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Caesar Saladin posted:stage 5 lockdown means that nobody will be allowed to jack off, god help us if we reach that level The ol' stimpire lockdown. Tough but fair.
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Airstream Driver posted:No covid from the Byron Bay man? Maybe the secret is believing it's a scam. people have to actually get tested for there to be official cases
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Understandable The town my dad lives in is a small enough that he told me recently when someone nobody recognises shows up in town they get reported by the police to figure out if they're from Sydney. Nothing heavy handed, just a quick check in, but they really don't want outsiders around right now. Apparently the local rental market has been gobbled up by people looking for a sea change at the start of 2020 too, so I get the impression the town is feeling somewhat burdened in general by COVID in unexpected way. This is all right after the fires which burned down like half the area as well. Redezga fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Aug 11, 2021 |
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Aug 11, 2021 06:31
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Caesar Saladin posted:stage 5 lockdown means that nobody will be allowed to jack off, god help us if we reach that level stage 5 lockdown through october to december, no nut november becomes the no nut quarter
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Aug 11, 2021 06:55
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SuddenCactus posted:stage 5 lockdown through october to december, no nut november becomes the no nut quarter People in Sydney will riot if restrictions don't start easing by October.
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Caesar Saladin posted:stage 5 lockdown means that nobody will be allowed to jack off, god help us if we reach that level Trying to throw ropes at my 1984 telescreen with gladbags face on it "Rawwwwk...it's a living"
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Aug 11, 2021 07:15
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I thought jacking off was mandatory
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Aug 11, 2021 07:41
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Caesar Saladin posted:stage 5 lockdown means that nobody will be allowed to jack off, god help us if we reach that level unrelatedly I’m now a sovereign citizen
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Aug 11, 2021 07:42
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Cabin fever is really getting to me today.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I thought jacking off was mandatory "Anyone under forty-five is perfectly capable of shooting mad ropes"
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Aug 11, 2021 07:58
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Aware posted:Aussie log the dropouts/can see them. They ask you wait 24 hours while they collect the data over that period and if it's happening more than whatever nbn guarantees then they log a fault and get someone out. Yeah, my drops aren't detected by the RSP so they can't provide data to NBNCo to back up my claims. However, I'm not locked into this mob so can change whenever I like. Splode posted:The RSP has to be looking for the dropouts to see them, and most just don't record that information. Meanwhile, Aussie broadband can actually see when your router drops (I know this because they actually saw me restarting my router on their end when I was doing some troubleshooting with them), so they're much better able to produce those reports. My internal network is fine, and when the connection drops I look over the the NBN box and all the lights go out except the top one for power, and then they slowly come back on over the course of a minute or so (presumably a transient failure and it just takes this long to handshake again). My current RSP (Tangerine) claim they don't see any issues which led me to believe the drops are between the node and my house and the RSP sees that the connection stays good to the node and nothing beyond that. Maybe it's worth while switching to another provider to see if they are better at looking for this sort of thing? Thanks everyone for the comments and ideas.
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if someone needs to be jacked off in one of the affected LGA is it compassionate care to go crank their dick? to grab it and paint shaker it until it gaks?
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Aug 11, 2021 08:24
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well why not posted:if someone needs to be jacked off in one of the affected LGA is it compassionate care to go crank their dick? to grab it and paint shaker it until it gaks? If you could claim it on JobKeeper that'd be the perfect pandemic solution
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Aug 11, 2021 08:39
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well why not posted:if someone needs to be jacked off in one of the affected LGA is it compassionate care to go crank their dick? to grab it and paint shaker it until it gaks? It is your civic duty.
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Aug 11, 2021 08:44
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well why not posted:if someone needs to be jacked off in one of the affected LGA is it compassionate care to go crank their dick? to grab it and paint shaker it until it gaks? I think it counts as Singles Bubble in this case, especially if you use gloves.
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Aug 11, 2021 09:09
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I'm surprised nobody's capitalized on this with an app; "These singles are within your COVID lockdown travel radius and just as bored as you are!"
