Spoilers thread: Spoiled Wrestling in Every Sense of the Term [no spoiler tags]

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DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Astro7x posted:

So did they really have Aliyah beat Dakota clean on Main Event?

From reports from fans at the event, yes Aliyah beat Dakota Kai.

# ? Aug 10, 2021 04:14

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# ? May 31, 2024 01:39

Drakkel: May 6, 2007; IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

DarkstarIV posted:

From reports from fans at the event, yes Aliyah beat Dakota Kai.

Well we gotta make sure literally everyone in the Takeover matches coming up looks as good as possible so naturally this is the result

# ? Aug 10, 2021 04:20

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

Next takeover better end with HHH getting hit in the head with a golf ball and waking up in an FCW ring

# ? Aug 10, 2021 04:21

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

i just read the raw results..holy poo poo

why is this show still on?

# ? Aug 10, 2021 04:23

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/johnrclark12/status/1425597243466334217

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:19

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

DEAR RICHARD posted:

i just read the raw results..holy poo poo

why is this show still on?

At least 1.42 million people will watch wwe no matter what or who they put on, you know that

the content literally doesn't matter

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:21

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/johnrclark12/status/1425597243466334217

Diamante and Kiera are still together, right? No big surprise she's getting a tryout

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:23

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Isn't she ... problematic? In a Ivelisse kind of way?

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:24

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

Davros1 posted:

Isn't she ... problematic? In a Ivelisse kind of way?

Only thing I've heard is some beef with Sasha over having a similar style.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:25

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Davros1 posted:

Isn't she ... problematic? In a Ivelisse kind of way?

I guess we'll see. Maybe being around Diamante will keep her chill.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:26

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Pylons posted:

Only thing I've heard is some beef with Sasha over having a similar style.

That's all I've heard too, and it was years ago. AEW should build towards a women's tag-team division and they'd be a great first step.

e: especially because Diamonte's first partner and eventual winner of the tag tournament was Ivalesee

RealFoxy fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Aug 12, 2021

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:27

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Davros1 posted:

Isn't she ... problematic? In a Ivelisse kind of way?

are you getting her confused with Tessa Blanchard?

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:31

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

Julio Cruz posted:

are you getting her confused with Hulk Hogan?

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:32

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/johnrclark12/status/1425601910678212609 This is good to see.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:36

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

Davros1 posted:

Isn't she ... problematic? In a Ivelisse kind of way?

no harm in just assuming she is without evidence, count me in

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:40

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/johnrclark12/status/1425601910678212609 This is good to see.

Punchsport Pagodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! THE ACCLAIMED! HAVE DISBANDED!

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:43

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/johnrclark12/status/1425601910678212609 This is good to see.

Pac is the guy I can see beating Miro for the TNT if they don't announce trios belts soon.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 01:03

DLC Inc: Jun 1, 2011

Davros1 posted:

Isn't she ... problematic? In a Ivelisse kind of way?

she had some minor quibble with somebody a long while ago but in no way would I ever put her in the Ivelisse column at all. Idk anyone besides like Sexy Star who has a dossier of bullshit as long as Ivelisse lol. Kiera was well-liked in Impact

# ? Aug 12, 2021 14:45

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/johnrclark12/status/1425601910678212609 This is good to see.

This was a really fun match and PAC is super over.

Also I saw some people online where claiming we were chanting "CASTER".

We were not, we were changing "BASTARD".

# ? Aug 12, 2021 14:52

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Bowens also came out to a new tron and music as well

# ? Aug 12, 2021 16:49

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/KVR216/status/1426340637759135746

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:33

Pylons: Mar 16, 2009

OH poo poo

https://twitter.com/KVR216/status/1426356259687747585

# ? Aug 14, 2021 02:34

Dacap: Jul 8, 2008; I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.

