #37 (1956)


Booster Gold #3 (2007)

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


TwoPair posted:









Deadpool: Black, White and Blood #1

I hope we see Gabby at some point during the MCU, she's the best :allears:



X-Force Vol 6 #9

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Darthemed posted:


Journey into Mystery #37 (1956)

hate when this happens

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


New superhero just dropped

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Darthemed posted:


Green Lantern #12 (1944)
One hell of an abrupt origin.


Kenny Roger's Shameful Secret.

Also were dolls being left on the road a common thing?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice



Superboy #73 (1959)


Exiles #13 (2002)

PoontifexMacksimus
Feb 14, 2012

Darthemed posted:


Dr. Fate #10 (1989)

That was the version of Dr Fate that started out as a young kid that got aged up by magic, and whose love interest was his widowed stepmom, wasn't it? Those were some strange comics.

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

Darthemed posted:




Superboy #73 (1959)


Exiles #13 (2002)

Does the Superboy story end with Krypto savaging that man?

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


OPAONI posted:

Does the Superboy story end with Krypto savaging that man?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

OPAONI posted:

Does the Superboy story end with Krypto savaging that man?
Nah, just Krypto intentionally misinterpreting commands until the guy gets so frustrated he gives Krypto back to Superboy.


Strange Tales #107 (1963)
If only Johnny had played Pokemon.


Doom: The Emperor Returns #1 (2002)

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

X-Men: Deadly Genesis #2

You keep telling yourself that, Iceman.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Wait, are you implying that Lorna turned him gay?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
I'm saying Iceman was deluding himself.

Or that you can read it as Lorna turning him gay given revelations that happened years after the book came out.


It's just an unfortunate turn of phrase...

Uthor fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Aug 9, 2021

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Okay just needed clarification because I'm dumb sometimes.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Darthemed posted:

Nah, just Krypto intentionally misinterpreting commands until the guy gets so frustrated he gives Krypto back to Superboy.


Strange Tales #107 (1963)
If only Johnny had played Pokemon.


Doom: The Emperor Returns #1 (2002)

Jonathan Storm is one of the gently caress-dumbest characters in the Marvel universes.

And that's saying a lot.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Rhyno posted:

Wait, are you implying that Lorna turned him gay?

She reversed his polarity :rimshot:

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer


No idea about the issue.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

SimonChris posted:



No idea about the issue.

"If sex is awesome, super-sex must be super awesome!" - comic book writers everywhere

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



hiddenriverninja posted:

"If sex is awesome, super-sex must be super awesome!" - comic book writers everywhere

It's pretty much guaranteed that the first thing people do after getting super powers is work out how they can get off with them. It's human nature. Doesn't mean it needs to be in superhero comics, though.

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
don't even act like if you could customize the size of your dong you wouldn't do it

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
Reed can finally make his dong tiny and compact, just how Sue likes it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Reed stretched himself out into a big jump rope and swung himself around and Sue tired herself out jumping over him.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Reed Richards is a dick

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
taking a specific form is more of a plastic man thing.

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