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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Al-Saqr posted:

American Afghanistan Veterans crying that they fought for nothing and lost:-

https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/1426178697065807874?s=20

At least they'll get the veteran hat as a participation trophy

they're just asking that now?

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Al-Saqr posted:

American Afghanistan Veterans crying that they fought for nothing and lost:-

https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/1426178697065807874?s=20

At least they'll get the veteran hat as a participation trophy

They are depressed their willing participation in overseas US imperialism didn't have a feel good happy ending?

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.

Al-Saqr posted:

American Afghanistan Veterans crying that they fought for nothing and lost:-

https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/1426178697065807874?s=20

At least they'll get the veteran hat as a participation trophy

These people are so ignorant and deluded that it takes something like this for them to question the mission

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

shyduck posted:

What about the Pizza Hut?

Why do you 3000 troops are being sent?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

same kind of person who thinks the US could have won vietnam if they killed just enough of the right people

Zedhe Khoja
Nov 10, 2017

sürgünden selamlar
yıkıcılar ulusuna
https://youtu.be/XLXp3YsfTsI

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Jel Shaker posted:

same kind of person who thinks the US could have won vietnam if they killed just enough of the right people

The soviets tried scorched earth tactics in Afghanistan (machine gunning whole village / dropping mines all over creation) but still lost

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Jel Shaker posted:

china’s going to put a tiny watchtower somewhere and the US is going to accidentally incinerate it

already happened

the usa bombed the chinese embassy on yugoslavia because the CIA was "absolutely sure" it was a military target

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

dead gay comedy forums posted:

already happened

the usa bombed the chinese embassy on yugoslavia because the CIA was "absolutely sure" it was a military target

The military bombed the target didn't they? Seems like by definition then it was a military target.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Honestly Freedom could never flourish in a country full of whiners like Afghanistan. You wouldn't see me crying if the Air Force obliterated 80% of my wife's family in a wedding airstrike.

Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007

etalian posted:

I hope the Taliban copy the famous Soviet Reichstag photo next which was itself inspired by Iwo Jima flag raising.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
The only way Biden can win the messaging war on Afghanistan is by pivoting on the Uyghurs, and claiming he sold Afghanistan to China because it's not constrained by the UN and has a proven record of destroying Islam within its borders.

Al-Saqr posted:

American Afghanistan Veterans crying that they fought for nothing and lost:-

https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/1426178697065807874?s=20

At least they'll get the veteran hat as a participation trophy
Rambo reboot in 2028.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Al-Saqr posted:

American Afghanistan Veterans crying that they fought for nothing and lost:-

https://twitter.com/hollybdc/status/1426178697065807874?s=20

At least they'll get the veteran hat as a participation trophy

They died for nothing and we need to remember they died for nothing the next time our ivory tower shithead betters try to drag us into an invasion against farmers on the other side of the world telling us it is to protect our nation surrounded by oceans

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Justin Tyme posted:

They died for nothing and we need to remember they died for nothing the next time our ivory tower shithead betters try to drag us into an invasion against farmers on the other side of the world telling us it is to protect our nation surrounded by oceans

I like all the liberal guilt trip articles pushing the "Maybe we should go back" not so subtle narrative

Can't admit that the US has joined the long list of failed empires that believed they were invincible when they went into Afghanistan

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Justin Tyme posted:

They died for nothing and we need to remember they died for nothing the next time our ivory tower shithead betters try to drag us into an invasion against farmers on the other side of the world telling us it is to protect our nation surrounded by oceans

not only did they die for nothing in the sense that we didn’t win but also in the sense that they were sent there with literally no purpose, reason, or win condition

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010


lmao

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Lol. Lmao.

I've been getting Pax Pamir recently, a boardgame about the Great Game. It's fun and full of historical details about the Graveyard of Empires.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds

Vomik posted:

not only did they die for nothing in the sense that we didn’t win but also in the sense that they were sent there with literally no purpose, reason, or win condition

Hey a lot of rich assholes made a bunch more money so there's that

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Could the US even reinvade without a few months of build-up at this point? Or really at all? I 'm a bit fuzzy on how they moved in twenty years ago. Through Pakistan and they got the Russians to help/not gently caress with them building logistic bases in former USSR republics? That might not be quite that easy a second time.

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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genericnick posted:

Could the US even reinvade without a few months of build-up at this point? Or really at all? I 'm a bit fuzzy on how they moved in twenty years ago. Through Pakistan and they got the Russians to help/not gently caress with them building logistic bases in former USSR republics? That might not be quite that easy a second time.

