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wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
https://www.mdpi.com/2504-3900/33/1/26

You wanted analysis of the tic tac in a peer reviewed fashion talking about speeds, g forces and such.

Tldr shits fast

wilfredmerriweathr has issued a correction as of 14:48 on Aug 10, 2021

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BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011

wilfredmerriweathr posted:

https://www.mdpi.com/2504-3900/33/1/26

You wanted analysis of the tic tac in a peer reviewed fashion talking about speeds, g forces and such.

Tldr shits fast

That's a conference paper, not a journal paper. It almost certainly was not peer-reviewed.

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
Whoops! Hadn't really read it closely, thanks for the correction. Still, I wanna pull 7000gs without feeling it

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


I still think there's something to be said about the radar/instrument-induced plasma clouds or whatever they are. Tracing a path over a surface (or ocean, or against clouds, etc) would have a very fast apparant speed (like the old trick of sweeping a laser pointer over the surface of Jupiter, the point can apparently sweep faster than light!), and the supposed tictac was exactly at a specific coordinate that only the Navy knew suggests it was some phenomenon that was induced by the ships somehow.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


juggalo baby coffin posted:

i hope the light i only saw with my eyes was not it shooting my brain with magnets or radiation to make me more stupid

no, what you’re describing is reading this forum

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


what does marianne know??

https://twitter.com/marwilliamson/status/1424955375577616393

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



she's in communion w/ the birds against the dark psychic force imo

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



BoldFace posted:

That's a conference paper, not a journal paper. It almost certainly was not peer-reviewed.

many conference papers are peer reviewed, especially in engineering fields. i doubt the proceedings would be in a springer volume if they weren't.

here's the website for this year's edition of that conference and it says paper submissions are peer reviewed.

https://www.tugraz.at/events/maxent2021/submission/

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Only one week until Anjali's press conference at the Lincoln Memorial

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Jim Corliss has 2 copies left

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Thread's dyin' heres some goofy poo poo from the vault

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/041/S41044.html

quote:

It was a while back, at Christmas time and I was young.

It had only been dark for a couple of hours when something crashed in a field across the road from my grandmothers house. It started a fire, not a huge one, but bright greenish blue. Anyhow, my father went over and came back and talked with my mother and then took off into town to I guess get help. While we waited the fire had gone out.

My father came back with the local constable and they walked around the site. We didn't go over there as my father had said no. A little later on another guy came up and it was then my father came back over. We all asked questions but he didn't seem to know anything. I do know he stayed up late talking to my mother.

I guess he had gone back over there while we were sleeping because the next morning he had a cylinder, kind of like the ones you draw blood with, filled with this green/blue/silver metal looking liquid. He showed us how when you shook it up the liquid vanished. After about 30 secs it reappeared. Pretty neat huh? He said it was all over the ground and hadn't seeped into the ground at all. Later on that day more people showed up. They seemed like workers from the nearby aluminium plant and they had some heavy equipment. They, or other workers stayed for a couple of days at least. The next day a helicopter showed up and some guys in white shirts and ties got out. I kinda lost interest as I was opening Christmas presents and stuff, plus we couldn't go over there or see it from the road anyway. So I'm not sure how many people actaully were over there.

After about 4 days everything over there was over. Me and a friend from down the road went over and the entire area, get this: Had been planted over. You could tell because the grass was a different color! There were still tracks and stuff from vehicles but if you didn't know there was a crash and fire there you would never know it.

Wondering what happened to the container of liquid? It only seemed to last about two weeks. It still dissapeared when shook but the more you did it the less would reappear.

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/040/S40776.html

quote:

Well, I'm a Vietnam War Veteran and I've kept this to myself for some time. Back in the Nam I was part of a LRRP unit. LRRP stands for Long Range Recon Patrol and it consisted of a team of 6 men. a Team Leader, Asistant Team Leader, Medic, Engineer, Weapons Specialist, and Radioman. I was out with my team in IV Corps in the Vietnam Jungles. We had humped through the boonies all day and we set up an NDP (Night Defensive Perimeter). We took turns sleeping and keeping watch. At about 01:45 I heard movement ahead. My bro Levin heard it too. We woke up the other 4 men and we all readied ourselves for the upcoming contact. Suddenly we saw it... an alien. In real life. My stomach sank as I saw the creature. It looks like the modern alien... a grey human with a long face and large black eyes. It gave off an eery glow. Anyway, my friend Boltach raised his weapon and fired. He hit the being in the head with a short controlled burst. A brilliant blue syrupy fluid splattered the trees behind the alien. Just then we saw a dull light in the sky. Back then, we had a device called a Starlight scope. Only special operations had them. It is a lot like night vision. I focused in on the light in the sky and at that moment two more lights appeared. They formed the shape of a perfect triangle. The light at the top circled the two below in a figure 8 and zipped off. The remaining two seemed to collide and both zip off in the same direction as the first light. That night two other LRRP teams in our AO (area of operations)reported in the same activities. We called into HQ and they said they were having radio problems and would be offline for the rest of the night. We linked up with the other 2 teams for security reasons and shared our encounter with them. 4 of the other men with me on my team that night were later killed in various engagements in the war and I haven't been able to get in contact with anyone from the other teams. Only me and Levin are still around. I hope you can come up with other stories and vets who have reporting UFOs in the Nam. Out.

