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fermun: Nov 4, 2009

thought this was a loving great policy at first, but after re-reading it, it's still a pretty drat good policy to have on-site vaccinations.
https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1427498520513327131

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:25

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Barry Soteriology: Mar 1, 2020

it's me. My real name is Boo Beanis

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:25

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

You know, I know it's like "haha you idiot" when a bad person like abbott gets covid but you have to remember how many more people he could kill because he has it.

Spoke to the pharmacy I got my moderna at, pharmacist said he'd shoot me up again with 3rd right then and there if I wanted it. Gonna talk to husband and see how he wants to wrangle this because I was down for three solid days, basically, on shot 2.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:26

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Ice Phisherman posted:

I know it's one of you fuckers. Show yourself.

better or worse than peens in your beans?

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:26

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

would be a real shame if a survey link appeared briefly on a pastebin link and then magically was edited out of a post later

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:27

Barry Soteriology: Mar 1, 2020

fermun posted:

thought this was a loving great policy at first, but after re-reading it, it's still a pretty drat good policy to have on-site vaccinations.
https://twitter.com/NBCLA/status/1427498520513327131

drat, I thought raider nation was taking the hard line stance

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:27

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

mod sassinator posted:

https://www.king5.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/covid-guidelines-student-athletes-washington/281-e39193c9-8389-4f7f-8b3c-5cf4be7bf2c3

lmao washington state continues to just bury its head in the sand at the risk of delta, which is currently exploding into the worst surge the state has seen yet

D'OH

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:28

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

kalensc posted:

thirty pages behind the times so lol abbott but more importantly GODDAMNIT

So much for gifting my folks & SO plus another at-risk relative each a Secureclick w/ p100 filter

Endlessscreamiiiiiinnnggggggg

oof what supplier? try zoro, they shipped my poo poo off immediately

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:30

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

When alone in private, Abbot wears a respirator

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:32

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mod sassinator posted:

would be a real shame if a survey link appeared briefly on a pastebin link and then magically was edited out of a post later

Or as a TinyURL link uploaded as an image to ImgBB where OP can set a timer for the image to nuke itself

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:32

Tzen: Sep 11, 2001

mod sassinator posted:

https://www.king5.com/article/news/health/coronavirus/covid-guidelines-student-athletes-washington/281-e39193c9-8389-4f7f-8b3c-5cf4be7bf2c3

lmao washington state continues to just bury its head in the sand at the risk of delta, which is currently exploding into the worst surge the state has seen yet

lol WA is going to be full on red/darkred and people will still think everything is normal everything is fine

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:33

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Google Butt posted:

who

that sounds weird

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:33

DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

You know, I know it's like "haha you idiot" when a bad person like abbott gets covid but you have to remember how many more people he could kill because he has it.

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1427742212553691140

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:33

Pillowpants: Aug 5, 2006

My chud father in law (vaccinated) went to the grocery store today and someone in the deli said �you know you really should be wearing a mask.�

He got mad when I agreed.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:33

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

mod sassinator posted:

would be a real shame if a survey link appeared briefly on a pastebin link and then magically was edited out of a post later

Good idea.

Here is the link: https://pastebin.com/tCUrNaEl

Thank you so much to anyone who can help. It will be deleted in an hour.

I love you goons for saving my kids <3

Obviously please put all pro-mask responses.

frh fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Aug 18, 2021

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:33

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Topo Chico Debarge posted:

drat, I thought raider nation was taking the hard line stance

Just put vaccine on this dude's spikes and push him into people.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:35

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

Radirot posted:

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:36

osprey: Apr 18, 2021

survey asks for students' last names

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:36

pancake rabbit: Feb 21, 2011

osprey posted:

survey asks for students' last names

yeah i'm gonna guess a hundred students named Crackl-Ping might set off some alarms

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:37

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

osprey posted:

survey asks for students' last names

Just put in a bunch of spaces or something stupid like just the letter S or Mike

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:37

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 369 days!

osprey posted:

survey asks for students' last names

https://www.thoughtco.com/most-common-us-surnames-1422656

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:38

Bone Crimes: Mar 7, 2007

Masks are good folks!

Bone Crimes fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Aug 18, 2021

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:38

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

I hope Gurg Abbet dies

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:38

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

Figured Cooper would be plain enough.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:38

floffytoffy: Mar 10, 2007; a cat am I

Survey done.

I know people will be tempted but don't put jokey names for "what is your student's last name"!

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:38

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

hrm survey needs a name, I'm not going to make one up :/

edit: Oh it just wants last name, here is a list of the most common last names in America by state: https://www.voanews.com/usa/all-about-america/most-popular-last-name-each-us-state

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:39

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

It accepts a space for name

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:39

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

I did one initial and a bunch of spaces

# ? Aug 18, 2021 00:39

LionArcher: Mar 29, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

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do YOU live in Ohio, Delaware, Utah, Arizona, or Illinois?

GOOD NEWS! WE'RE HIRING!
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