Pylons posted:

OH poo poo

https://twitter.com/KVR216/status/1426356259687747585

YES

# ? Aug 14, 2021 02:49

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Possible spoiler from Triplemania

https://twitter.com/MaXiMo_Sioux/status/1426661371320672258?s=20

Alberto :pukeemoji:

# ? Aug 15, 2021 00:49

mfcrocker: Jan 31, 2004; Hot Rope Guy

Davros1 posted:

Possible spoiler from Triplemania

https://twitter.com/MaXiMo_Sioux/status/1426661371320672258?s=20

Alberto :pukeemoji:

Someone was bound to hire his gross rear end eventually, not that surprised its AAA

# ? Aug 15, 2021 03:28

El Generico: Feb 3, 2009; Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

mfcrocker posted:

Someone was bound to hire his gross rear end eventually, not that surprised its AAA

Is he hired, or was he just hanging out backstage with people?

# ? Aug 15, 2021 04:19

Super No Vacancy: Jul 26, 2012

he left before the show

# ? Aug 15, 2021 06:15

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

mfcrocker posted:

Someone was bound to hire his gross rear end eventually, not that surprised its AAA

Hooray for baselessly jumping to conclusions!

# ? Aug 15, 2021 06:45

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

mfcrocker posted:

Someone was bound to hire his gross rear end eventually, not that surprised its AAA

He's already hired somewhere

# ? Aug 15, 2021 06:50

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Did he ever have that match with Andrade or is it still to come

# ? Aug 15, 2021 14:47

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

History Comes Inside! posted:

Did he ever have that match with Andrade or is it still to come

It was July 31, Del Rio won after it was turned into a triple threat with Carlito per Cagematch

# ? Aug 15, 2021 15:01

Lamuella: Jun 26, 2003; It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.

Chris James 2 posted:

It was July 31, Del Rio won after it was turned into a triple threat with Carlito per Cagematch

Wow, what a treat for all the fan in attendance.

# ? Aug 15, 2021 19:33

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

Lamuella posted:

Wow, what a treat for all the fan in attendance.

I didn't hear poo poo about it from any of my local news outlets, I even loving forgot it was happening :laffo:

. It's amazing it even happened at all.

# ? Aug 15, 2021 23:24

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
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Impact tapings from Sunday:

quote:

Impact TV:

-W. Morrissey and Eddie Edwards were brawling and as Morrissey was about to give Edwards a power bomb, Sami Callihan and his baseball bat made the save for his rival.
-Chris Sabin and Sami Callihan defeated Ace Austin and Moose. This is a preview of the four-way no. 1 contender's match set for Emergence this Friday.
-Matt Cardona (w/ Chelsea Green) defeated Shera (w/ Rohit Raju)
-Jake Something defeated Kaleb with a K in a no DQ match. X-Division Champion Josh Alexander confronted Something after the match as a preview for their title match Friday.
-Chris Bey defeated David Finlay
-Melina defeated Brandi Lauren. After the match, Knockouts Champion Deonna Purrazzo and "Drama King" Matthew Rehwoldt attacked Melina which led to Trey Miguel eventually running in for the save. This is a preview of the upcoming Purrazzo-Melina title match at the NWA Empower pay-per-view.
-Tasha Steelz (w/ Savannah Evans) defeated Havok (w/ Rosemary)
-Tenille Dashwood, Madison Rayne and Kaleb with a K defeated Taylor Wilde in a handicap match. After the match, Jordynne Grace and Rachael Ellering evened up the odds as the heels were beating down Wilde.
-Decay defeated Johnny Swinger and Hernandez
-Joe Doering defeated Luke Gallows

Emergence results:

-Steve Maclin defeated Petey Williams
-Madison Rayne (w/ Tenille Dashwood and Kaleb) defeated Taylor Wilde
-Tag Team Champions The Good Brothers defeated Violent by Design and Rich Swann/Willie Mack in a three-way to retain
-Matt Cardona (w/ Chelsea Green) defeated Rohit Raju (w/ Shera)
-X-Division Champion Josh Alexander defeated Jake Something to retain
-Ace Austin won a four-way no. 1 contenders match over Sami Callihan, Moose and Chris Sabin to earn a World title shot
-Knockouts Champion Deonna Purrazzo and "Drama King" Matthew Rehwoldt defeated Trey Miguel and Melina