http://www.nuforc.org/webreports/037/S37423.html

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Mr. Davenport, I am a 52 year old man. I'm not sure this fits in this arena, and it has taken me more than 35 years to come to grips with this; Sitting in my apartment at my parents watching the news, I heard my dogs barking a lot more than usual for the badgers that ran around my area. Then they stopped all at once. I remember feeling my hair raise up and stay there, like a static generator was next to me. I got out of bed and went outside to see what was going on and saw nothing unusual. Coming back inside, I went to bed watching the news. Less than a minute after I laid down, a voice (somewhat mechanical sounding) said; "I want you to come with me." OK. I'm scared now. There were a lot of strange things happening in this time and I was thinking I was being sought out by some cult or something.

I got up and went into my closet and got my .38 pistol and went back outside. I still saw nothing different. The voice again said: "I want you to come with me." This time it was less mechanical sounding and more gravely. My dogs still weren't barking, but they wouldn't come with me around the property (~5 acres). My bitch aussie growled at the next shed and wouldn't come closer than about 25 feet. The voice came up again saying the same things and still the gravely voice.

I went to the apartment and closed and locked the door and called my dad in the next house. He told me I was dreaming but would meet me outside and check the place out. We checked the house, the shrubs around the property and the sheds. We found nothing. The dogs STILL wouldn't come with us to the sheds, but were playful and jumping round us until we got to that shed. There was nothing in it that we hadn't put there.

There were some barefoot prints in the dusty ground about the place. They did not look like human prints, and didn't look like any animal I had hunted or seen. They weren't very clear because it was real dry and quite fine silted soil.

There were some strange sounds like a high pitched whistle that came and went as my dad and I were moving from the shrubs to the sheds. But we didn't see anything.

I have no memory of anything after that. Not going back into the house, not getting back into bed or saying good night to my dad. He has no memory of anything beyond our checking the sheds.

More than an hour passed from the time I went outside the first time and the time I came back inside.. The news was over and Johnny Carson was on TV when I came back. This property inspection normally took about five minutes to do.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012


This one gets me, it reads exactly like every half-remembered-at-a-bar-30-years-later IN THE 'NAAAMMM lrrp/soc story ever, it just happens to have bird content.

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

I love that they pop the alien and then it's never brought up again. Kinda fits

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

WEH posted:


Obviously not a great match, but the bit about it being during a storm made me wonder if what you saw wasn't something akin to ball lightning. It doesn't need a storm to happen

what's the difference between ball lightning that occurs without a storm or lightning and a UFO / orb

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

Rickshaw posted:

what's the difference between ball lightning that occurs without a storm or lightning and a UFO / orb

gotta buy the book for that, sorry. apparently there’s two left

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


can't wait for the birds to make first contact. we'll all go out into the stars in wonder, and then realize that the entire loving galaxy knows about trump, the whole thing from escalator to capitol riot was streamed on space twitch 24/7, and that's the only thing they know about humans

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Only one week until Anjali's press conference at the Lincoln Memorial

Can't believe this is the next content getting served up. This has been some real inside the great pyramid type poo poo. DoD should have listened to Tom DeLonge.

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Jazerus posted:

can't wait for the birds to make first contact. we'll all go out into the stars in wonder, and then realize that the entire loving galaxy knows about trump, the whole thing from escalator to capitol riot was streamed on space twitch 24/7, and that's the only thing they know about humans

dont forget the unsolicited nudes + mix tape we blasted into the void awhile back, complete with directions to get to our dorm room planet

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


some guy pulls up to a space gas station

"holy poo poo! it's trump! guys it's trump!!!!"

he's not trump

"mr prednisent, sir,,,"

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 213 days!

Jazerus posted:

can't wait for the birds to make first contact. we'll all go out into the stars in wonder, and then realize that the entire loving galaxy knows about trump, the whole thing from escalator to capitol riot was streamed on space twitch 24/7, and that's the only thing they know about humans

and at last we will know we are understood, and loved

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 213 days!
we will meet forms of intellect unbounded by time and matter and they will say unto us "Trump doctor sex cake," and we shall lol as one.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Rickshaw posted:

what's the difference between ball lightning that occurs without a storm or lightning and a UFO / orb

