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Milo and POTUS posted:Where do we find it cuz we all have to know now Loch Ness?
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Milo and POTUS posted:Where do we find it cuz we all have to know now It's been a super long time since I've seen one, but I seem to remember it being a little below the belly button.
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Aug 9, 2021 11:11
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Milo and POTUS posted:Where do we find it cuz we all have to know now If for some reason you are serious, plenty of people recorded it so searching for Loch Ness on Twitter should find you a video.
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Aug 9, 2021 18:17
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Aug 9, 2021 22:57
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His middle isn't 'Entertainment' for no reason!
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Aug 9, 2021 23:51
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So I just learnt that Chuck E Cheese is a pizza place. I always assumed they did cheeseburgers.
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Aug 10, 2021 00:52
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The name always seemed unfortunate to me. Who names their food place after vomit?
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Aug 10, 2021 01:08
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Roadkill Rescue Gives Deceased Wild Ocelot a Chance to Be a Father in the Future
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Aug 10, 2021 02:58
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Donating sperm doesn't make you a father 
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Aug 10, 2021 03:02
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Platystemon posted:Roadkill Rescue Gives Deceased Wild Ocelot a Chance to Be a Father in the Future You could change like two words in that and it'd be a solid Metal Gear Solid 6 pitch
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Aug 10, 2021 03:04
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https://twitter.com/ScienceAlert/status/1424908063933452292
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Aug 10, 2021 04:15
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poo poo for brains
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Aug 10, 2021 04:24
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https://www.navytimes.com/news/your-navy/2019/05/14/the-navys-probe-into-sky-penis/
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Aug 10, 2021 05:41
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I don’t like the sound of that
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Aug 10, 2021 06:10
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This has to be a op targeted at Peter Thiele.
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Aug 10, 2021 06:11
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I would've thought a sky penis was more air force territory.
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Aug 10, 2021 07:58
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The Lone Badger posted:This has to be a op targeted at Peter Thiele. He is welcome to buy as much of my poo poo as possible, it is premium half-Japanese half-Mexican poo poo so that means it has both mystic asian powers and ancient native American powers. I charge a million dollars a pound.
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Aug 10, 2021 08:30
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https://twitter.com/smh/status/1425046646467878912
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Aug 10, 2021 13:46
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Lady Disdain posted:Donating sperm doesn't make you a father According to your mother it makes you a daddy
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Aug 10, 2021 14:07
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At first I thought this was saying that she just snuck into the hospital and pretended to be a doctor and the other staff just assumed she worked there, but it seems she did actually get hired and just lied about her credentials, which is way less fun
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Aug 10, 2021 15:05
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How does that even work? It’s a full contact combat sport, and it’s “illegal” to knock someone out—as if you have full control over this. Then what’s to stop people from winning important matches by just taking a dive at the first good hit their opponent lands?
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Aug 10, 2021 15:42
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ZombieLenin posted:How does that even work? It’s a full contact combat sport, and it’s “illegal” to knock someone out—as if you have full control over this. It's about landing hits, not hurting your opponent. The refs had to decide if the knocked-out guy was careless and caused the injury himself, or if the other guy was responsible for striking too hard. They also had a doctor saying that he wasn't faking it. Wikipedia says this: quote:Strikes below the belt are strictly forbidden and strength must always be controlled as the fighter will receive a warning if they hurt their opponent, points may be lost or there may even be a disqualification if the resulting injury is severe. (I just read a news article and know barely anything about the sport)
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Aug 10, 2021 15:55
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Competitions are about demonstrating the skills not causing harm. Restraint is one of the skills. Get this, fencers don't get extra points for impaling their opponents, either
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Aug 10, 2021 16:37
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The Bloop posted:Get this, fencers don't get extra points for impaling their opponents, either Wait, what? poo poo
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Aug 10, 2021 16:42
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The Bloop posted:Competitions are about demonstrating the skills not causing harm. Restraint is one of the skills. Also, each competitor takes part in a bunch of fights. If they're allowed to gently caress each other up as bad as what happens in MMA either nobody can do more than one fight or every match is a race to land one blow then run out the clock while fleeing to save yourself for the final.
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Aug 10, 2021 16:50
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Captain Hygiene posted:Wait, what? I still think you won Besides, who is around to say otherwise
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Aug 10, 2021 16:52
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Also, each competitor takes part in a bunch of fights. If they're allowed to gently caress each other up as bad as what happens in MMA either nobody can do more than one fight or every match is a race to land one blow then run out the clock while fleeing to save yourself for the final. Yeah, there’s a reason MMA fighters only take a handful of fights in a year. Training for one and then recovering from one takes weeks to months. (And so far, it seems to do less long-lasting damage than boxing, although I admittedly don’t know that at all and MMA as we know it really has only been around for maybe 20 years or so.)
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The Bloop posted:Get this, fencers don't get extra points for impaling their opponents, either Not even if they get it directly in they dick hole? I thought that was like home-run of fencing.
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Aug 10, 2021 17:26
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The Bloop posted:Competitions are about demonstrating the skills not causing harm. Restraint is one of the skills. Get this, fencing is very specifically not full contact; and it would be drat near impossible to impale someone with a fencing foil with their blunted ends. Take out their eye maybe, but have you seen the the masks fencers wear? Even so, there is no “pulling” of the actual contact in foil fencing. There might be in saber, but I doubt it.
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I've done foil fencing, I know what it's like. It was a joke. I could also have made one about archery or whatever else. The point is that competition karate is not about doing the most possible damage to your opponents, it's about demonstrating a skillset, and that skillset includes having enough control to tap someone in the head with your foot without putting their lights out.
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Aug 10, 2021 17:42
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what a useless skillset. It does look like he wasn't aiming for a kick to the head, as the foot connected with the lower side and neck, probably was aiming for chest but when he leaned in for the punch it got him higher than intended.
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Aug 10, 2021 17:45
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It's also in the spirit of the original Olympics, where one of the most famous wrestling champions actually died during a match and they gave him the victory, as obviously he was willing to go even to the death in order to win.
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Aug 10, 2021 22:42
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The Bloop posted:Competitions are about demonstrating the skills not causing harm. Restraint is one of the skills. Well maybe the olympics are just boring and lame how about that now?
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Aug 10, 2021 23:16
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That article should have opened with "They were promoted to Admirals".
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Aug 10, 2021 23:49
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The Bloop posted:I've done foil fencing, I know what it's like. It was a joke. I could also have made one about archery or whatever else. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaue3Jhn1o
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Aug 11, 2021 00:56
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ZombieLenin posted:Get this, fencing is very specifically not full contact; and it would be drat near impossible to impale someone with a fencing foil with their blunted ends. Take out their eye maybe, but have you seen the the masks fencers wear? Once met a fencing coach who claimed he had nearly died like in the 60s when his opponent's Epee snapped in half and he was essentially lunging right into the jagged part where it had broken. Woke up in the hospital after almost bleeding to death. Ended his career as a fencer, but got him into coaching.
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Aug 11, 2021 05:07
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Being unconscious on the winning podium was good enough for Homer Simpson.
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Aug 11, 2021 05:13
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https://twitter.com/VICE/status/1425155060149981186
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Aug 11, 2021 11:22
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And he's still probably the best credentialed of the lot
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And I'll bet we still have not found out the really bad things about this man.
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