BTI matches:

-Eddie Edwards defeated Deaner
-Laredo Kid defeated John Skyler
-Steve Maclin defeated TJP by DQ after Petey Williams hit Maclin with a chair. Maclin was going to use the chair on TJP, but Williams made the save which made TJP upset.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 18:16

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

ACE

# ? Aug 16, 2021 18:22

Edward Mass: Sep 14, 2011; 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮

Impact tapings from Monday

quote:

-Impact World Champion Christian Cage came out for a celebratory promo, but was interrupted by Friday's title challenger Brian Myers and Sam Beale. Cage also retired the TNA title during the segment.
-Chris Sabin defeated Sami Callihan. Moose ran out and attacked both men after the match, but Eddie Edwards ran out for the save before Moose was able to finish the job on Callihan with a chair.
-Mickie James did a segment to promote NWA Empower and called out Knockouts Champion Deonna Purrazzo to the ring. The champion attacked her which brought out Trey Miguel and Melina to run off Purrazzo and "Drama King" Matthew Rehwoldt.
-Rich Swann and Willie Mack defeated Tag Team Champions Good Brothers in a non-title match. Karl Anderson and Doc Gallows put both Mack and Swann through tables after the match.
Rohit Raju and Shera defeated Matt Cardona and Chelsea Green
-Jordynne Grace, Rachael Ellering and Taylor Wilde defeated Tenille Dashwood, Madison Rayne and Kaleb with a K
-Moose (w/ W. Morrissey) defeated Eddie Edwards. After the match, a massive brawl broke out that included Sami Callihan, Ace Austin, Madman Fulton, Christian Cage, Brian Myers, Sam Beale, and Josh Alexander with the babyfaces standing tall at the end.
-Taylor Wilde (w/ Jordynne Grace and Rachael Ellering) defeated Tenille Dashwood (w/ Madison Rayne and Kaleb with a K)
-Decay defeated Fallah Bahh and No Way
-Moose came out for an in-ring promo and called out Eddie Edwards. The two brawled and Edwards used a kendo stick on Moose until W. Morrissey came out. The two left Edwards laying.
-X-Division Champion Josh Alexander defeated the returning Jake Crist in an open challenge. After the match, Chris Sabin came out and challenged Alexander to a title match at Victory Road (date TBA) which was accepted.
John Skyler defeated Laredo Kid
-The Good Brothers came out for an in-ring promo and bragged about putting Willie Mack in the hospital. Rich Swann ran out and ran both of them off with a chair.
-Trey Miguel defeated "Drama King" Matthew Rehwoldt. After the match, Deonna Purrazzo attacked Miguel but Mickie James ran out to make the save.
-Steve Maclin defeated Petey Williams

Emergence results:

-Impact World Champion Christian Cage defeated Brian Myers to retain the title
-Decay defeated Tasha Steelz, Savannah Evans, Fallah Bahh and No Way in an eight-person tag team match

BTI results:

-Jake Something defeated John Skyler

Good to see Jake Crist back - he shouldn�t be punished for his brother�s actions.

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Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

God, Matt Morris is a much better ring name. I assume Rehwoldt is just his given name?

# ? Aug 17, 2021 22:51

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Christian "I ain't carryin' around two belts." Cage.

# ? Aug 17, 2021 23:08

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

Didn't Danielson nearly throw out his shoulder doing the Yes with the two WWE belts?

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I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

Gaz-L posted:

Didn't Danielson nearly throw out his shoulder doing the Yes with the two WWE belts?

I believe the anecdote was that his neck stuff was so bad at that time he could barely lift the one arm to do the Yes.

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