Comic Strips 2021: like Mary Worth pressing her butt cheeks on the window.

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Doomykins posted:

"185 - Jucika's Harvest"

Get it, girl!

I also just wanna say that Little Lefty is getting better by the day, I�m following it with genuinely bated breath.

Classic Zits

Sylvia

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My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Vater und Sohn: Long front, short back (1935/11)

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LazyQ: Feb 22, 2011

M�mmil� (April 4, 1996)

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:15

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

It's the day after top climate change scientists laid out how horribly, irreversibly screwed we already are. Let's visit The MiniSec Ecocide Museum! Featuring Victoria the philosophical guinea pig! Who used to be prone to dreams of violence!

2007 (September 10-14)

2010 (October 11-15)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Aug 10, 2021

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:19

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis

Can confirm that men's rooms are gross af compared to women's by default.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Classic Zits

Waking up before 11am if you don't have to is unnatural, Jeremy's parents. :colbert:

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:22

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Haifisch posted:

Can confirm that men's rooms are gross af compared to women's by default.

I... my experience is very much the opposite

Public ladies rooms are gross in all the ways mens rooms are and often several additional ways

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:39

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

My Lovely Horse posted:

Vater und Sohn: Long front, short back (1935/11)

Wholesome.

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:47

Huxley: Oct 10, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Concur, all the horror stories I've ever gotten from my SO about ladies rooms disasters are a whole other world from men's rooms.

90% of mens room usage is just peeing and leaving. Sometimes in stadiums you get a piss wall, which is the kind of thing that blows women's minds when they hear about it. But even that ... nobody is asking you to touch the piss wall, plus it's impossible to miss. It's probably preventing a lot more mess than it's causing.

e: Comic Strips 2021: Nobody is asking you to touch the piss wall

(please don't actually lol)

Huxley fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Aug 10, 2021

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:50

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Funny Online AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:51

Darthemed: Oct 28, 2007; "A data unit?
For me?"; College Slice

Docks

Retail

Popcom

# ? Aug 10, 2021 17:57

Hwurmp: May 20, 2005

all in all you're just a

nother piss in the wall

# ? Aug 10, 2021 18:04

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Herman the Heathen
The poop zombie arc comes to an end:

# ? Aug 10, 2021 18:33

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Huxley posted:

Concur, all the horror stories I've ever gotten from my SO about ladies rooms disasters are a whole other world from men's rooms.

90% of mens room usage is just peeing and leaving. Sometimes in stadiums you get a piss wall, which is the kind of thing that blows women's minds when they hear about it. But even that ... nobody is asking you to touch the piss wall, plus it's impossible to miss. It's probably preventing a lot more mess than it's causing.

e: Comic Strips 2021: Nobody is asking you to touch the piss wall

(please don't actually lol)

The piss trough is a staple of the event-going experience, imo.

# ? Aug 10, 2021 18:44

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

EasyEW posted:

2010 (October 11-15)

Capitalism, for all its faults, is hardly the sole cause of environmental damage. Read up on what the Soviets did to the Aral Sea.

# ? Aug 10, 2021 18:46

Doomykins: Jun 28, 2008; Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?

# ? Aug 10, 2021 19:01

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

The Bloop posted:

I... my experience is very much the opposite

Public ladies rooms are gross in all the ways mens rooms are and often several additional ways

Having spent ~80% of my life using the ladies' and the past couple years using the men's, I've never seen a ladies' room be particularly gross other than the odd piss seat from a hoverer. Meanwhile men's rooms always have a sticky layer of dried piss all over the floor, and often more piss left on the toilet seats. Men are also worse about flushing the drat toilet when they're done using it. I appreciate being able to finally use the bathroom of my gender but I don't appreciate how much filthier it is.

I'll concede I've never seen sports stadium toilets and the horrors they contain, though.

Haifisch fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Aug 10, 2021

# ? Aug 10, 2021 19:34

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Haifisch posted:

Having spent ~80% of my life using the ladies' and the past couple years using the men's, I've never seen a ladies' room be particularly gross other than the odd piss seat from a hoverer. Meanwhile men's rooms always have a sticky layer of dried piss all over the floor, and often more piss left on the toilet seats. Men are also worse about flushing the drat toilet when they're done using it. I appreciate being able to finally use the bathroom of my gender but I don't appreciate how much filthier it is.

I'll concede I've never seen sports stadium toilets and the horrors they contain, though.

my direct experience is only in cleaning them at a number of different types of business and while the average day was perhaps worse in the mens, the absolute worst abominations of foulness were always in the womens

Yeah guys don't flush as much but they also don't smear period blood on the walls as often

# ? Aug 10, 2021 20:02

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Haifisch posted:

I'll concede I've never seen sports stadium toilets and the horrors they contain, though.

