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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

The Atomic Man-Boy posted:

This is the worst waste of gas, at the end of the race you're back where you started. If you absolutely have to race, get a horse and pump it full of steroids.

Bonus: if you lose, you can eat it and your balls will get a lot smaller from all the roided' out meat you'll be eating. Then you'll be more aerodynamic for the next horse. Repeat until you win.

what else am i gonna put all this race gas in, my prius?

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Americans despise the idea of public transit because it means sometimes you may have to walk a few blocks

Idea: a bus that stops every block so it takes forever to get anywhere

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Smythe posted:

buddy, when we're talking about abolishing cars, rebuilding mass transit, and fundamentally changing the structure of society, sorry, but, i dont give one hot gently caress about your Large Dog edge case. leave that thing at home where it can eat bugs or whatever. fly away troll

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Oct 5, 2004

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Smythe posted:

heres an edge case, i got an elderly father who lives up a hill as steep as my dick in the bluechew and porno factory, hows his rear end sposed to get to the train? hmm? dont see me posting about it 500 times. he can luge for all i care. but for your Large Dog, well, guess we'll have to give you a special exception to drive a CHEVY SUBURBAN. *spits*

I live close to Pike Place in Seattle which is a cramped little corner of cobblestone streets with lots of vendor stalls semi-outdoors, basically the most obvious possible place to pedestrianize in a downtown core, it's not a throughway to anywhere, it has stop signs or lights at every entrance or egress and more pedestrian traffic than literally anywhere else in the entire state of Washington. But people drive through it every day basically just drooling on their windows driving 3mph gawking because the sidewalks are so narrow that people spill into the street (where there is also car parking on both sides). And if you say maybe we should close it to cars, people are like "Ummmmmmm how do the vendors get their stuff to the stalls then? How will they get their stuff in?" because everything is a binary such as Mommy's face being there or being hidden behind her hands and you're not sure if she will ever come back.

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

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KidDynamite posted:

I like driving cars on race tracks but I think we should do all we can to get rid of them for everyday living.

I feel the same. Racing is fun and cool. The speed is thrilling and the thought that goes into selecting equipment and setup and addressing complex engineering problems is deep and interesting. I remember posting with you in AI where I pretty much hung out exclusively until I crunk pung many years ago.

But here's something neat. Cars are not the only thing that can be raced. That itch you love to scratch tearing around an autocross track can be scratched on mountain bike singletrack or a soapbox derby race or a road bike race or sailboat race and on and on. People race freaking anything. It ain't gotta be cars. And we are willing to compromise. The race cars can be the last ones we throw on the burn pile.

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


lol if you own a big dog and don’t operate a farm or ranch or something.

“m-muh big dog requires the earth to be pocked with enormous expanses of concrete :qq:

destroy all car culture

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011

mastershakeman posted:

Idea: a bus that stops every block so it takes forever to get anywhere

i used to live somewhere where you could wave the bus down if you saw it coming, or go and ask the bus driver to stop somewhere that wasn't a designated stop if needed. could work in small towns and in the less dense/low ridership routes in cities.

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



gay_crimes posted:

lol if you own a big dog and don’t operate a farm or ranch or something.

“m-muh big dog requires the earth to be pocked with enormous expanses of concrete :qq:

destroy all car culture

the best part of living in a really dog friendly city is how every plant smaller than six feet high or so has been scoured from my street by a flood of dog piss. people on next door are all "why are all the plants here dying??? why wont those guys in the little groundskeeper truck do anything?!?"

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
laughing at

gay_crimes posted:

“m-muh big dog

and

Mr. Sharps posted:

a flood of dog piss.

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo

Mr. Sharps posted:

the best part of living in a really dog friendly city is how every plant smaller than six feet high or so has been scoured from my street by a flood of dog piss. people on next door are all "why are all the plants here dying??? why wont those guys in the little groundskeeper truck do anything?!?"

The gently caress is in the water there

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
As far as buses go, they work best when they are short-distance connectors to actual transit. BRT is an attempt to do rail on the cheap, but its capacity usually get saturated too easily and it usually has most of the issues of a bus unless it has a right of way. In Moscow, there are plenty of buses but usually they just connect metro stops together.

Btw there is a difference between cars and car culture you can have a society where vehicles exist but it isn't the deciding element of every facet of life. Most more advanced states have figured this out.

Ardennes has issued a correction as of 12:02 on Aug 13, 2021

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


El Pollo Blanco posted:

The gently caress is in the water there

Dog piss by the sounds of things

Reverend Zero
Mar 8, 2006

i sold my bitcoin and bought a rav4 with the gains to decrease my carbon footprint

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

lobster shirt posted:

i hate when im on the bus and it starts raining in there

Rain when coupled with pain... no good.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
love that the classic american hog response to hearing things could be better, getting shown examples of things being made better, etc. is to go like "well it's not like that now, so it can't happen. what do you want me to do? take 2 buses and walk a bit? in winter???"

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

exmarx posted:

love that the classic american hog response to hearing things could be better, getting shown examples of things being made better, etc. is to go like "well it's not like that now, so it can't happen. what do you want me to do? take 2 buses and walk a bit? in winter???"

