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Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Did the house movers shift into the unexploded ordinance business?

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GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

It's okay those are drop tanks, which means at worst they won't contain anything explosive, just fuel vapour

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/vECBvDZ.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/dPCELMw.mp4

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
As the legend goes, that anaconda just wanted to get to the junk in their trunk.

No, I don't know if that's an anaconda or not.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

mobby_6kl posted:

Well I have some good news for you

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/tYGcZsM.mp4

It's all my dreams come true.

My favourite part is how she went from smiling to horror

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

It's all my dreams come true.

My favourite part is how she went from smiling to horror

If you shoot Coke out your nose it burns pretty good. I assume the posterior exit path has the same issue...

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

mobby_6kl posted:

GAPING rear end in a top hat

Why the gently caress does this thread have unspoilered Goatse in it? Why are people quoting it? What the gently caress is wrong with you all?!

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 26 days!

Harry_Potato posted:

If you shoot Coke out your nose it burns pretty good. I assume the posterior exit path has the same issue...

Say no more. I will post my trip report.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Harry_Potato posted:

If you shoot Coke out your nose it burns pretty good. I assume the posterior exit path has the same issue...

Only one way to find out! (pm me)

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!
it's a NSFW-tagged link with no preview for me

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


LvK posted:

it's a NSFW-tagged link with no preview for me

Same.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Still, speaking of "workplace safety" I'm pretty sure pornography is flat out banned from the forums for the sake of mods/admins being able to perform their duties while in more professional environments.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Scholtz posted:

Still, speaking of "workplace safety" I'm pretty sure pornography is flat out banned from the forums for the sake of mods/admins being able to perform their duties while in more professional environments.

I won’t speak for what the mods around here want or don’t want in their forum, but no. The NWS tag exists for a reason, no mods are expected to mod from their actual real deal “I get paid for this poo poo” job, and most mods are aware enough of their own forums to know which threads are likely to maybe have some poo poo other people shouldn’t see over your shoulder.

Now that said most mods in most forums will also drop rocks on you for posting un-tagged porn or gore etc in a thread that isn’t itself explicitly tagged NWS.

I don’t think any forum would welcome a flat out porn thread because that’s not really the vibe around here but that’s not to protect people at work.

YMMV, check your local forums rules, I’m not a mod in here etc.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Cyrano4747 posted:

I won’t speak for what the mods around here want or don’t want in their forum, but no. The NWS tag exists for a reason, no mods are expected to mod from their actual real deal “I get paid for this poo poo” job, and most mods are aware enough of their own forums to know which threads are likely to maybe have some poo poo other people shouldn’t see over your shoulder.

Now that said most mods in most forums will also drop rocks on you for posting un-tagged porn or gore etc in a thread that isn’t itself explicitly tagged NWS.

I don’t think any forum would welcome a flat out porn thread because that’s not really the vibe around here but that’s not to protect people at work.

YMMV, check your local forums rules, I’m not a mod in here etc.

May I request some post editing to remove the unspoilered gaping orificies? I have no extensions or add-ons that change the SA forums, so what I see is
code:
:nws: [url]https://i.imgur.com/tYGcZsM.mp4[/url]
which might be an SA-smilie? (which I have turned off so it's just that literal text) followed by an embedded video with explicit preview.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Serephina posted:

which might be an SA-smilie? (which I have turned off so it's just that literal text) followed by an embedded video with explicit preview.

It is a SA smilie yes, I guess if you have those turned off the anti-embed breaks?

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Serephina posted:

May I request some post editing to remove the unspoilered gaping orificies? I have no extensions or add-ons that change the SA forums, so what I see is
code:
:nws: [url]https://i.imgur.com/tYGcZsM.mp4[/url]
which might be an SA-smilie? (which I have turned off so it's just that literal text) followed by an embedded video with explicit preview.

Ping a mod for this forum. Reporting the post is a quick way to get eyes on it. Reports don’t just mean probations etc.

I don’t have those tools in here so I can’t help directly.