It sounds flippant to say "none," but ball lightning does weird poo poo and is almost unknown because it occurs so rarely. It has been reported in a range of colors, disappears when it hits things, goes through things like they're not there, dissipates suddenly and silently, explodes violently, leaves a smell, doesn't leave a smell, etc. There's probably variety in the reporting because witnesses aren't primed and ready to take in all the details of a bizarre thing that happens all the sudden, just like with birds, but there's also probably a variety of ball lightnings. Balls lightning. Anyway I think foo fighters were ball lightning created by practically non-replicable conditions of the aerial battles where pilots witnessed them. Or aliens watching human airplane fights

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7eWO-9OPBk&t=250s

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I'd be way more stoked if Daft Punk walked into my house unexpectedly and asked me to come party with them

that is what's happening here right it's really hard to make out

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

WEH posted:

gotta buy the book for that, sorry. apparently there’s two left

how do I get one of em. I want to join book club

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I'd be way more stoked if Daft Punk walked into my house unexpectedly and asked me to come party with them

that is what's happening here right it's really hard to make out

this is 'Incident in Lake County' which was aired without the context of it being a movie so a lot of people thought it was real, lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction:_Incident_in_Lake_County

ngl the scene in the bedroom in it scared me when i was younger. character closes their door while getting dressed and spooky alien is RIGHT BEHIND IT

edit: the french save the day again, its on vimeo

https://vimeo.com/143485820

elaboration has issued a correction as of 14:10 on Aug 12, 2021

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

saw that when it came out and it freaked me the gently caress out

watched it a year or two ago after someone brought it up and ... well, let's just say it hasn't aged well

Rickshaw
Apr 11, 2004

just a coconut going for a stroll

Ratios and Tendency posted:


I wonder if you could calculate the speed exhibited by the tic-tac based on the maximum tracking speed of his FLIR+how fast it moves off screen.

Actually I think you could. Use Fravor's estimate of the size of the tic-tac and assume that what we see on FLIR1 is the same tic-tac. That other fighter pilot who has been doing UFO / navy fighter review videos on youtube at one point I think explains the angular sizes of the different zoom modes in FLIR (I think in the video where he examines the motion of gimbal). Perhaps you could get the same information elsewhere

From that you can estimate the angular size of the tic-tac. With the assumed real size of the tic-tac, you can now estimate a distance. Using the deflection angle in the top of the frame to track the motion of the camera (or assuming the FLIR gaze is actually steady) and assuming that the tic-tac moves purely left on the frame, you can then take the time it takes for it to leave the frame and estimate a speed (potentially, also, put a rough lower limit on the acceleration). In the past, Fravor has suggested that this video shows it moving very fast.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Google Butt posted:

Jim Corliss has 2 copies left

where are y’all finding these?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lol

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

Azathoth posted:

saw that when it came out and it freaked me the gently caress out

watched it a year or two ago after someone brought it up and ... well, let's just say it hasn't aged well

i like how the extremely boring american guy who pissed his pants/got spooked by the alien in his room is comically british in his talking head interviews, for some reason

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

blugu64 posted:

where are y’all finding these?

my bony fealty posted:

how do I get one of em. I want to join book club

they're supposed to be on ebay

inferis
Dec 30, 2003


I wonder if this was a better video on a 9th generation vhs tape with a sharpie label

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

this is 'Incident in Lake County' which was aired without the context of it being a movie so a lot of people thought it was real, lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction:_Incident_in_Lake_County

ngl the scene in the bedroom in it scared me when i was younger. character closes their door while getting dressed and spooky alien is RIGHT BEHIND IT

edit: the french save the day again, its on vimeo

https://vimeo.com/143485820

do you have a time code for the bedroom scene?

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
lol - I don't remember that movie coming out but for some reason I do remember hearing about his first film "mcpherson tapes" but could be from this thread.

on wikipedia the plot does sound pretty amazing

quote:

Tommy takes the opportunity to go into his bedroom and change his soiled pants when he is ambushed by an alien

Also, the alternate ending I need to find

quote:

the family is seen re-entering the house and, after the death of Renee, the survivors gather around the table to eat in order to keep up their strength and spirits.

all right guys, our sister is dead, aliens are in the house, outside, and in the sky... but we did make all this thanksgiving food and grandma is getting upset that its getting cold....

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Vomik posted:

all right guys, our sister is dead, aliens are in the house, outside, and in the sky... but we did make all this thanksgiving food and grandma is getting upset that its getting cold....
if that happened at my family's thanksgiving, my grandma would no exaggeration tell us all to get away from the windows and come eat because the aliens will still be there afterwards and you can all go play with them afterwards, she spent all this time cooking and it's not going to waste, so now who wants to say grace?

edit: she would also have smashed one of those grays on the top of the head with a wooden spoon if they tried to mess up her kitchen, I mean just whaling on it until they went away

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Google Butt posted:

Jim Corliss has 2 copies left

any chance at a link of the listings?

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Bideo James posted:

any chance at a link of the listings?

I emailed him directly

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Google Butt posted:

I emailed him directly

oh poo poo, how much are they?

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Bideo James posted:

oh poo poo, how much are they?

Like $30. Be really nice though, he rules.

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