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Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

In heaven we'll all be laughing about Hulk Hogan meat shoes for the same amount of time: forever :angel:

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Whooping Crabs posted:

Asses to asses, butts to butts


Yea, though I walk through the valley that smells like death...

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Like a Looney Tunes gag

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



mdemone posted:

That's hardly even a joke! It's perfectly believable and I guarantee more than one tablet was used for exactly that purpose.

Yeah, but they wouldn't say 'moon god', they'd use the name of the actual deity.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Moon Moon the Moon God.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://twitter.com/zenophelion/status/1426279582399926277



Originals funnier

https://i.imgur.com/8hqEW4j.mp4

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

I'm not a pervert I just was looking for Turboman doll

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

wasn't this exact gag also in blazing saddles or something else mel brooks? it feels much older.

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

So where the picture of the Neon sign?

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

you broke my grill posted:

I'm not a pervert I just was looking for Turboman doll



EDIT: Sound maybe, if you want.

https://i.imgur.com/asCPZiJ.mp4

Some Pinko Commie has a new favorite as of 16:22 on Aug 17, 2021

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒

This is like IRL snapchat

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Now I want my tombstone to look like a septic tank cover. Thank you.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

I plan to have my corpse thrown into a septic tank, so it’s all the same really

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Now I want my tombstone to look like a septic tank cover. Thank you.

"look like"

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL


A real receipt found in the wild at a self checkout I was using.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Inspector 34 posted:



A real receipt found in the wild at a self checkout I was using.

The anti-diarrheal is a nice touch, this guy knows how to road trip

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
If you're not buying road trip snacks like an unsupervised 9-year-old who found a hundred dollar bill, are you really buying road trip snacks?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Inspector 34 posted:



A real receipt found in the wild at a self checkout I was using.

Honestly, I was expecting insulin to show up in that list.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Inspector 34 posted:



A real receipt found in the wild at a self checkout I was using.

Goon Dinner

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Random Stranger posted:

Honestly, I was expecting insulin to show up in that list.
You can't get insulin over the counter.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'm jealous of the $1 candy bars.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

FactsAreUseless posted:

You can't get insulin over the counter.

humilin R is otc but you def couldnt self checkout it

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

MotU posted:

humilin R is otc but you def couldnt self checkout it
Buying three boxes of super-concentrated insulin and a large chocolate sheet cake for my birthday.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
best last birthday ever

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Kinda thought this was a buff Ronald McDonald at first, but no, that's pretty good.

https://i.imgur.com/AIB1MMx.mp4

Sound is just the Mission Impossible theme.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Inspector 34 posted:



A real receipt found in the wild at a self checkout I was using.

Someone's gonna have a fun night. I'm jealous.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Bored As gently caress posted:

Someone's gonna have a fun night. I'm jealous.

First comes the diabetic shock and then they'll poo poo themselves.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Scratch Monkey posted:

First comes the diabetic shock and then they'll poo poo themselves.

Heh, yeah, I party pretty hard on Tuesdays.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


Hell-oooooooooooo

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

It’s weird but somehow I’ve always seen this now that I think about it.

It just took someone to actually make it real.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




:vince:

Velvet Elvis
Jul 1, 2007


:eyepop:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Should have sent a poet

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



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