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Aug 11, 2021 09:12
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Some kid at Hungry Jacks carpark popped a wheelie on his treadly and I said "Sick wheelie champ!" Response was "gently caress you dog oval office, I'll rape your goldfish" I'm almost proud at the response to stranger danger.
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Gromit posted:Maybe it's worth while switching to another provider to see if they are better at looking for this sort of thing? Thats exactly what we're suggesting, Tangerine might not be able to see them, possibly another RSP can with better systems. Personally I recommend ABB to anyone who asks but they are a premium provider and therefore a touch more expensive.
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Aug 11, 2021 09:22
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Not Evans posted:Got a few hundred back issues of MAD going back to the late '70s, my scanner all set up, and a heap of time. Figured the thread might appreciate a sort of Let's Read Australian MAD, but then again some of these issues are from the mid-80s (and the later ones just have the same content anyway) so who knows what's still relevant in these uncertain times. You don't happen to have a copy of the (I think) Mad Oz 1996 Summer cover by any chance? It's the greyscale one with mango orange highlights with Alfred E Neuman in boardies. Also, got my order today, it's fucken rad and you're a sick oval office.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'm surprised nobody's capitalized on this with an app; but what about the lonely milfs in my area
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bowmore posted:but what about the lonely milfs in my area gently caress 'em
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My hair is finally long enough for my first post chemo haircut and we're in lockdown for gently caress only knows how much longer.
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bowmore posted:but what about the lonely milfs in my area They're stuck dealing with their kids being at home constantly for the time being, duh!  Lolie posted:My hair is finally long enough for my first post chemo haircut and we're in lockdown for gently caress only knows how much longer. That just means you can style it even fancier when it's finally safe to get a haircut! 
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Aug 11, 2021 10:18
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I probably should get mine cut soon before it goes all early season Frasier again.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I probably should get mine cut soon before it goes all early season Frasier again. Horrifying.
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Going to avoid trimming my beard for another week. It's not the 3month lockdown we had last year but I've still got time to grow something ridiculous.
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Desktop Gargoyle being cute for once Lolie posted:My hair is finally long enough for my first post chemo haircut and we're in lockdown for gently caress only knows how much longer. Yeah I'm starting to reach 'gently caress it' lengths. Gonna try giving myself a side undercut, seeing how we'll be in lockdown to at least October/November at this point 
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Lolie posted:My hair is finally long enough for my first post chemo haircut and we're in lockdown for gently caress only knows how much longer. Embrace your inner 20something and cut your own bangs in a mirror on impulse one night. It's the lockdown way, if my social media is anything to go by! e: Just to provide context to this advice, I can currently see my sideburns in my periphery and I routinely eat my own moustache during meals
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I haven't cut my hair since I started working from home last April. It's pretty wild but I'm invested and I want to see how long and crazy it can get. It's curly for the first time in my life for some reason.
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I only shave my face because my doofus dog drags his teeth through my facial hair if I don't Can't he just give kisses like a normal dog? noooooo
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Uh Oh! All Lockdowns! https://twitter.com/NSWHealth/status/1425383557753544704 Gosh I sure do hope The Health Advice continues to keep regional NSW safe!
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Infinitum posted:Uh Oh! All Lockdowns! Adding "the evolving covid-19 outbreak" to the list of phrases I never want to hear again when this passes.
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Infinitum posted:Uh Oh! All Lockdowns! Bogan
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The blew my mind, I never knew there was a place called Bogan
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Lolie posted:Adding "the evolving covid-19 outbreak" to the list of phrases I never want to hear again when this passes. If I don't get a whole lotta times with precident I'm going to be demanding a refund.
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EoinCannon posted:The blew my mind, I never knew there was a place called Bogan There's a place called Bogan Gate, think Bogan is the locality. I've always wanted to visit Bogan gate Cemetary for some reason.  That Dick is Raw, Son
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I've been giving myself clipper cuts for like 6 years and only just started seeing a barber in the last few years after earning decent scratch. Back to mirror clipper cuts for now. Had an AliExpress adapter for my record player show up so now I can finally enjoy the sweet sounds of DJ shadow in surround
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