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The dog that ate your stash!
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Aug 9, 2021 14:27
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Jun 8, 2024 06:41
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- Escape From Noise
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I would vote for the poor paranoid dog
In response to your support the dog barks, whines, then pukes on your shoes.
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Aug 9, 2021 14:50
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- Ventral EggSac
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Grabbing the presidents face and low growling at him
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Aug 10, 2021 04:34
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In response to your support the dog barks, whines, then pukes on your shoes.
*nods affirmatively* Finally someone who represents me in government
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Aug 10, 2021 18:27
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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reddit says it’s fine, so
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 11, 2021 17:59
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reddit says it’s fine, so
you are under arrest
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Aug 11, 2021 19:34
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Levar Burton
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Aug 11, 2021 20:52
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my liege…
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Aug 11, 2021 21:51
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me and my bfff lived in this apartment together in college and it was where we first started smoking weed. we smoked weed for like 2 years at that apartment and the day we were moving out we found out our cool lady neighbors smoked weed too and they invited us over to smoke, but then their dog had literally snatched their new stash and ate all of it, so we never got to smoke with them
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Aug 12, 2021 00:27
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- fps_nug
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horsing around no longer
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I've heard of sleepy presidents but this is just ridiculous!
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Aug 12, 2021 03:00
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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incredibly popular weekly presidential address goes awry due to an ill timed vacuum cleaner
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Aug 12, 2021 03:04
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The first lady ate that other stash you forgot you had in the back of the closet
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Aug 12, 2021 03:13
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DOGUS
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Aug 12, 2021 03:16
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- google THIS
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He's a sitting president but he isn't a staying president yet, still working on that one
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Aug 12, 2021 03:16
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incredibly popular weekly presidential address goes awry due to an ill timed vacuum cleaner
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Aug 12, 2021 03:52
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He's a sitting president but he isn't a staying president yet, still working on that one
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Aug 12, 2021 05:10
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Jun 8, 2024 06:41
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- google THIS
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Don't get me wrong, I love his healthcare plan, but (adjusts my giant plastic collar so I can better speak into the reporter's microphone)
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Aug 12, 2021 16:32
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