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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

lmao look at this motherfucker. the hagiography is complete, all is forgiven

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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Ben Shapiro's cataclysmic self-own of saying his wife told him women getting wet was a medical condition

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


so good

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

zegermans posted:

Ben Shapiro's cataclysmic self-own of saying his wife told him women getting wet was a medical condition

Lmao in realtime

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

zegermans posted:

Ben Shapiro's cataclysmic self-own of saying his wife told him women getting wet was a medical condition

Is this more or less of a self-own than willingly marrying a man who fails to make you wet though?

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Orange Devil posted:

Is this more or less of a self-own than willingly marrying a man who fails to make you wet though?

more. this is victim blaming in another format

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

I miss him so much lol

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
kind of a pre-lol but imagine how funny it’s gonna be trying to explain to the next (final?) generation that politicians actually started making it illegal to prevent the spread of the virus

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Wait what the gently caress he really does have small hands I thought it was just a joke lmao.
Look at the gallery at the bottom of this article https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/1425151501563961345?s=20

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

DoubleDonut posted:

bill o'reilly told a producer he wanted to rub a falafel on her pussy because he couldn't remember the word for loofah

lol

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

thinking about "The Anti-Greta" which I thought would become a bigger thing but guess not lol

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


https://twitter.com/Hideki_Naganuma/status/1420796802740092930

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
Lois....

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I didn't think I wanted a Family Guy/Metal Gear crossover...


...actually I'm still not sure I want that.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Mokelumne Trekka posted:

thinking about "The Anti-Greta" which I thought would become a bigger thing but guess not lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUNuNilqrDQ

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/wplglocal10/status/1425863902815002624?s=21

saw this headline and immediately lol’d, the governor of Florida is literally selling snake oil to Floridians

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

Toph Bei Fong posted:

And now Byron Brown has likely lost the mayorship of Buffalo, and can't understand why everyone in the primary voted for the socialist instead.

Incidentally, perennial poo poo stain Carl Paladino has stated that if Brown doesn't run a write in campaign, then he will, since the Republicans declined to run a candidate this year, and it is too late to register one

One of Paladino's crank runs for governor blew up when the media reported on him sending email fwds of horse porn, which was different from the time he was sending racist email fwds

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

christmas boots posted:

I didn't think I wanted a Family Guy/Metal Gear crossover...


...actually I'm still not sure I want that.

That's not Hideo Kojima, that's Hideki Maganuma. The Jet Set Radio guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RDcDo4m2Lw

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Bust Rodd posted:

https://twitter.com/wplglocal10/status/1425863902815002624?s=21

saw this headline and immediately lol’d, the governor of Florida is literally selling snake oil to Floridians

thats not snake oil, thats the poo poo that saved trump from imminent death

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

babypolis posted:

thats not snake oil, thats the poo poo that saved trump from imminent death

Seems beside the point when you could just get people vaccinated.

It's like when Voyager was trying to figure out how to defend against assimilation, and couldn't block the neck stabbers because they were too pointy or some poo poo, so instead had to train blood to fight nanobots.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

MonsieurChoc posted:

That's not Hideo Kojima, that's Hideki Maganuma. The Jet Set Radio guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RDcDo4m2Lw

I’ve spent years fooling people into thinking I can read and this is how it all falls apart??? :negative:

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I wonder how hard you’d have to look before you found out that Regeneron and DeSantis or one of his top campaign contributors were financially linked…

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Bust Rodd posted:

https://twitter.com/wplglocal10/status/1425863902815002624?s=21

saw this headline and immediately lol’d, the governor of Florida is literally selling snake oil to Floridians

Regeneron sounds like a wonder drug from a sci-fi dystopia where the main characters find out its made by distilling puppy souls

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?

zegermans posted:

Ben Shapiro's cataclysmic self-own of saying his wife told him women getting wet was a medical condition

Ben Shapiro's (ghostwritten) political thriller where black people are in league with al Qaeda or whoever trying to destroy America. An evil race hustler named Leroy tricks some innocent cops into killing a little kid, to make the police look bad. I love reactionary fiction because it usually drops the decorum smokescreen and goes hard for pure hate and lunacy.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
I think Regeneron is the name of the Transformer's home planet

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Jetto Jagga posted:

One of Paladino's crank runs for governor blew up when the media reported on him sending email fwds of horse porn, which was different from the time he was sending racist email fwds

lmao! I forgot about this

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

zegermans posted:

Seems beside the point when you could just get people vaccinated.

It's like when Voyager was trying to figure out how to defend against assimilation, and couldn't block the neck stabbers because they were too pointy or some poo poo, so instead had to train blood to fight nanobots.

yes its extremely stupid and wasteful but thats america for you

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Bust Rodd posted:

https://twitter.com/wplglocal10/status/1425863902815002624?s=21

saw this headline and immediately lol’d, the governor of Florida is literally selling snake oil to Floridians

Keep lolling, he's gonna be your next pres

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Jetto Jagga posted:

Ben Shapiro's (ghostwritten) political thriller where black people are in league with al Qaeda or whoever trying to destroy America. An evil race hustler named Leroy tricks some innocent cops into killing a little kid, to make the police look bad. I love reactionary fiction because it usually drops the decorum smokescreen and goes hard for pure hate and lunacy.

