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chupacabraTERROR posted:AC Valhalla is like fast food. You know that what you’re getting isn’t the highest quality version of it, but you still enjoy it because it scratches that itch. Other games do parts better (God of War is a better Viking game, Ghost of Tsushima has more satisfying combat and stealth, there are other “better” open world games, etc.), but no other game has the combination of things that make AC a unique experience. I wish it were better in a lot of ways, but I really enjoy it nonetheless. It takes a lot of sexual harassment to reach that specific level of open world mediocrity, but thankfully Ubisoft has mastered it.
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chupacabraTERROR posted:AC Valhalla is like fast food. you will have really bad and stinking shits when you play it
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chupacabraTERROR posted:AC Valhalla is like fast food. You know that what you’re getting isn’t the highest quality version of it, but you still enjoy it because it scratches that itch. Other games do parts better (God of War is a better Viking game, Ghost of Tsushima has more satisfying combat and stealth, there are other “better” open world games, etc.), but no other game has the combination of things that make AC a unique experience. I wish it were better in a lot of ways, but I really enjoy it nonetheless. That metaphor might hold for Origins and Odyssey but Valhalla is so much worse than those that it's more like a burger in can. Whose condiments cost extra.
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Aug 9, 2021 23:19
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Deus Ex Human Revolution made a lot of hay out of that Rembrandt painting about a renaissance autopsy.
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Valhalla kicks rear end compared to Odyssey imo. Although I'm heavily weighted by the fact that I've only played Valhalla at 60fps vs all other AC's @ 30.
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Aug 10, 2021 00:00
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The next rear end creed is a destiny clone or an mmo or something
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Real hurthling! posted:The next rear end creed is a destiny clone or an mmo or something sounds like the worst game ever made lmao
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Real hurthling! posted:The next rear end creed is a destiny clone or an mmo or something That's not what that report said. I'm sure it'll have a loot dynamic but so has every AC since Unity. It's just a live service platform instead of a retail platform (so far)
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Assassin's Creed: Historical Avengers: Call of Duty: Howling Commandos
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I just wish they'd make an AC that's not boring. It's been 12 years since the last non-boring one.
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Aug 10, 2021 00:26
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who the gently caress cares what the next asscreed game is. don't buy games from the 'we loving love to reward sex abusers' companies.
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Hi, it's me. The one who has 100% completed every assassin's creed game and enjoyed it the whole way. I will likely continue to do so until the game's heat death.
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Real hurthling! posted:The next rear end creed is a destiny clone or an mmo or something
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DEEP STATE PLOT posted:who the gently caress cares what the next asscreed game is. confirmed or probable sex abusers? cos the latter might rule out a lot.
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Trying to track down a Series X in Japan is proving difficult - there’s been one restock on Amazon in the last few weeks, and I missed it by a couple minutes (along with a Series X plus Elite II bundle for MSRP). Microsoft’s official site hasn’t restocked, other electronics chains are also out, and Amazon has one available…for $800/89,000  Just have to be patient I guess.
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Laserface posted:I don't really get art but I saw this thing in person and was left pretty speechless https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Night_Watch Imagine how much better it would look with ray-tracing 
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real poo poo
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harperdc posted:Trying to track down a Series X in Japan is proving difficult - there’s been one restock on Amazon in the last few weeks, and I missed it by a couple minutes (along with a Series X plus Elite II bundle for MSRP). Microsoft’s official site hasn’t restocked, other electronics chains are also out, and Amazon has one available…for $800/89,000 I had to buy mine in the first wave because I knew there would basically never be another
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I ordered mine on Thursday morning and I thought I was being tricked when I was able to proceed through the checkout process lol I had been trying to get a PS5 since January so I was used to the console buying process being a pain in the rear end. Although I'd only been looking for a PS5 for a while, and those are still hard as gently caress to get hands on. I only recently started hunting for a Series X. Now that I've got one, I'm done looking for a PS5 for the foreseeable future.
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All downloaded and ready for Hades. Cons: I already have a Steam/Switch save with 170 escape attempts Pros: 4K HDR gently caress it let's go
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Hey guys I'm here because someone said the PS5 thread was done so... How's Halo Infinite shaping up?
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multiplayer looks pretty good and it's gonna be free to play so should have a good player base jury's still out on the singleplayer, they haven't shown anything since the disaster last year
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Might not be everyone's cup of tea, but I've been having an absolute blast with Dodgeball Academia on Game Pass. Just an incredibly polished combination of Super Dodgeball battle gameplay and RPG story elements similar to the old Mario Sports games. It feels like if Golf Story actually had a decent budget/team and wasn't jank around the edges. https://twitter.com/zh_switch/status/1423852782138781698
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American McGay posted:Might not be everyone's cup of tea, but I've been having an absolute blast with Dodgeball Academia on Game Pass. Just an incredibly polished combination of Super Dodgeball battle gameplay and RPG story elements similar to the old Mario Sports games. I’m only like, 70 percent on board with the early 2010s Cartoon Network look, but the structure of the game looks dope. Definitely going to check out
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it looks exactly like that gumball show from way back, is it the same artists?
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Forza 5 map revealed https://twitter.com/ForzaHorizon/status/1424784335845068802?s=20
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Im the car map thats 15% water
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your body is 60% water dumb afss
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Real hurthling! posted:Im the car map thats 15% water Just zoom in then I guess
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Soul Glo posted:Just zoom in then I guess If you aren't launching cars off objects into bodies of water, Are you even playing Horizon?
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Boats confirmed in Forza Horizon 5
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I'm guessing... Mexico?
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Kirios posted:I'm guessing... Mexico? 
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https://twitter.com/XboxGamePass/status/1425172705137987585 Also confirmed today as coming to Game Pass at some point: Aragami 2, Evil Genius 2, Pupparazzi and Stardew Valley.
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The Kins posted:Stardew Valley. can you mod the xbox version
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The Kins posted:https://twitter.com/XboxGamePass/status/1425172705137987585 Aragami 2 was already announced for Game Pass, actually. really underwhelming showcase for XGP, given that the last ID@Xbox had a ton of cool indies announced for Game Pass. oh well, still plenty coming in the near future
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The Kins posted:https://twitter.com/XboxGamePass/status/1425172705137987585 well i avoided buying stardew valley because i know once i have that game it's going to be all i play for like a year but i guess i'm just hosed now
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Which of the DIrt games is the best one?
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1glitch0 posted:Which of the DIrt games is the best one? dirt 1 and the two dirt rally games are fantastic
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1glitch0 posted:Which of the DIrt games is the best one? Of the two actively available right now, Dirt 5 is probably the better one to play of the mainline ones since Dirt 4 was this weird attempt to fold Rally into the mainline series and fumbled it massively. The Rally games are both excellent. If you can find physical copies of the other 3 Dirt games they're all fun in different ways. Just don't play Showdown.
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