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other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
if the plane crashes i don't think they'll find ur phone in working order duder

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Whipstickagostop
Apr 30, 2006

Planet: Xeno Prime

CitizenKain posted:

Used to fly in some planes that size before the regional airline that ran them went out of business. I think about half the flights I took in them had some moments where you'd start to nervously glace at other passengers.
Best one I can remember is coming back to Missoula from Boise, we got near a large forest fire that was in the area. All of a sudden, the plane just plummeted for a bit after hitting turbulence. Thankfully, everyone was buckled in, as that would have really bounced someone around.

Also, the pilot would move be people around the cabin as he eyeballed the weight of passengers.

The first time I ever flew was on a plane similar - whatever they use in the UK for internal flights.

Flight was delayed by 45 mins as something on the plane broke. Only 5 of us on the flight too, so we also got shuffled around to different seats.
As soon as the wheels leave the ground, the overhead compartment for the first ten rows completely seperates from the roof of the plane and falls onto the seats.

Guess where my original seat was.

VVV Yes

Whipstickagostop fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Aug 15, 2021

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Whipstickagostop posted:

Guess where my original seat was.

The pilots lap?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

The dash eights have taken over from the twin otters (so DHC-6 to DHC-8) as the glue that binds rural Norway together: The short-runway network has been subsidised forever, as part of a broad set of policies to stem rural depopulation.

And yeah, having the pilot ask people to change seats to balance the plane is just part of the charm, much like flying from an airport manned by a single security guard where the waiting area feels more like outside a doctor's office.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
One time when took a single engine plane in the South Pacific (and it was a piston engine), each passenger had to climb onto the ticket counter and get weighed on the baggage scale.

It’s a better system for small planes than the pilot making a best guess or having people self‐report, but someone could have fallen and gotten hurt. :ohdear:

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Aug 15, 2021

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

other people posted:

if the plane crashes i don't think they'll find ur phone in working order duder

*inserts nokia joke*

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Platystemon posted:

One time when took a single piston engine plane in the South Pacific, each passenger had to climb onto the ticket counter and get weighed on the baggage scale.

It’s a better system for small planes than the pilot making a best guess or having people self‐report, but someone could have fallen and gotten hurt. :ohdear:

They do this for the tiny planes out to Nantucket. Always sketchy, I loved it as a kid.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

Wooten posted:

They do this for the tiny planes out to Nantucket. Always sketchy, I loved it as a kid.

Speaking as a fat fucker, I find it way less sketchy to get on a scale before a flight rather than having a day at the fair with Capt Dave guessing your weight and you both win a shot if he gets it right.

Granted, the second is more fun, but it is sketchier.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Wooten posted:

They do this for the tiny planes out to Nantucket. Always sketchy, I loved it as a kid.

I haven't weighed myself in quite a while. That was up until a few weeks ago. I wanted a helicopter scenic flight and they asked how much I weighed, so I just guessed based on my memory of last time + a few KGs. I said 90something. Then they put me on scales and I'm a fat gently caress literally with a cut of hot chip and gravy in one hand and a beer in the other... 114kg

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/40vuQPZ.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/pqvicMq.mp4

i want to ride the floor peeler

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
That's what you graduate to when you age out of floor buffer rodeo.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pqvicMq.mp4

i want to ride the floor peeler

“Vinyl Zamboni” is my new band name.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pqvicMq.mp4

i want to ride the floor peeler

Sequel to Power Washer Simulator looks great.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

CitizenKain posted:

Sequel to Power Washer Simulator looks great.
Farm Sim has existed for a decade now. There's a lawn mower sim now too.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/X24n3LG.mp4

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Wistful of Dollars posted:

Oddly satisfying smoothness

Smooth like a shark's skin

Robert Facepalmer
Jan 10, 2019


CitizenKain posted:

Best one I can remember is coming back to Missoula from Boise, we got near a large forest fire that was in the area. All of a sudden, the plane just plummeted for a bit after hitting turbulence. Thankfully, everyone was buckled in, as that would have really bounced someone around.

Boise to SLC. Late July/August at probably three in the afternoon. Thin-rear end high desert air and the sun had been out for most of the day heating everything up. I think the only parts of that flight that were smooth were the taxis.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


zedprime posted:

There's a lawn mower sim now too.

I hadn't heard about this and as expected there are some great negative reviews. The best part about :spergin: sims is that for every comment or critique regarding bugs, graphics, gameplay, or support, there is another that just has a lot to say about how that job or hobby should be accurately portrayed.

quote:

I really wanted to like this game but I am 100% sure that none of the developers mow their own lawns or even researched how they work or how the business.

-Grass should be harder to cut in the rain

-why are we only using riding mowers? Where are the weed eaters or push mowers or edgers?