Reinvade is a weird way to spell "bravely playing video games in some isolated firebase at $1M/year per head"

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Palladium posted:

Reinvade is a weird way to spell "bravely playing video games in some isolated firebase at $1M/year per head"

I mean how do you get to that fire base to play video games if the Taliban don't want you there?

Sad Billionaire
Mar 31, 2009

What a twist
Fan of Britches

shyduck posted:

What about the Pizza Hut?

the taliban will gleefully convert the former pizza hut into a different restaurant that is completely inappropriate for the building. they will believe that this is a sign of triumph over america and be unaware that they have actually taken the final step of becoming American.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

For some reason having your foreign soldiers cowering in terror at isolated firebases, eating junk food and jerking off isn't how you win a war...

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Almighty Ken
Nov 5, 2006

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
so that well equipped Afghan army and air force Biden was talking about last month, that's all going to be Taliban equipment in a few weeks right?

Jesus, the US just gave the Taliban an air force.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Almighty Ken posted:

so that well equipped Afghan army and air force Biden was talking about last month, that's all going to be Taliban equipment in a few weeks right?

Jesus, the US just gave the Taliban an air force.

Well most MIC contractors have already left places like Iraq.

So the local air force will pretty fall apart due to the lack of regular maintenance and repairs on the planes.

Also the ISIS surge in Iraq was pretty much supplied, by how ISIS managed to capture massive stockpiles of Iraqi army equipment provided by the US

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Almighty Ken posted:

so that well equipped Afghan army and air force Biden was talking about last month, that's all going to be Taliban equipment in a few weeks right?

Jesus, the US just gave the Taliban an air force.
The problem will be maintenance, although I'm sure Russia and China will pay good money to take those off their hands!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

shyduck posted:

The problem will be maintenance, although I'm sure Russia and China will pay good money to take those off their hands!

Yeah you pretty much need a army of specialists to keep a modern air force in shape

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


Afghan military is low energy, we need high energy people with brain in charge. We need tough, tough people, not weak people. We should've built big beautiful walls around all the provincial capitals before leaving. Sleepy Joe is a total disaster.

BitcoinRockefeller
May 11, 2003

God gave me my money.

Hair Elf

Justin Tyme posted:

They died for nothing and we need to remember they died for nothing the next time our ivory tower shithead betters try to drag us into an invasion against farmers on the other side of the world telling us it is to protect our nation surrounded by oceans

LOL remember when the guy the lone survivor movie was based on flipped out on a morning show host for implying his team died for nothing? idk how many wars we have to lose before we collectively learn this lesson, but i think it's at least one more.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Almighty Ken posted:

so that well equipped Afghan army and air force Biden was talking about last month, that's all going to be Taliban equipment in a few weeks right?

Jesus, the US just gave the Taliban an air force.

no

it's going to be taliban equipment in a few days

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

spacemang_spliff posted:

no

it's going to be taliban equipment in a few days

I'm sure all the empty bases will billions of dollars in gear will be shocking....

Similar to how the Spartans were shocked when they walked through the lavish camps of the Persians.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

lmfao they're drones bitch!!! isn't the whole point that you can fly them from across the world? how tf you'd let those get stolen, just fly them away!

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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There are two kinds of Afghan govt pilots: The ones who will flee, and the ones who will flee with the machines

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

lmfao they're drones bitch!!! isn't the whole point that you can fly them from across the world? how tf you'd let those get stolen, just fly them away!

lol the USA military has constant standing orders to just abandon equipment because theyre told to do it because they can just buy another one!

Bideo James
Oct 21, 2020

you'll have to ask someone else about the size of her cans
Roadside Picnic but instead its Americans and the things they leave behind get launched back at them

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Radirot posted:

would have been cheaper to just pay off the Taliban from the start

Yup

paperwind posted:

The MIC wouldn't have liked that though.

Sure but probably the bigger catch is the American public really wanted to kill brown people

Jel Shaker posted:

same kind of person who thinks the US could have won vietnam if they killed just enough of the right people

These types don't differentiate right people

Milo and POTUS has issued a correction as of 18:22 on Aug 13, 2021

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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Palladium posted:

There are two kinds of Afghan govt pilots: The ones who will flee, and the ones who will flee with the machines

There's also the ones who get assasinated to be fair.

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