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Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/XHNews/status/1425076805304684547


quote:

The average life expectancy of Xinjiang residents rose from 30 years in 1949 to 74.7 years in 2019 with the development of the region's public health cause, according to data provided by Mubarak Mugeti, the moderator of the press conference.

lol if everyones favorite genocide victims have a higher life expectancy than us now

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Some Guy TT posted:

lol if everyones favorite genocide victims have a higher life expectancy than us now

lmfao

Junkozeyne
Feb 13, 2012
Increasing their live expectancy to torture them longer how could they

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

More years for stepping on Koran

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Some Guy TT posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/XHNews/status/1425076805304684547

lol if everyones favorite genocide victims have a higher life expectancy than us now

genocide by increasing life expectancy

will the oriental incompetency never end?

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

it reads like an Onion article

quote:

At a press conference held in Urumqi, the regional capital, several individuals from the region's ethnic minority groups shared their stories and said that their lives and health have been well protected with the rapid development of the region's public health cause in recent years.

not sure who articles like this cater to - the English language propaganda that China pushes out seem quite dated

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Palladium posted:

225 kg of "muh hooman rights because I'm clearly just a casual user with no trafficking intentions"
Actually drugs are cool and should be encouraged.

The only people who don't like meth are people who haven't tried meth. It is objectively awesome.

Once again the state has failed the people.

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
drugs are cool unless your citizens were addicted to that poo poo 100 years ago, in which case drugs are bad

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Kill All Cops posted:

drugs are cool unless your citizens were addicted to that poo poo 100 years ago, in which case drugs are bad
Opium is bad but that's because it's a grandpa drug.

We have better drugs now.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

you’d figure they’d be happy for traffickers to be shipping stuff like meth or fetanyl to the West

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Opium is bad but that's because it's a grandpa drug.

We have better drugs now.

actually, all drugs are bad

some bideo games are also bad

working 996 is good though, as well as loving Country and Party

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Kill All Cops posted:

loving Country and Party
It's five o'clock somewhere!

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

shrike82 posted:

you’d figure they’d be happy for traffickers to be shipping stuff like meth or fetanyl to the West

yeah, makes perfect sense if you're a sociopath, shrike.

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

quote:

https://www.globaltimes.cn/page/202108/1231087.shtml
Lithuania will pay the price for making radical moves on the Taiwan question

The strategy of this small country is to cling to the US as tightly as possible. It is a US running dog that barks most fiercely at the strategic rivals of the US in exchange for its protection.
...
Lithuania is a crazy, tiny country full of geopolitical fears. It is extremely afraid that if one day something significant happens, it will be destroyed again.
...
Unfortunately, this is not the way to be a normal country.
...
I believe that Lithuania will eventually pay the price for its evil deed of breaking international rules.

The author is the editor-in-chief with the Global Times.

You gotta give the Chinese wolf warriors credit - it's fun reading op-eds by them.
Someone should get the guy an SA account

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

They're being charitable to Lithuania, if anything.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

shrike82 posted:

you’d figure they’d be happy for traffickers to be shipping stuff like meth or fetanyl to the West

"China should want to be the meth capital of the world" is the dumbest take I've heard all week, but it's only Wednesday so keep posting.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
communist youth league at shanghai university checking out the xi jinping section at the college bookstore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwzCwyI05fY

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

it's interesting to watch a PR video of a university (SJTU) and not see the usual attempts at displaying student racial diversity

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Cpt_Obvious posted:

"China should want to be the meth capital of the world" is the dumbest take I've heard all week, but it's only Wednesday so keep posting.

Especially lolworthy when this Chinese cop in Hubei has over half of his broadcasted arrests for drugs

https://space.bilibili.com/477531206/video

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

wait, are we against drugs now?

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

shrike82 posted:

wait, are we against drugs now?

go away shrike

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

quote:

https://www.channelnewsasia.com/asia/china-ban-karaoke-songs-national-security-illegal-2104891

China to ban karaoke songs deemed 'national security' threats

BEIJING: China will ban karaoke songs perceived to "endanger national security", as state controls attempt to muzzle the microphones of a karaoke-obsessed nation.

The Ministry of Culture and Tourism said it will establish a blacklist of banned songs with "illegal content", such as endangering national security and unity, inciting ethnic hatred, or promoting cults, gambling and crime.

In 2019, Chinese music streaming sites took down unofficial protest anthems, including the Les Miserables song Do You Hear The People Sing, as well as some songs by the Chinese rock musician Li Zhi that referenced the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Oh no! Not my show tunes!

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





how many people in China have ever been done in for music piracy through a VPN

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

China would be better if these low to mid level bureaucrats would fuckin relax sometimes

No one is going to revolt while singing Les mis, that's just embarrassing

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012


During Corona all karaoke songs are national security threats. Well done president Xi.

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

Grapplejack posted:

No one is going to revolt while singing Les mis, that's just embarrassing

The songs themselves are revolting.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Westerners are getting better at comedy and it's making the PRC nervous

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
they are going to sing les mis while holding up a three finger salute

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Kill All Cops posted:

they are going to sing les mis while holding up a three finger salute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiFpZ9OOEe0

they even did a full music video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IweBON1Bv_U

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

xi should take a page from duterte and start talking about drug addicts and other criminals like a character from an american vigilante movie a la death wish

quote:

“I told him straight, ‘Drugs are still flowing in. I’d like you to kill there … anyway, I’ll back you up and you won’t get jailed. If it’s drugs, you shoot and kill. That’s the arrangement,” Duterte said without elaborating.

quote:

“Hitler massacred 3 million Jews ... there's 3 million drug addicts. There are. I'd be happy to slaughter them."

quote:

"If you are corrupt, I will fetch you using a helicopter to Manila and I will throw you out. I have done this before. Why would I not do it again?"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Weed owns

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

hmm

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

I loooooooooooooove death!

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/JChengWSJ/status/1425050397828214788

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


https://twitter.com/thinking_panda/status/1425053618709745669?s=20

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

quote:

https://apnews.com/article/middle-east-health-iran-pandemics-coronavirus-pandemic-33a0bf3247ffdc072f8579c9dd53c71b
In Iran, slow vaccinations fuel anger in unending pandemic

After Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei refused to accept vaccine donations from Western countries, the Islamic Republic has sought to make the shots domestically, though that process lags far behind other nations.

Khamenei in January slammed shut any possibility of American or British vaccines entering the country, calling them “forbidden.”

”I really do not trust,” them, Khamenei said of those nations. “Sometimes they want to test” their vaccines on other countries.

that's a big oof from me

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Iran will be humbled and freed soon

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

*spoiler alert* they'll buy the Chinese vaccine.

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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Shrike's mask seems to fall faster and faster these days. gently caress off shrike.

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