-the cut grass looks terrible, its not even satisfying to cut

This is not a simulator game, its a mowing arcade game that you would see free on a mobile platform.

quote:

No push mowers, no weed eaters, no grass juice flying out the mower chute, no grass sticking to the wheels, no mourning doves in the ambience, no even GETTING OFF THE MOWER... This is literally the bare minimum of the satisfying lawn mowing experience.

lol there are multiple reviews that mention GETTING OFF THE MOWER as a critical missing part of the experience, I never knew it was so cathartic after a mow

quote:

I don't know what I quite expected from this game but I own a small lawn maintenance company. First thing I did was grind to get a scag to test out the striping mechanics and I was very let down.
Also nothing made by scag is going to bog down at full rpms and full speed cutting 3 or 4 inches of dry grass. I should know, I own one.
And to top it off why are we cutting grass at 2.5 inches??? are we $20 lawn guys? A Cool season lawn should be cut at 3.5 inches minimum. They look great at 4-4.5.
overall I give it a 3/10 for effort

and finally, the rare person who realizes they could just go outside and do this

quote:

I went into purchasing this game because I love mowing lawns. Who doesn't! Now, take it from me, I've worked at a golf course for 3 years, and I tend to know how to mow some grass. This game attempts to bring lawn mowing to the next level, in a simulation. However, I have played this game for roughly 20 minutes, and I just can't see why anyone would even bother with this. Literally just go outside and mow your own lawn, or even better, ask go around and ask people to mow their lawns, since the developers decided to make the game 30$. I don't even know why they would charge that much for a game where you literally just mow lawns. Overall, really sad that the lawn mowing experience was just ruined, and I now going to go cry as I have to mow my own lawn.

edit: also, simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g4SCdox_pI

Ror fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Aug 15, 2021

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Looks like Hank Hill still out there tryin to find the next best game after the failed MMO "Pro-pain"

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

"Oh, cool, an avalanche. Better go stand in front of it."

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


If you can’t finish the job by getting off the mower and standing there with your hands on your hips while you survey the lawn, there is literally no point.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I love Farming Simulator 19, and will probably buy 22 when it comes out, but I could use some accidents to liven up the game. I should be able to drown in a grain silo or a pond of pig poo poo.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I love Farming Simulator 19, and will probably buy 22 when it comes out, but I could use some accidents to liven up the game. I should be able to drown in a grain silo or a pond of pig poo poo.

In my summer car you can fall into a septic tank and drown when emptying it.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I love Farming Simulator 19, and will probably buy 22 when it comes out, but I could use some accidents to liven up the game. I should be able to drown in a grain silo or a pond of pig poo poo.

Need to be able to disable safety interlocks so you can run yourself over with your own combine.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

I love Farming Simulator 19, and will probably buy 22 when it comes out, but I could use some accidents to liven up the game. I should be able to drown in a grain silo or a pond of pig poo poo.

If you're not forced to bu pirated John Deere software from Russian hackers to fix your own equipment and avoid going broke then you're not getting the real modern farming experience.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
mods, pls change my nick to "too cool for stool"

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Nenonen posted:

mods, pls change my nick to "too cool for stool"

That's what I say when I'm constipated and trying to put on a brave front while internally fretting over if I'm ever going to poop again.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pqvicMq.mp4

i want to ride the floor peeler

Reminds me of doing restoration work on one of the Midway's compartments. We had to cut and peel fifty or sixty-something year old linoleum off the deck plates. I happened to find the lid to a tin of Copenhagen dip under one bit of linoleum.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



hemale in pain posted:

In my summer car you can fall into a septic tank and drown when emptying it.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

I was hoping this would look further up the mountain to get a better view of what appears to be the world's slowest avalanche

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

https://twitter.com/TheAmitie/status/1426738874475155464?s=20

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pqvicMq.mp4

i want to ride the floor peeler

The Russians used a shovel

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/F013N9w.mp4

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Computer viking posted:

I still support Matenwa, the school in Haiti that was a GBS Christmas thing some years ago - they haven't posted any updates yet, but I'll mention it when there is anything. They're up in the hills of Gonave island, so at a guess the earthquake didn't hit them too hard; we'll see how the storm goes.

Right, email update received: They're physically fine, though obviously the reminder of the devastating 2010 earthquake wasn't great, and many have family in the south.

JackSplater
Nov 20, 2014

Metal Coat? It's already active?!

The How Ridiculous guys just like dropping things on other things. Frequently in a fairly unsafe manner.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


This is legally binding and acquits the employer of all responsibility in maintaining safety compliance.

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Kith posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pqvicMq.mp4

i want to ride the floor peeler

The questionable ergonomics of having the controls so low that you have to lean forward towards the business end of a heavy machine is the real OSHA here

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Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh

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