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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

Regeneron is good and the mono clonals are under utilized.

The rest of the poo poo he's doing is dumb as hell but that's a good one and more states should be doing it

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crazy eyes mustafa: Nov 30, 2014

if I wanted to win election I would just say I have a secret cure for coronavirus but I cant give away the winning strategy to the virus or my virus sympathizing opponent

# ? Aug 13, 2021 21:18

jisforjosh: Jun 6, 2006; "It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

https://twitter.com/Staroxvia/status/1426127874906497029

# ? Aug 13, 2021 22:39

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

GWBBQ posted:

Look at the gallery at the bottom of this article https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump

Lmao. Anyway I'm Puff Daddy peeping Melania's boobs.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 22:42

Mr. Kurtz: Feb 22, 2007; Here comes the hurdy gurdy man.

Bust Rodd posted:

https://twitter.com/wplglocal10/status/1425863902815002624?s=21

saw this headline and immediately lol’d, the governor of Florida is literally selling snake oil to Floridians

I think I remember Trump sending some hilarious tweets while on Regeneron saying like "wow this is great everyone should take it" lol

# ? Aug 13, 2021 22:51

Crazycryodude: Aug 15, 2015; Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?

Mr. Kurtz posted:

I think I remember Trump sending some hilarious tweets while on Regeneron saying like "wow this is great everyone should take it" lol

# ? Aug 13, 2021 23:20

Shaffness: Jan 15, 2001

MonsieurChoc posted:

That's not Hideo Kojima, that's Hideki Maganuma. The Jet Set Radio guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RDcDo4m2Lw

I keep reading his name as Hideki Naganadoit.

# ? Aug 13, 2021 23:40

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Shaffness posted:

I keep reading his name as Heedee Nagadoodoo.

# ? Aug 14, 2021 00:35

Private Cumshoe: Feb 15, 2019; AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

zegermans posted:

Ben Shapiro's cataclysmic self-own of saying his wife told him women getting wet was a medical condition

Well, you have to understand that when you think about all human physiological processes logically, they are all in fact conditions, are they not? Don't pull this hypocritical leftist double standard double speak with my wife (a woman!)'s objective empirical depostmodernified analysis of the "wet rear end pussy"

# ? Aug 14, 2021 00:43

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

It irks me that people keep calling the drug Regeneron when the drug cocktail is REGEN-COV, Regeneron is the company that makes it

The funny part is me being mad about this

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:08

Gobblecoque: Sep 6, 2011

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

more. this is victim blaming in another format

lol

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:14

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

smol ben is definitely on the spectrum, isn't he

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:17

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

no, he's slightly below it. maybe if he brought a stepstool?

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:21

Fame Douglas: Nov 20, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

brugroffil posted:

Regeneron is good and the mono clonals are under utilized.

The rest of the poo poo he's doing is dumb as hell but that's a good one and more states should be doing it

Seems more like he's desperate to not be seen as a failure :sad:

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:24

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

MikeCrotch posted:

It irks me that people keep calling the drug Regeneron when the drug cocktail is REGEN-COV, Regeneron is the company that makes it

The funny part is me being mad about this

nobody's calling the pfizer vaccine 'comirnaty'

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:29

Fame Douglas: Nov 20, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

exmarx posted:

nobody's calling the pfizer vaccine 'comirnaty'

Some people absolutely do, because that's what's in their vaccine passport.

# ? Aug 14, 2021 01:32

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

no, he's slightly below it. maybe if he brought a stepstool?

lol

# ? Aug 14, 2021 03:05

Mr. Kurtz: Feb 22, 2007; Here comes the hurdy gurdy man.

Crazycryodude posted:

Omg it's even better than I remember lol

# ? Aug 14, 2021 03:13

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Lmao. Anyway I'm Puff Daddy peeping Melania's boobs.

Whomst amongst us...

