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Carthag Tuek posted:Googling is proving fruitless Tried googling something earlier today and it had no idea what I was talking about apparently. For a lark I tried Bing. Got it in the first result.
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Lobok posted:Tried googling something earlier today and it had no idea what I was talking about apparently. For a lark I tried Bing. Got it in the first result. i actually used duckduckgo as my default then switched to google, but im also trying to commodify their trademark. i should probably say like "i googled that on ddg" or whatever. good call as a veteran of the platform wars of the late 1990s, bing didnt cross my mind as a serious option e: also what was the exact phrasing you used?
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Aug 13, 2021 22:51
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I just Yahooed your rear end on lycos
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Aug 13, 2021 22:56
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The Bloop posted:I just Yahooed your rear end on lycos look at this chump who didn't know about altavista
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Carthag Tuek posted:look at this chump who didn't know about altavista Hang on, I'm gonna askjeeves about that
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Aug 13, 2021 23:03
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Webcrawler was actually my poo poo back in the early days
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Aug 13, 2021 23:04
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Excite
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Aug 13, 2021 23:24
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Hotbot all the way
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a kitten posted:Hotbot all the way Please don't subject us to your kinks
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Aug 13, 2021 23:28
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Yandex when I want something America doesn't want me to have
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Yandex when I want something America doesn't want me to have Healthcare? 
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Guys: Dogpile. You can search all of them at once.
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Carthag Tuek posted:e: also what was the exact phrasing you used? It was "where might I find a site that will show me a woman sprinkling sesame seeds on a butt and eating it like a big mac"
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Oh how pedestrian Reginald! Fetch me the finest triple distilled assjuice!
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Carthag Tuek posted:i actually used duckduckgo as my default then switched to google, but im also trying to commodify their trademark. i should probably say like "i googled that on ddg" or whatever. good call Isn't ddg just google's engine with less tracking?
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Baron von Eevl posted:Isn't ddg just google's engine with less tracking? No, you can tell they have their own algorithm because it sucks and 1/3rd of the time I have to go to google to find what I want instead.
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https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe/status/973146691758166016
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Then she stole her headdress?
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Count Uvula posted:No, you can tell they have their own algorithm because it sucks and 1/3rd of the time I have to go to google to find what I want instead. Yeah, I've heard people claim that before but the difference is crazy, Google sucks sometimes but DDG is like comically bad.
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Step 1: steal wifi from neighbours Step 2: buy drugs off darknet Step 3: when the feds come for your neighbours you can use their computer to search for your perverted porn and Google is none the wiser!
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Count Uvula posted:No, you can tell they have their own algorithm because it sucks and 1/3rd of the time I have to go to google to find what I want instead. From testing, I'm pretty sure it's literally just Bing. Same exact results that are often kind of crap.
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a kitten posted:Hotbot all the way 
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Don Gato posted:It's also in the spirit of the original Olympics, where one of the most famous wrestling champions actually died during a match and they gave him the victory, as obviously he was willing to go even to the death in order to win. Nah he tapped out while being pinned by the corpse.
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My understanding is Microsoft and Alphabet are the only companies that actually have a complete image of the net available, and basically all other search engines have to piggyback on one of those services.
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Tunicate posted:Nah he tapped out while being pinned by the corpse. Honestly, that's even funnier.
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poo poo, if they get the mosquito vote they can just steamroll over every political opponent and control the Senate, White House and the Supreme Court!
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Mosquito got through their screen? Yeah, they'll do that.
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Carthag Tuek posted:oh, lmao he's actually one of the founders of the website I was talking about https://cari.institute/aesthetics/industrial-gothic https://cari.institute/aesthetics/corporate-tech-laser-grid https://cari.institute/aesthetics/hexatron I probably missed some though because I really didn't see "perfect" interior design in there.
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In the South, in addition to mosquitoes that once carried yellow fever and malaria, they are blessed with biting insects so tiny that they can crawl through ordinary window screens. They call these bastards “no-see-ums” and have to have to use extra fine screens to keep them out.
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At last, a dumber concept than purestrain gold!
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Spanks are the new stonks
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I've heard of pump and dump stocks, but this is a new level!
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Sssssssssaffron issss vastly underutilized you know.... Don't get dried parsssssley itssss next to flavourlessss. Bassssssil is on ssssale! Use it liberally in passssta sauccccce.
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 https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20210813-serbian-cave-hermit-gets-covid-19-jab-urges-others-to-follow Serbian cave hermit owns.
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 quote:The gang includes several goats, a flock of chickens, some thirty dogs and cats and his favourite -- an adult wild boar named Mara. my favorite man of the year 2021
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Snake spotted slithering in supermarket spice section shocks Sydney shoppers. Snake spotted slithering in suburban Sydney supermarket spice section shelf shocks shoppers. Samaritan shopper stops serpent spotted slithering in suburban Sydney supermarket spice section shelf that shocked shoppers. I would blow Dane Cook has a new favorite as of 12:26 on Aug 17, 2021 |
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I don’t think he learned of the plague and of the vaccine on the same visit, but the report I read wasn’t entirely clear on that.
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