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This is even more pathetic than the people who claim to enter their names as "merry Christmas" at Starbucks
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Something must have happened, because he mentions his kid being upset he used a bad word and didn't use any in his version. And he sounds exactly like the kind of person who would cuss in front of his kids and also slap them if they repeated the words they just heard.
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Skwirl posted:Something must have happened, because he mentions his kid being upset he used a bad word and didn't use any in his version. And he sounds exactly like the kind of person who would cuss in front of his kids and also slap them if they repeated the words they just heard. He didn't use profanity because it's STDH, but in the story he says "It's loving stupid" the people are allowed to eat without their masks on. Which, ironically, yeah he's right, people shouldn't be eating in restaurants even if they are cleaning them thoroughly between each use.
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Aug 11, 2021 20:41
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Very interesting, I bet my coworker whose young son is in the hospital on oxygen right now would like to know this.
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hi goons, I need help finding an old story on the internet about Microsoft execs visiting Japan. Things these MS exec did on their business trip to the Japan branch of their company includes: Going “hey watch this” and throwing trash (straw wrappers?) into the middle of a hotel lobby and watching in amazement as random people pick it up within seconds every time, mortifying their guide/translator. Going to a tea ceremony, being so large they had to be fit into robes used for sumo wrestlers, and during the tea ceremony loudly declaring how awful the tea tastes. During their visit to the Japan branch, they had trouble connecting to the internet. As an employee crawled under their desk to make sure the Ethernet was plugged in and fix their problem, the execs berated him, only to find out later that employee was the president of MS Japan. In general, just an amazing story about Americans being incredibly American in Japan. I could swear it was on a blogspot once upon a time. Can’t find it though! Is there another thread I should ask?
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Aug 17, 2021 03:02
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I mean that definitely sounds like poo poo that didn't happen
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UFO Expert Linda Moulton Howe posted:On Saturday August 26 2017, not very long ago, I received a phone call from a whistle blower in the Intel world I’ve known for about a year and a half. He is an honorably discharged marine, but he continues to work on contracts with the CIA, NSA, DIA agencies. I always keep notebooks all over my house, my office, my car, everywhere so that I can write down a phone call that I can’t record or that I’m not in my studio to record. Kevin DuBrow has a new favorite as of 22:37 on Aug 20, 2021 |
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Aug 20, 2021 22:32
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I can buy robots killing people but just lmao at the robot connecting to a loving satellite on its own. We can barely get devices explicitly made to only connect to Wi-Fi connect to Wi-Fi
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Serperoth posted:I can buy robots killing people but just lmao at the robot connecting to a loving satellite on its own. We can barely get devices explicitly made to only connect to Wi-Fi connect to Wi-Fi Also "download instructions to rebuild itself" Who wrote these instructions?
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Aug 20, 2021 22:45
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I interpreted it as the robot connecting to the internet and then finding schematics. As always, the conspiracy theorists are way off the mark when there are actually troubling developments in military hardware becoming more autonomous
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Aug 20, 2021 22:54
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Skwirl posted:Also "download instructions to rebuild itself" Who wrote these instructions? Oh I can definitely believe the blueprints being on a server somewhere. Killer_robot_copy_draft_final(2).xlsx or something
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Aug 20, 2021 23:01
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Serperoth posted:Oh I can definitely believe the blueprints being on a server somewhere. Killer_robot_copy_draft_final(2).xlsx or something Unfortunately for Skynet it was a scan of the designs eight year old Rick had made on the ride home from school
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Aug 20, 2021 23:11
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Metal...bullets??
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Skwirl posted:Also "download instructions to rebuild itself" Who wrote these instructions?
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It definitely went the other way around "I was there with this guy I was see- *Looks me up and down* -uh with my boyfriend. Who I'm definitely still with."
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bike tory posted:It definitely went the other way around "with a frien-" "With my boyfriend."
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It's always former Marines. Always. Like there's a requirement to go around punching college professors and investigating UFOs before you can get your full pension.John Murdoch posted:Metal...bullets?? I know we're supposed to assume there's some kind of scary laser bullet out there or something, but I prefer to think that the robots were shooting paintballs or plastic BB pellets up until that point.