# ? Aug 14, 2021 04:12

MonsieurChoc: Oct 12, 2013; Every species can smell its own extinction.

Jetto Jagga posted:

All these posthumously released titles by western/horror hack writer William Johnstone ghostwritten by his niece where for example muslims team up with the cartels to take over a town in Texas or President Obama reveals he's a muslim and bans patriots from having guns, just the purest crazy persecution fantasies. "Trigger Warning" was the one that went viral for awhile with its fwd:fwd Brave Marine owns commie professor! plot:

I leafed thru a different one in the dollar store once:

I read the first and last few pages, and we open with our hero cop on the beat on the Muslim side of town, where he's got a running commentary to himself about how much he hates muslims, literally exactly how much he hates muslims, coming over here and opening shops! "grimy hypocrites" who "pull out the prayer rug five times a day and then go back to swindling americans" so already, this guy is a psychopath. He finds a muslim who just pisses him off! and shakes the guy down for selling fake rolexes and the aclu literally has him suspended from the nypd which leads to the plot of an evil fake muslim town plotting to destroy america but anyway at the end, our hero cop's buddy goes on Fox News to talk about what a hero he [the hero cop] is. Pure race war pornography shat out by a cynical lady pumping her dead uncle for $$$.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMgMr0JcYJ4

# ? Aug 14, 2021 05:07

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Phoenix-Rising-William-W-Johnstone-ebook/dp/B004NEW50C

Look at that rating lmao

this guy rocks

William W. Johnstone is the USA Today and New York Times bestselling author of over 300 books, including Preacher, The Last Mountain Man, Luke Jensen Bounty Hunter, Flintlock, Savage Texas, Matt Jensen, The Last Mountain Man; The Family Jensen, Sidewinders, and Shawn O'Brien Town Tamer . His thrillers include Phoenix Rising, Home Invasion, The Blood of Patriots, The Bleeding Edge, and Suicide Mission. Visit his website at https://www.williamjohnstone.net or by email at dogcia2006@aol.com.

# ? Aug 14, 2021 09:09

Syncopation: Feb 21, 2020

mawarannahr posted:

this guy rocks

William W. Johnstone is the USA Today and New York Times bestselling author of over 300 books, including Preacher, The Last Mountain Man, Luke Jensen Bounty Hunter, Flintlock, Savage Texas, Matt Jensen, The Last Mountain Man; The Family Jensen, Sidewinders, and Shawn O'Brien Town Tamer . His thrillers include Phoenix Rising, Home Invasion, The Blood of Patriots, The Bleeding Edge, and Suicide Mission. Visit his website at https://www.williamjohnstone.net or by email at dogcia2006@aol.com.

Dogs dont have a CIA this is dumb

# ? Aug 14, 2021 10:19

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

Dogs dont have a CIA this is dumb

look at this poster that doesn't know about the dog CIA

# ? Aug 14, 2021 13:03

Bust Rodd: Oct 21, 2008; by VideoGames

the dog CIA killed Champ right as he was about to end sanctions on cats

# ? Aug 14, 2021 13:05

TheWeepingHorse: Nov 20, 2009

Milo and POTUS posted:

https://www.amazon.com/Phoenix-Rising-William-W-Johnstone-ebook/dp/B004NEW50C

Look at that rating lmao

Inspired by these posts, I'm 22% into one of these books, and it's unremittingly insane. It's bizarre comparing it to his pre-niece stuff, which from what I've read is workmanlike but competent Western airplane reading. It's like The Turner Diaries. It's written at a 2nd grade level, with hilariously transparent stand-ins for not only Obama, but also George Soros. The patriots print new money with Reagan, Truman, and Bob Hope on it. I'm not sure if any female characters have spoken, except for a poor Jewish lady who shits her pants Masadas herself

# ? Aug 14, 2021 15:15

Hedenius: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/dosomemolly/status/1426352173940572162?s=21

# ? Aug 14, 2021 15:22

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?