A real bear of a man

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
All these posthumously released titles by western/horror hack writer William Johnstone ghostwritten by his niece where for example muslims team up with the cartels to take over a town in Texas or President Obama reveals he's a muslim and bans patriots from having guns, just the purest crazy persecution fantasies. "Trigger Warning" was the one that went viral for awhile with its fwd:fwd Brave Marine owns commie professor! plot:



I leafed thru a different one in the dollar store once:

quote:

God--Their God

NYPD detective John Ward is all for religious freedom, but when he tries to bust a street vendor peddling phony Rolexes, he's suspended from the force--the latest casualty of political correctness. He decides to leaves the city and visit his ex-wife and daughter in Colorado. When he arrives in the peaceful town of Basalt, he makes a shocking discovery: certain foreigners are taking over, buying up buildings, purchasing land, setting up training camps and planning. . .what?

With Liberty And Justice For None

Like an army, they've descended on the town. They've set up their homes like military barracks, forcing their way of life on the community and bending our laws against us. Ward doesn't like the looks of it. And the deeper he digs, the closer he gets to the truth: The enemy is here, on American soil. And if we don't stand and fight--like our nation's forefathers--we can kiss freedom goodbye.

I read the first and last few pages, and we open with our hero cop on the beat on the Muslim side of town, where he's got a running commentary to himself about how much he hates muslims, literally exactly how much he hates muslims, coming over here and opening shops! "grimy hypocrites" who "pull out the prayer rug five times a day and then go back to swindling americans" so already, this guy is a psychopath. He finds a muslim who just pisses him off! and shakes the guy down for selling fake rolexes and the aclu literally has him suspended from the nypd which leads to the plot of an evil fake muslim town plotting to destroy america but anyway at the end, our hero cop's buddy goes on Fox News to talk about what a hero he [the hero cop] is. Pure race war pornography shat out by a cynical lady pumping her dead uncle for $$$.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
lolling at john ward

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Feldegast42 posted:

Regeneron sounds like a wonder drug from a sci-fi dystopia where the main characters find out its made by distilling puppy souls

eh, depending on the breed

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1411450176523280385

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


thank you, Doctor

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Jetto Jagga posted:

Ben Shapiro's (ghostwritten) political thriller where black people are in league with al Qaeda or whoever trying to destroy America. An evil race hustler named Leroy tricks some innocent cops into killing a little kid, to make the police look bad. I love reactionary fiction because it usually drops the decorum smokescreen and goes hard for pure hate and lunacy.

The cop of course is the world's most Irish-American person

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


thanks doctor joe biden

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).


drat bitch brush your teeth

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
One Nation, Under God--Theirs

Eighteen months ago, America was invaded from within--by the self-proclaimed "Army of Allah." Now, U.S. veteran Jake Lantz and a ragtag team of survivalists have built a safehold on Pleasure Island. From this home base in the Gulf, they can reclaim our nation's natural gas wells for Phoenix, freedom's last defense against Islamic invaders. But when U.S. President Ohmshidi publicly admits that he is, and has always been, a Muslim, every American is forced to choose sides--or else. . .

With Liberty, And Payback, For All

Under presidential order, electric power, privileges, and "peace" will be restored--to any citizen who pledges allegiance to the new regime. Jake and the Phoenix Group are willing to sign up--over their dead bodies. Instead, they're reaching out to patriots across the nation to build an underground network of rebels. Like the Founding Fathers before them, they'll do anything for their country. Swear on their lives. Fight to the death. And blow this "New World Order" to kingdom come. . .

First Time In Print!

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Jetto Jagga posted:

One Nation, Under God--Theirs

Eighteen months ago, America was invaded from within--by the self-proclaimed "Army of Allah." Now, U.S. veteran Jake Lantz and a ragtag team of survivalists have built a safehold on Pleasure Island. From this home base in the Gulf, they can reclaim our nation's natural gas wells for Phoenix, freedom's last defense against Islamic invaders. But when U.S. President Ohmshidi publicly admits that he is, and has always been, a Muslim, every American is forced to choose sides--or else. . .

With Liberty, And Payback, For All

Under presidential order, electric power, privileges, and "peace" will be restored--to any citizen who pledges allegiance to the new regime. Jake and the Phoenix Group are willing to sign up--over their dead bodies. Instead, they're reaching out to patriots across the nation to build an underground network of rebels. Like the Founding Fathers before them, they'll do anything for their country. Swear on their lives. Fight to the death. And blow this "New World Order" to kingdom come. . .

First Time In Print!

https://www.amazon.com/Phoenix-Rising-William-W-Johnstone-ebook/dp/B004NEW50C

Look at that rating lmao

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