Mooey Cow posted:Much like the Joker in the 1989 hit movie Bat-Man I release large amounts of gas upon my surroundings every day Much like the joker in the 2008 hit movie The Dark Night I can make a pencil disappear into a body orafice
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 02:26 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 01:58 |
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me rn
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 02:28 |
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My favourite part of this is that the dude paid for this. He used money to emulate a character. Which goes against the character's kind of MO. Which is way funnier than he ever intended. Imagine trying to show off your "badass Joker scars" and having people go "oh wow how did you get them?" and you get to tell them you saw it in a movie and decided to pay someone to do it. I'd love to be a fly on the wall for that.
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 02:37 |
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Call Your Grandma posted:yeah? well riddle me this: Riddle-dee-dee, riddle-dee-dad It appears perhaps That you're the one mad!!!!
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 02:39 |
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syntaxfunction posted:My favourite part of this is that the dude paid for this. He used money to emulate a character. Which goes against the character's kind of MO. Which is way funnier than he ever intended.
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 02:39 |
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People who try to be scary by doing poo poo like this are the least scary of all. I have nothing against tattoo's but on your face? Everybody makes a fashion mistake from time to time but that poo poo isn't easily removed.
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 16:52 |
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C'mon down to Joker's House of Wheels! We've got great deals on YOUR new ride!! You wanna know how we got these cars?? Well we'll tell ya if ya c'mon down!
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 17:02 |
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Joe Car
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 17:08 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Joe Car
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 23:04 |
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I have painted my face and am now enroute to McDonald's but I'm going to order a WHOPPER TAKE THAT SOCIETY
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# ? Aug 6, 2021 23:59 |
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what’s your problem, society, jeez louise
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 00:13 |
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ask them if THEY would like fries with that. how do you like it now that the tables are turned, burger bitch!!!
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 00:29 |
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What if they say yes? Then you will owe them some fries. Horrible.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:08 |
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goatface posted:What if they say yes? Then you will owe them some fries. If they say yes then in the state of Nebraska they are considered married.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:12 |
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Griddle me this Griddle me that Please let me know If you'd like fries with that
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:16 |
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It's simple. We grill the Batman.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:20 |
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Empty Sandwich posted:It's simple. We grill the Batman. The 60's Batmans were so good.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 01:32 |
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I wanna be Commodore Schmidlappified.
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 02:15 |
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Oh no I've been Aquamanned
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 03:58 |
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Literally A Person posted:The 60's Batmans were so good. Finally I have a reason to not tell you to suck a male camel's dick!
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 04:01 |
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AmbassadorofSodomy posted:Finally I have a reason to not tell you to suck a male camel's dick!
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# ? Aug 7, 2021 04:34 |
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Valko posted:People who try to be scary by doing poo poo like this are the least scary of all. I have nothing against tattoo's but on your face? Everybody makes a fashion mistake from time to time but that poo poo isn't easily removed. One of my NCOs in the military was really into joker stuff like almost on this level as much as you can without getting kicked out. Super weird gross dude. He would randomly do the laugh and think he was cool and he also had the Jared Leto hand tattoo and liked to show it off. Nobody was impressed. One time some other guy lost some piece of gear that was turned over to him. It was pretty minor but he acted like it was a huge deal. He also apparently couldn’t read and thought it was my name on it. He tried to put his hands on me when we were out in the treeline in some attempt to punish me for that and I just beat the gently caress out of him and he was so hated that everyone just pretended it didn’t happen. This wasn’t like 20 years ago when that stuff was common, this was only a few years back. Even though joker guy was higher ranking one of the more junior guys by that time was put in charge over him since joker man kept loving up. Thank god because he made sure I didn’t get turbofucked for that.
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 10:54 |
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:One of my NCOs in the military was really into joker stuff like almost on this level as much as you can without getting kicked out. Super weird gross dude. He would randomly do the laugh and think he was cool and he also had the Jared Leto hand tattoo and liked to show it off. Nobody was impressed. thank you for your servive
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 11:07 |
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What is this, army for clowns?! All wearing red noses and identical clownshoes to eradicate any appearance of individuality?! Throwing custard pies at the range?!
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 12:07 |
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Hey um can I be jokerfied AND bimbofied? Not asking for a friend
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 12:16 |
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And I bet they have tiny little clown tanks, too, huh? With entire platoons of hardened clowns inside?
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 12:28 |
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Peanut Butter posted:Hey um can I be jokerfied AND bimbofied? Not asking for a friend Jokimbofied
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 13:56 |
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There ought to be a different word for a lady clown. Maybe Jokerina?
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 14:04 |
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Who What Now posted:Jokimbofied jokers abimbo
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 15:14 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:There ought to be a different word for a lady clown. Maybe Jokerina? Harlequin
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 15:58 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:thank you for your servive The real joker was me thinking the military would be some sort of functional organization that existed to do anything useful besides enrich defense contractors the whole time Bottom text
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 16:10 |
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sooo sooo sooo jokerfied
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 21:42 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:And I bet they have tiny little clown tanks, too, huh? With entire platoons of hardened clowns inside? Oh man, like shriner go-karts but little tanks with your head and shoulders popping out the top, probably shoots water balloons. SMEGMA_MAIL posted:The real joker was me thinking the military would be some sort of functional organization that existed to do anything useful besides enrich defense contractors the whole time Hey you did your part, it's not your fault they mismanaged the resourse you provided. :slidewhistle:
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 22:09 |
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Baby, I am the Joker. The Joker? Of course I know him. He's me. I am The Joker, baby. Am I The Joker? Yes [ ] No [ ] Baby [ ]
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 22:53 |
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Jokerfied chicken. Deep jokerfied Oreos. Jokerfied eggs.
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# ? Aug 15, 2021 23:27 |
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You say it's a society but *gestures around comedically*
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 00:24 |
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yeah? well the society store called, and they're out of you
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 00:41 |
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You wanna know where I got these scars???? AT CRAZY LARRY'S MAGIC AND JOKE EMPORIUM. IF YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING, IT'S NOT LARRY'S!
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 01:33 |
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Bourgeois society stands at the crossroads, either transition to bimbofication or regression into jokerfication.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 02:10 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 01:58 |
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Go ahead, ask me how I got these scars. Go ahead. Please ask me about my scars, Im going to tell you about my father when you do.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 02:13 |