Keep in mind one of the great conservatives thinkers of our time, erik son of erik, made a twitter post about how winded he was from a 1/2 mile walk

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

An all bike society and the public mass mover is that charity bike that sits dozens

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

skewetoo posted:

An all bike society and the public mass mover is that charity bike that sits dozens
Ah, the beer bike :hmmyes:

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

exmarx posted:

love that the classic american hog response to hearing things could be better, getting shown examples of things being made better, etc. is to go like "well it's not like that now, so it can't happen. what do you want me to do? take 2 buses and walk a bit? in winter???"

exmarx loving owns

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
*natasha from command and conquer voice, derisively* american hog

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

ekuNNN posted:

Ah, the beer bike :hmmyes:


pedal pubs. a loving scourge

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

ekuNNN posted:

Ah, the beer bike :hmmyes:



The dumb beer gimmick aside that looks like a decent family bike

I've seen that design sit like 50+

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

gay_crimes posted:

lol if you own a big dog and don’t operate a farm or ranch or something.

“m-muh big dog requires the earth to be pocked with enormous expanses of concrete :qq:

destroy all car culture

I have a greyhound, they are more like cat-dogs, they don't do poo poo

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Nocturtle posted:

wrt cars people traded a lot of nice land and forest for parking lots and tacky McMansions. Good deal.

Americans despise nice land and forest so really it was a sweetheart deal

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Leroy Diplowski posted:

I feel the same. Racing is fun and cool. The speed is thrilling and the thought that goes into selecting equipment and setup and addressing complex engineering problems is deep and interesting. I remember posting with you in AI where I pretty much hung out exclusively until I crunk pung many years ago.

But here's something neat. Cars are not the only thing that can be raced. That itch you love to scratch tearing around an autocross track can be scratched on mountain bike singletrack or a soapbox derby race or a road bike race or sailboat race and on and on. People race freaking anything. It ain't gotta be cars. And we are willing to compromise. The race cars can be the last ones we throw on the burn pile.

yeah there's lots of other poo poo to race so i'm fine with it going away. def need to try some mountain biking.

still gonna miss a well executed heel toe(this is going away no matter what), and a lap around watkins glen.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

ekuNNN posted:

Ah, the beer bike :hmmyes:



lol that the guy steering doesn't have pedals

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Spergin Morlock posted:

lol that the guy steering doesn't have pedals

human dog sled

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

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KidDynamite posted:

def need to try some mountain biking.

Qft

I have been a road and urban cyclist for years and just started mountain biking recently because I thought I was too much of a whimp and I would get hurt or it was too expensive. Turns out that it's a massive amount of fun even if you are a whimp riding a cheap old steel frame lava dome from the 90s and I am kicking myself that it took halfway into my 30s to give it a try.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Americans despise the idea of public transit because it means sometimes you may have to walk a few blocks

nah Americans despise public transit because they have to be around those people, buses would be like a bazillion times more popular if you halved their capacity and everyone got to go into a personal pod with a door or something insanely stupid like that

what's fun is that you can substitute "those" in that sentence for literally any combination of racism and classism you like

Blackhawk
Nov 15, 2004

Leroy Diplowski posted:

Qft

I have been a road and urban cyclist for years and just started mountain biking recently because I thought I was too much of a whimp and I would get hurt or it was too expensive. Turns out that it's a massive amount of fun even if you are a whimp riding a cheap old steel frame lava dome from the 90s and I am kicking myself that it took halfway into my 30s to give it a try.

Mountain biking is good, but it's even better when I can get a chairlift to the top so my lazy arse doesn't need to pedal lol.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
the beer bike is technically an electric car since the drunks don’t pedal enough to keep it moving.

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Didn’t read a single word of the thread. Voted five on title alone.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



i saw 26 vw beetles and 2 kombis in this video what the hell

i loved this one. dude runs like 5 or 6 reds in a row then gets into sync and its all green for ages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_ezqjhtWYE

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
weird that there's a lot of racist europeans itt considering they invented cars and car culture in the first place

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


tokin opposition posted:

Thread's gonna get brigaded by AI and more power to them

Lol, nah. I enjoy driving, I like wrenching on cars. I don't like having to sit through traffic for two hours a day to get to work/home. I don't like having to rush some expensive repair so I can get to work the next day. I don't like that you either destroy your fun car commuting every day or have something to commute in that is no fun for anything else. I'd happily take public transportation if it was at all a reasonable option for me. :sigh:

Cars in their current whatever this is loving suck and the worst part is they don't loving have to.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Bring back chariots imo

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Cars should be for leisure or road-tripping exclusively. gently caress commuting for work.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Cars should be for leisure or road-tripping exclusively. gently caress commuting for work.

:yeah:

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
the only good car

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

For $400K would you rather have a hyper car or a jet fighter trainer?

https://www.controller.com/listing/for-sale/192288915/1985-aero-l-39c-albatros-turbine-military-aircraft

The jet has higher carbon footprint but at least it’s not a car.

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