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Thats just a Tuesday in the kratom thread.
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flavor.flv posted:Do the right thing, inceltown They don't post in cspam where my buttons work so I can't 6 them for mod sass.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 19:03 |
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Hey guys I found this great forums quote, it's about a guy who - get this - graduated the top of his class in the Navy Seals, and even was involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda. It's hilarious! He says he has over 300 confirmed kills. The joke he makes about being trained in gorilla warfare, and the cutting satire about internet tough guys is original, quirky, and totally unique to these forums.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 20:31 |
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Tunicate posted:Hey guys I found this great forums quote, it's about a guy who - get this - graduated the top of his class in the Navy Seals, and even was involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda. It's hilarious! He says he has over 300 confirmed kills. The joke he makes about being trained in gorilla warfare, and the cutting satire about internet tough guys is original, quirky, and totally unique to these forums. I found an even funnier forum quote about someone finally speaking up after twelve years of other people asking who it is. But I digress. The Gloaming posted:The jokes never change! U like old music. Thus *BEEP BEEP IM A SOCIAL ENGINEER* u old. From 80s. I young. U mad. U die. Lulz! Also for some reason the auto-amended (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION/BANNED FOR THIS POST) no longer is a link to the user's rap sheet in question nor is there a red border around the entry it is supposed to link to Nothing my post engineering cannot fix for this thread though
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 21:08 |
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EorayMel posted:Also for some reason the auto-amended (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION/BANNED FOR THIS POST) no longer is a link to the user's rap sheet in question nor is there a red border around the entry it is supposed to link to It's a bug and they're working on it. Ghost of Radium laying traps for the unweary.
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# ? Aug 8, 2021 00:18 |
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Man did I guess the thread wrong.
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# ? Aug 8, 2021 04:11 |
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Way ahead of you!!!
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 03:27 |
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Mojo Jojo posted:An old CEO once have an "inspiring" speech about how we didn't do this job for the money, after all we were smart people, if we wanted money we'd go and work for a hedge fund
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 16:25 |
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Tales from the Liquor Store, or, real life Clerks.bong hits al fresco posted:Hammer Time
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 17:32 |
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And now for one more palatable and also making taleS plural accurate bong hits al fresco posted:RIP Bathroom 4-15-95
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 17:50 |
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The liquor store story thread made me late for work.
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 19:50 |
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Why do her boobs get really big for a minute Hedrigall posted:Because the mass then blorps down to create the udders duh Ok Comboomer posted:Its mammary telophase, right before udderkinesis
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 20:11 |
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I shouldn't have clicked through
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 21:58 |
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spookygonk posted:
OwlFancier posted:For when you need to make it difficult to determine the speed and heading of your house. Paladinus posted:KANEDAAAAAAA e: this still makes me lol every time i read it
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# ? Aug 9, 2021 23:21 |
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TACD posted:I HAS A BUICK
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# ? Aug 10, 2021 01:05 |
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Platystemon posted:Roadkill Rescue Gives Deceased Wild Ocelot a Chance to Be a Father in the Future Captain Hygiene posted:You could change like two words in that and it'd be a solid Metal Gear Solid 6 pitch
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# ? Aug 10, 2021 06:34 |
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The Bloop posted:Someone alert the meme council Armitag3 posted:What is it, I was sleeping Kheldarn posted:It's a group of people who organize and maintain Memes and Meme Laws, but that's not important right now.
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# ? Aug 10, 2021 20:52 |
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:there was a richard simmons virus for DOS back in the day that would show a little richard simmons ascii and say "Let's get rid of that FAT" and it would nuke your file allocation table.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:10 |
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why is this a funny quote? its a statement of literal fact
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:38 |
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I mean it's funny and it's a quote, seems legit to me.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 05:38 |
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eh, reading my post its way less funny and more snippy than intended. retracted
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 06:11 |
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no. a formal accusation, once made, cannot be so easily rescinded. it's time for Goon Court
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 11:13 |
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found guilty of shenanigans, sentenced to groverhaus arrest
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 13:05 |
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Dareon posted:found guilty of shenanigans, sentenced to groverhaus arrest But I thought we abolished the electric chair?
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 14:43 |
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Well what do you suggest we do with all these outlets, then?
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 14:53 |
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Marcade posted:Well what do you suggest we do with all these outlets, then? Attach them to this zipline I built and see if that adds to the experience?
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 14:56 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Attach them to this zipline I built and see if that adds to the experience? Also make the skeletons do LSD
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 15:14 |
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Just wait until you see the bathrooms we installed.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 15:20 |
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You'll have to chop your way through this tropical swamp to get there, but it's worth it!
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 15:26 |
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Marcade posted:Well what do you suggest we do with all these outlets, then? AC/DC hadoukens, obviously
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 16:25 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:You'll have to chop your way through this tropical swamp to get there, but it's worth it! gently caress i forgot that was SA.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 19:06 |
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And that made me think Dark Souls.
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 19:20 |
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RFC2324 posted:eh, reading my post its way less funny and more snippy than intended. retracted It's ok, we all slip up once in a while, I forgive your silliness
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# ? Aug 12, 2021 19:31 |
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Captain Invictus posted:I was arguing with the tree-cutting service about two trees in my yard. they were ADAMANT about thinly slicing them like vertical pepperoni sticks and leaving them like they stand except sliced up(like a looney toon character walking through a bunch of blades) instead of disposing of the slices. I argued this is total bullshit, and why did they ALSO chop off the entire attic of my house and leave it turned 90 degrees and upside down still on top of my house, that makes no sense. they continued to insist this was part of the work order and it was necessary to do so in order to properly slice up the second tree near the house. we had a shouting match with each other before I stormed inside and slammed the door in anger, furious that I now had a flipped and skewed attic on top of my house and two thinly sliced trees standing hideously in my yard.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:21 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 14:27 |
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Not gonna lie, I was waiting for them to put that next to a bloody mary and claim it was a drink.
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 16:22 |
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I was expecting this to be the OP of a diy renovation thread
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# ? Aug 13, 2021 16:34 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Aren't a bunch of Mongols red haired? Brandon Proust posted:yeah, the red-headed steppe children
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# ? Aug 14, 2021 13:09 |
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Superman's immune system has a white blood cell that looks like a regular one, but when superman gets an infection that cell goes into a vesicle and out comes Supercell, a cell with super strength that goes around punching viruses and bacteria. Its only weakness is cryptosporidiosis.
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# ? Aug 14, 2021 15:17 |
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Cornwind Evil posted:In the early 80's, there was this study, which was perhaps partially, intentionally irreverent, about how a certain breed of beetle kept trying to mate with a specific brand of beer bottle that was very common in Australia. Basically, it seemed like this very specific beer bottle's design made it resemble a female beetle so much that male beetles would get confused. That's just amusing, until you get to the part where it was claimed that not only were so many male beetles making this mistake that the beetle population was dropping, but that the male beetles wouldn't just try to mate with the bottles, but would just keep doing it despite a lack of any sort of response. They'd just keep plugging away until they died from starvation, or got eaten by ants, or dried up in the sun. Ok Comboomer posted:I wish I could turn this into a red text somehow. My god. Imagine writing this. Ralepozozaxe posted:You uh... got any picture of the bottles? Xand_Man posted:
Dammerung posted:I found an article that goes into a lot more detail on the phenomena! Here's the relevant bit: Staluigi posted:beetles fuckin dimpled beer bottles to death is some kind of shorthand foreshadowing imagery to put in front of how the internet destroyed the human mind Failed Imagineer posted:Oh to be a beetle, useless fornicating to death under the cruel Australian sun, leaving no heirs
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