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John Murdoch posted:Metal...bullets?? To the tune of “Sweating Bullets”
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looking at the replies I'm glad I'm not the only one who wondered how someone experiencing some of those symptoms would find out that there was blood in their semen
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Looking through that guy’s Twitter feed I honestly can’t tell if they are a lovely troll or crazy. Both??
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the original guy (so two tweets up) actually had a point to the tweet he's getting pilloried for even, apparently the "sermon" at his university convocation was a bunch of anti-queer bullshit so it totally makes sense to walk out on that  murdered by the algorithm
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I always wonder if people like that know that they're an rear end in a top hat or if just all the other people around them are assholes so when they're not festering in their sea of assholes, they think everyone else is, in fact, the rear end in a top hat. That's not even to say that the story is true, which it's clearly not, but that this rear end in a top hat thinks he is cool and good and in the right by writing this bullshit. Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.
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Yes, the retail worker is avoiding you because of your virility and strength of conviction, not because you're a smug idiot who they're not being paid enough to confront
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Joey Freshwater posted:I always wonder if people like that know that they're an rear end in a top hat or if just all the other people around them are assholes so when they're not festering in their sea of assholes, they think everyone else is, in fact, the rear end in a top hat. Of course this guy knows he's being an rear end in a top hat, everyone who writes poo poo like this knows they're writing about being an rear end in a top hat. This story (assuming it's sincere) is this guy's idea of a badass power fantasy and being an rear end in a top hat is part of that for people like this. He's proud of it. Everyone is either mad or jealous or afraid of him and it's supposed to make him sound cool and superior, there's no question about that part. My question is whether this guy has any small, tiny twinge of awareness of what a sad, pathetic, unimaginative fantasy this is. Because this story is definitely the most badass thing this guy can think of: being at Target maskless and disobeying a (gay, black) employee. The "right" to not suffer the tiniest inconvenience while shopping at a lovely, faceless department store is so important to him that he thinks making up a story where he's belligerent about it makes him a folk hero. There's a lot to unpack there. I mean, at least he's not fantasizing about going on a shooting spree over it or something, but still. londonarbuckle has a new favorite as of 19:05 on Sep 8, 2021 |
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He's thinking of Pigpen, not Linus. Can't even get his snooty reference to Peanuts right.
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No, you know what, it's actually real.
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"Dear Internet, Today I yelled at people and got kicked out of a place. I'm off to do it again! Twice! Love, Nurrun"
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Memoirs are probably cheating, and memoirs of known serial liars doubly so, but holy poo poo. Ignoring how gross everything about this is, it's also incredibly difficult to believe:my_war_crimes.txt posted:
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Stack Machine posted:Memoirs are probably cheating, and memoirs of known serial liars doubly so, but holy poo poo. Ignoring how gross everything about this is, it's also incredibly difficult to believe: That the American Sniper dude? His book is like over half stdh.txt
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This drug dealer has this ominous glass bottle under his jacket that breaks but realistically it has to just be liquor. There's no scary liquid drug that dealers carry on the street.
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Sep 15, 2021 15:33
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Yeah I thought that finding a copy of it and reading a bit might give me some insight into mythmaking, but it's just paragraph after ghostwritten paragraph of unbelievable mall ninja poo poo and culture war shibboleths that gets 5-star reviews online. I guess I wasn't prepared for just how transparent it is.
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Stack Machine posted:Yeah I thought that finding a copy of it and reading a bit might give me some insight into mythmaking, but it's just paragraph after ghostwritten paragraph of unbelievable mall ninja poo poo and culture war shibboleths that gets 5-star reviews online. I guess I wasn't prepared for just how transparent it is. He lost a libel lawsuit to Jesse Ventura over it (claims he knocked out Ventura with a single punch). It's basically impossible to lose a libel suit brought to you by a famous person.
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"Popo" (a thug's term for police)
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The other thing that didn't happen there was hiring someone who understands typesetting. That kerning is painful to look at.
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