[COVID] 1 Million! We did it! :toot: :911:

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Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

skewetoo posted:

I will summon my remaining strength to raise my hand and tap out a, lol lmfao

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# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:30

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# ? May 24, 2024 07:55

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

Der Meister posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with nate silver

He thinks he's smart and wants to go back to not thinking about Covid, so therefore wanting to not think about Covid is smart. All his posts are just him trying to establish that as a fact.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:31

CaptainViolence: Apr 19, 2006; I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

so from what i understand, the last thread did to the forums what covid did to the us. glad to see a new thread get open bidened

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:31

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

mod sassinator posted:

The best part of this was that the email Fauci couldn't be bothered to read was a detailed, accurate, and prescient explanation of why and how COVID-19 was going to gently caress up the country and that the CDC needed to get ahead of it pronto

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:33

Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

goth smoking cloves posted:

Covid is over

many people are saying thiS

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:34

Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

CaptainViolence posted:

so from what i understand, the last thread did to the forums what covid did to the us. glad to see a new thread get open bidened

Caused no problems whatsoever, and anybody who says otherwise is spreading antivaxxer propaganda? Good to hear.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:36

net work error: Feb 26, 2011

Did the old thread just get too many lmao's for the forum to handle and that's why there's a new one?

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:37

Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

remember when Joe biden told that little kid at the town hall that kids didn't die from Covid and she didn't need to worry about going back to school lmfao

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:37

bad boys for life: Jun 6, 2003; by sebmojo

SKULL.GIF posted:

The best part of this was that the email Fauci couldn't be bothered to read was a detailed, accurate, and prescient explanation of why and how COVID-19 was going to gently caress up the country and that the CDC needed to get ahead of it pronto

to be fair to Fauci, he knew back then that it didnt matter if he failed or not and embraced it early on

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:38

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

DoombatINC posted:

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:38

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

so many posts lost... like tears in the rain

time to die

*cough cough*

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:42

turd in my singlet: Jul 5, 2008; DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

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Spoondick posted:

https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1427342828921769998?s=19

we regret to inform you max titers is a zionist

that, uh, that dose2 line :stonklol:

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:42

sonatinas: Apr 15, 2003; Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

dang be healthy sent out an email saying sorry but everyone is buying masks right now b/c of delta and schools we�ll be back to normal operations in 2 weeks

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:43

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018

I'm just gonna get a full course of vaccination every six months. Switching back and forth between Moderna and Pfizer to cover as many bases as I can

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:44

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

remember when Joe biden told that little kid at the town hall that kids didn't die from Covid and she didn't need to worry about going back to school lmfao

quote:

President Joe Biden at a Tuesday CNN town hall sought to reassure a second grader worried about getting Covid-19, telling her that young children are the "safest group of people in the whole world."

"Don't be scared, honey. Don't be scared. You're going to be fine, and we're going to make sure mommy's fine, too," he said.

Jessica Salas, a graphic designer from Milwaukee, told Biden that her two young children often ask her about whether they will get Covid-19 and die. She stood next to her 8-year-old daughter as she spoke about how the pandemic is especially frightening for children who don't fully understand what is happening.

"Kids don't get Covid very often. It's unusual for that to happen. They don't -- the evidence so far is children aren't the people most likely to get Covid," Biden said.

rip

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:45

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Gripweed posted:

I'm just gonna get a full course of vaccination every six months. Switching back and forth between Moderna and Pfizer to cover as many bases as I can

The sheep has completely submitted to his corporate masters. Bleat, sheep, bleat! Your coat shall be shorn for wool.

The lion unvaccinated, stands free.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:45

Stevie Lee: Oct 8, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

The sheep has completely submitted to his corporate masters. Bleat, sheep, bleat! Your coat shall be shorn for wool.

The lion unvaccinated, stands free.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:46

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

sonatinas posted:

dang be healthy sent out an email saying sorry but everyone is buying masks right now b/c of delta and schools we�ll be back to normal operations in 2 weeks

my box of 100 masks from them arrived today :smug:

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:47

Kreeblah: May 17, 2004; INSERT QUACK TO CONTINUE; Taco Defender

SKULL.GIF posted:

The sheep has completely submitted to his corporate masters. Bleat, sheep, bleat! Your coat shall be shorn for wool.

The lion unvaccinated, ventilates free.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:47

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Stevie Lee posted:

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:47

CODChimera: Jan 29, 2009

The old thread had things looking pretty bad, how are they looking now?

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:48

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

SKULL.GIF posted:

The sheep has completely submitted to his corporate masters. Bleat, sheep, bleat! Your coat shall be shorn for wool.

The lion unvaccinated, stands free.

the lion:

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:48

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

CODChimera posted:

The old thread had things looking pretty bad, how are they looking now?

They're not that bad, yet

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:48

Zokari: Jul 23, 2007

CODChimera posted:

The old thread had things looking pretty bad, how are they looking now?

turns out the old thread was actually causing covid so a lot better!

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:48

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

enjoyed a lovely hike in the woods with my wife and child over the weekend and forgot that COVID existed for a few minutes

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:48

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

reposting for the new thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdqjoaNnKVA&t=165s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXHqLvs5e8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji4D9Sx-qlo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnk9SEwCcwU

buy from zoro.com or wherever else

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:49

mdemone: Mar 14, 2001

Cup Runneth Over posted:

They're not that bad, yet

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:50

durrneez: Feb 20, 2013; I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?

Cup Runneth Over posted:

the lion:

in another life, i was a wildlife researcher. i went on a lion collaring excursion once and the vet shot the lion in the dick with a tranquilizer dart.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:50

Polo-Rican: Jul 4, 2004; emptyquote my posts or die

U-DO Burger posted:

that runner has no business being that close to the finish line lol

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:50

Sudden Loud Noise: Feb 18, 2007

durrneez posted:

in another life, i was a wildlife researcher. i went on a lion collaring excursion once and the vet shot the lion in the dick with a tranquilizer dart.

Continue...

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:51

jetz0r: May 10, 2003; Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.

Coldrice posted:

My only contribution to covid

I love these, thanks for making them!

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:52

Lacrosse: Jun 16, 2010; >:V

Polo-Rican posted:

This reminds me of the Ski Free yeti

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:52

StratGoatCom: Aug 6, 2019; Our security is guaranteed by being able to melt the eyeballs of any other forum's denizens at 15 minutes notice

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# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:53

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

durrneez posted:

in another life, i was a wildlife researcher. i went on a lion collaring excursion once and the vet shot the lion in the dick with a tranquilizer dart.

Why would you ever choose a different job?

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:53

Nocturtle: Mar 17, 2007

Stevie Lee posted:

This image is confusing me. Why is the lion just standing in the middle of a flock of sheep? Why aren't the sheep concerned? Maybe the lion think it's a sheep?

Otoh that lion looks pretty paunchy, maybe it just filled up on sheep and the other sheep know they have nothing to fear until dinner time. Maybe the lion ate all the jerk sheep, and the rest of the sheep are like good I'm glad they got eaten, this lion is the best.

Going to think a lot more about this, it better not be a photoshop.

edit: maybe it's a bible thing.

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:55

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Nocturtle posted:

This image is confusing me. Why is the lion just standing in the middle of a flock of sheep? Why aren't the sheep concerned? Maybe the lion think it's a sheep?

Otoh that lion looks pretty paunchy, maybe it just filled up on sheep and the other sheep know they have nothing to fear until dinner time. Maybe the lion ate all the jerk sheep, and the rest of the sheep are like good I'm glad they got eaten, this lion is the best.

Going to think a lot more about this, it better not be a photoshop.

Male lions don't hunt

# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:55