May I introduce, the next president of The United States...

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Escape From Noise

The dog that ate your stash!

# ? Aug 9, 2021 14:27

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 16:21

Escape From Noise

(The dog is an analogy for Big Government and how The Man is always trying to eat your stash)

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Aug 9, 2021 14:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I would vote for the poor paranoid dog

# ? Aug 9, 2021 14:43

Escape From Noise

Mormon Nailer posted:

I would vote for the poor paranoid dog

In response to your support the dog barks, whines, then pukes on your shoes.

# ? Aug 9, 2021 14:50

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

A real dog of the people

# ? Aug 9, 2021 14:58

Ventral EggSac

Grabbing the presidents face and low growling at him

# ? Aug 10, 2021 04:34

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Escape From Noise posted:

In response to your support the dog barks, whines, then pukes on your shoes.

*nods affirmatively* Finally someone who represents me in government

# ? Aug 10, 2021 18:27

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

*furiously going thru the constitution*
"huh, turns out theres no rule saying a dog cant be president"

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# ? Aug 11, 2021 17:35

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

reddit says it�s fine, so

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 11, 2021 17:59

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Percy Teatwillow posted:

reddit says it�s fine, so

you are under arrest

# ? Aug 11, 2021 19:34

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

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you are under arrest

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# ? Aug 11, 2021 20:17

Finger Prince

Levar Burton

# ? Aug 11, 2021 20:52

Ass-penny

Dogs have a lot of advantages our current and past presidents lack. For example, dogs aren't racist.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 21:20

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

# ? Aug 11, 2021 21:28

Ass-penny

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

How could you say no to such a handsome doggo?

He may have ate your stash but he wants to build dog parks, not bombs.

# ? Aug 11, 2021 21:31

nut

my liege�

# ? Aug 11, 2021 21:51

Khanstant

me and my bfff lived in this apartment together in college and it was where we first started smoking weed. we smoked weed for like 2 years at that apartment and the day we were moving out we found out our cool lady neighbors smoked weed too and they invited us over to smoke, but then their dog had literally snatched their new stash and ate all of it, so we never got to smoke with them

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:27

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Take my vote! Hell take everyone's vote!

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:29

alnilam

Khanstant posted:

me and my bfff lived in this apartment together in college and it was where we first started smoking weed. we smoked weed for like 2 years at that apartment and the day we were moving out we found out our cool lady neighbors smoked weed too and they invited us over to smoke, but then their dog had literally snatched their new stash and ate all of it, so we never got to smoke with them

wow you knew the president before they were famous?

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# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:51

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

I've heard of sleepy presidents but this is just ridiculous!

# ? Aug 12, 2021 03:00

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

incredibly popular weekly presidential address goes awry due to an ill timed vacuum cleaner

# ? Aug 12, 2021 03:04

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The first lady ate that other stash you forgot you had in the back of the closet

# ? Aug 12, 2021 03:13

Ventral EggSac

DOGUS

# ? Aug 12, 2021 03:16

google THIS

He's a sitting president but he isn't a staying president yet, still working on that one

# ? Aug 12, 2021 03:16

Ass-penny

google THIS posted:

He's a sitting president but he isn't a staying president yet, still working on that one

# ? Aug 12, 2021 03:38

Escape From Noise

Luvcow posted:

incredibly popular weekly presidential address goes awry due to an ill timed vacuum cleaner

# ? Aug 12, 2021 03:52

Stoner Sloth

Ventral EggSac posted:

DOGUS

google THIS posted:

He's a sitting president but he isn't a staying president yet, still working on that one

# ? Aug 12, 2021 05:09

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google THIS posted:

He's a sitting president but he isn't a staying president yet, still working on that one

# ? Aug 12, 2021 05:10

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

google THIS posted:

He's a sitting president but he isn't a staying president yet, still working on that one

# ? Aug 12, 2021 15:06

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 16:21

google THIS

Don't get me wrong, I love his healthcare plan, but (adjusts my giant plastic collar so I can better speak into the reporter's microphone)

# ? Aug 12, 2021 16:32

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