FWIW it’s not embedded for me.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

I’ll go see if I can rustle up astral to find out if that’s the case.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Cyrano4747 posted:

I’ll go see if I can rustle up astral to find out if that’s the case.

Yeah I just cross-posted it in the pinned thread in tech support

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

https://i.imgur.com/DshcYHP.mp4

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Cyrano4747 posted:

I’ll go see if I can rustle up astral to find out if that’s the case.

Tossing this in there, it shows up with a preview for me on the Awful app for Android as well.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Possibly related to this:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3952750#post516584530

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Thank you for the bug report. It appears to be an oversight in the 2016 javascript auto-video-embedding design that looks for an NWS/NMS smilie as an image.

As a workaround until this is fixed, I would recommend enabling smilies.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

Azathoth posted:

Tossing this in there, it shows up with a preview for me on the Awful app for Android as well.

I saw a link, I turned off emotes in the app options, I saw a preview.

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Harry_Potato posted:

If you shoot Coke out your nose it burns pretty good. I assume the posterior path has the same issue...

What's the word I'm looking for?

That posterior exit has a corresponding anterior cavity into which expanding gases may cause disasters of various flavors.

If you were to expect experiencing explosive excreta posteriorly but then you experience rapidly expanding upper colon cavities, you would also express surprise, I'm sure.

BigHead fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Aug 14, 2021

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Uthor posted:

I saw a link, I turned off emotes in the app options, I saw a preview.

This matches my settings, I have emotes turned off.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

Cyrano4747 posted:

I won’t speak for what the mods around here want or don’t want in their forum, but no. The NWS tag exists for a reason, no mods are expected to mod from their actual real deal “I get paid for this poo poo” job, and most mods are aware enough of their own forums to know which threads are likely to maybe have some poo poo other people shouldn’t see over your shoulder.

Now that said most mods in most forums will also drop rocks on you for posting un-tagged porn or gore etc in a thread that isn’t itself explicitly tagged NWS.

I don’t think any forum would welcome a flat out porn thread because that’s not really the vibe around here but that’s not to protect people at work.

YMMV, check your local forums rules, I’m not a mod in here etc.

Ah sorry, I thought the reasoning I outlined was the reason for removing the porn threads from PYF, and from there went on to be a more widespread (no pun intended) ban of explicit pornography-rear end-pornography

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Serephina posted:

Why the gently caress does this thread have unspoilered Goatse in it? Why are people quoting it? What the gently caress is wrong with you all?!

Turn on your monitor!!!

I checked that it didn't get embedded after posting it so the issue had to be elsewhere

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hmm I thought the porn threads were taken down due to not wanting to risk DMCA strikes from the industry and less goons getting all Mrs Lovejoy about it bitching about their bosses seeing peens on goons screens when they should be working.

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ

Azathoth posted:

This matches my settings, I have emotes turned off.

what is wrong with you :confused:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Humphreys posted:

Hmm I thought the porn threads were taken down due to not wanting to risk DMCA strikes from the industry and less goons getting all Mrs Lovejoy about it bitching about their bosses seeing peens on goons screens when they should be working.

I thought it was because "you weirdos have the entire rest of the internet to wank to".

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I thought it was because "you weirdos have the entire rest of the internet to wank to".

I still wank it here, I'm just more low key about it.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

I dunno, not safe for work sounds pretty OSHA to me

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



That mp4 was funny, erotic and informative

Ola
Jul 19, 2004

Her facial expression leads me to believe there had been made false assurances of gastrointestinal comfort.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Azathoth posted:

This matches my settings, I have emotes turned off.

:cawg::goatsecx::fuckoff:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bad 7.2 earth fuckling off the coast of Haiti.

https://apnews.com/article/caribbean-haiti-earthquakes-e067bc2ba933fb40c6d98d34a41a7729

Buildings collasped:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/breaking-two-massive-magnitude-7-24759921

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Techtronic plate tucklers

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GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Subductling

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