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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
this thread is out of control

someone get the admins in here

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/APStylebook/status/1425899352346726402

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I sit on an intentionally pretty uncomfortable but very firm bolster most of the day
in a room full of soft comfortable surfaces designed for cats

and yet all the time I get up and come back to find this



you don't even fit why are you doing this to me

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

the spice is loose

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

drat he's turning into trump

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I sit on an intentionally pretty uncomfortable but very firm bolster most of the day
in a room full of soft comfortable surfaces designed for cats

and yet all the time I get up and come back to find this



you don't even fit why are you doing this to me

wtf is my cat doing in your home

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I sit on an intentionally pretty uncomfortable but very firm bolster most of the day
in a room full of soft comfortable surfaces designed for cats

and yet all the time I get up and come back to find this



you don't even fit why are you doing this to me

it's warm from your butt and farts

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

deadwing posted:

drat he's turning into trump



Is this the Boss Baby

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/sltrib/status/1425893205334188035

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I sit on an intentionally pretty uncomfortable but very firm bolster most of the day
in a room full of soft comfortable surfaces designed for cats

and yet all the time I get up and come back to find this



you don't even fit why are you doing this to me

:owned:

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Applied for my dream job a few weeks ago in a school district I already substitute for, quite regularly in fact and during the height of the pandemic when they had at-risk students on campus, and they didn't even interview me. Time to rent a gun.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Schnorkles posted:

this thread is out of control

someone get the admins in here

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

anecdotally i've heard that the strong public support mormon church leadership is giving vaccines and face masks is driving the single biggest surge of apostasy (i.e. leaving the church) by zion belt types ever.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Floor is lava posted:

was this the dude that helped create shodan the mass internet scanner

looks like a poor man's Ethan Suplee

Ethan Suplee is jacked now, you might need to find out someone else to compare him to

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Schnorkles posted:

anecdotally i've heard that the strong public support mormon church leadership is giving vaccines and face masks is driving the single biggest surge of apostasy (i.e. leaving the church) by zion belt types ever.

My aunt who lives in Eagle is having a major crisis over this lmao

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

Me and the boys rolling into Scranton to suck and gently caress

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Mayor Dave posted:

My aunt who lives in Eagle is having a major crisis over this lmao

There's a pretty fundy berean baptist sect nearby that split in two over the pastor saying people should get vaccinated because his kids nearly died from covid

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Schnorkles posted:

anecdotally i've heard that the strong public support mormon church leadership is giving vaccines and face masks is driving the single biggest surge of apostasy (i.e. leaving the church) by zion belt types ever.

rotfl

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


that’s actually good for the north east

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

deadwing posted:

drat he's turning into trump



I only do sports coat and slacks now too

no more suits. !!!!

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





it's late in the day and i ain't been on the court yet

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Wait you can rent guns?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
tfw my 2024 presidential prospects dwindle by the day

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Louisgod posted:

tfw my 2024 presidential prospects dwindle by the day



lmao

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Louisgod posted:

tfw my 2024 presidential prospects dwindle by the day



he thanked Biden for helping with the condo collapse. it’s over the chuds will never trust him again.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lmao i forgot the condo collapse

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

tacodaemon posted:

currently at the cyber symposium




quad chart format lol

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

lmao i forgot the condo collapse

the families of dozens upon dozens of victims have not

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Schnorkles posted:

anecdotally i've heard that the strong public support mormon church leadership is giving vaccines and face masks is driving the single biggest surge of apostasy (i.e. leaving the church) by zion belt types ever.

this really is one of those human mental processes I don't understand at all

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
based on Florida's current luck I expect Miami's water table to salinate this hurricane season

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Sara_Peltola/status/1425903929607524354
taantumus

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Louisgod posted:

tfw my 2024 presidential prospects dwindle by the day


tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006





Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

This morning: 90 days until Kabul falls.

This afternoon: US sending troops to evacuate Kabul embassy immediately.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Louisgod posted:

tfw my 2024 presidential prospects dwindle by the day



look at this shameful tailoring

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Lol

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

tacodaemon posted:

this really is one of those human mental processes I don't understand at all

one of the things you don't really see unless you're inside the whole thing is that the sort of pseudo-scientific naturalistic bullshit is enormous in the white upper crust mormon middle class in Idaho, Utah, and Arizona. Essential Oils, homeopathy, etc. It's all there. There's even a brand of tacitly supported mormon literature about this sort of stuff and how Joseph Smith used it.

Mormons are wildly skeptical of modern medicine that doesn't involve plastic surgery (which they have the highest per capita use of in the country) and pain pills. I don't know what modern adoption of vaccines is at BYU and BYU-I for instance, but I've heard more skeptical professors describe it as a flat-out crisis and not just for COVID. BYU-I for instance has contingency planning for measles outbreaks on campus because of how much damage they might do.

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