On entrance: Behold, the PISS TROUGH

# ? Aug 10, 2021 20:03

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

None shall escape the piss-mist.

# ? Aug 10, 2021 20:17

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

today we are all dustin

# ? Aug 10, 2021 20:43

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

The Far Side

Pickles

Zits

# ? Aug 10, 2021 20:55

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

davidspackage posted:

Strips dealing with Tiffany and her dad often seem kind of unintentionaly dark and painful.

I don't think it's unintentional. We're supposed to feel sorry for Tiff.

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Andertoons

Apartment 3-G

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Bad Machinery

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SubNat: Nov 27, 2008

Moomin under Sail

# ? Aug 10, 2021 21:32

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD

Teen years is when the body begins naturally producing its own slime

# ? Aug 10, 2021 21:33

Poil: Mar 17, 2007

Powered Descent posted:

Capitalism, for all its faults, is hardly the sole cause of environmental damage. Read up on what the Soviets did to the Aral Sea.

Yeah I did some basic research on it for a school project once. If I remember correctly the dust storms full of salt and toxins from the old seafloor poisoned all nearby plant, animal and human life around it. Really awful stuff.

# ? Aug 10, 2021 21:34

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

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There it is again! The Rocko/Uncle Max/Kel triangle shirt! It's really messing with my brain how much this shirt gets around in comics. Like was this a real shirt that was actually popular once or are these all just incestuous references or what?

# ? Aug 10, 2021 23:27

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Some Guy TT posted:

There it is again! The Rocko/Uncle Max/Kel triangle shirt! It's really messing with my brain how much this shirt gets around in comics. Like was this a real shirt that was actually popular once or are these all just incestuous references or what?

Loud geometric pattern shirts were a thing in the late 80s - early 90s.
For example,
https://twitter.com/jameskingmovies/status/994992626574221318

# ? Aug 10, 2021 23:52

skeleton warrior: Nov 12, 2016

Slammy posted:

Outbursts of Everett True September 26, 1918

I can�t believe that Everett True just beat the crap out of Jack Benny like that

# ? Aug 10, 2021 23:59

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Bogor

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# ? Aug 11, 2021 00:02

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

EasyEW posted:

Les Moore's Unquestioned Privilege Summer Vacation continues!

"It's called a 'real doll' and you can have them custom made to look like anyone!"

# ? Aug 11, 2021 00:08

Vox Valentine: May 31, 2013; Solving all of life's problems through enhanced casting of Occam's Razor. Reward yourself with an imaginary chalice.

BigDave posted:

"It's called a 'real doll' and you can have them custom made to look like anyone!"

"Lisa Moore Real Doll" is a hell of a username.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 00:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

My Lovely Horse posted:

Vater und Sohn: Long front, short back (1935/11)

Panel 6: horselaugh (ˈhɔːsˌlɑːf) noun. a coarse, mocking, or raucous laugh; guffaw.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 00:51

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD

Teen years, my rear end. At the rate this strip is going all-in on Sarah's genius, she'll be finishing a doctoral thesis on the mathematical nature on the works of Jackson Pollack by the time she's 14.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 01:09

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Sally Forth

Pearls Before Swine

Skippy (December 21, 1933)

Peanuts (August 13, 1974)

Funky Winkerbean

Crankshaft

Mutt and Jeff

Rip Haywire

Thimble Theater (March 11, 1938)

Out Our Way (March 1-3, 1937)

Tag yourself. I'm the nosy dog.

Toonerville Folks (December 3-5, 1917)

Dok's "Thaw, Followed By A Flash Freeze" Duck (September 20, 1913)

Little Lefty (February 21-23, 1935)

Blondie From Zero (December 18-20, 1930)

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Aug 11, 2021

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Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

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MyronMulch: Nov 12, 2006

manero posted:

Nancy 1946

Bushmiller channeling his inner Art Beeman

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Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

And He Did! August 20, 1918

Outbursts of Everett True September 27, 1918

Gay and Her Gang September 25, 1929

Oaky Doaks February 26, 1936

Mopsy April 27, 1937

Up Front June 8, 1944

Dark Laughter February 14, 1948

Those Were the Days September 23, 1953

Wee Pals November 16, 1965

Dogbert March 23, 1966

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Slammy posted:

Wee Pals November 16, 1965

drat, that's a fine Shoryuken.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 03:44

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