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quote:Elias stood in front of a crackling fire, holding his guitar in his hands. After one last twang, he tossed his guitar on the flames and said "Elias is a gift." A few more tears followed the guitar.
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If only it was set in Maine, I'd believe that was the opening to a Stephen King story.
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Armitage posted:Elias stood in front of a crackling fire, holding his guitar in his hands. After one last twang, he tossed his guitar on the flames and said "Elias is a gift." A few more tears followed the guitar. ![]()
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quote:After forcing John Cena to tap out, Roman Reigns stood tall at SummerSlam. He got on the microphone and said "there are no other challengers for me!" Just then, familiar music played and the audience roared. It was Samoa Joe, who attacked Reigns from behind. (I edited out the rest, which was a bunch of moves)
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Beautiful ![]() Edward Mass posted:"He's a real man," Joe said. "And I'm not." Jesus, it really does understand Vince McMahon's gunge-filled skull.
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quote:Matt Riddle prevented Omos from interfering, and this allowed Randy Orton to defeat AJ Styles in a hard hitting battle in the main event of RAW. After the match, Riddle convinced Orton to give him a hug. Orton did so after being urged from the crowd. Orton then repaid Riddle by giving him a big slap.
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All in all, 7.5/10 smackdown I've seen worse.
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I liked the part where Corbin and Nakamura shook hands and shook hands. anyway here is a dril tweet quote:i was one of the villains in WWE. my name was "Lex"
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The critics have spoken. Top p .75 Sampling .92 quote:Christian whill beat Kenny twice in a row. if you are reading this from the future read the rest of this post. if you're reading it before the kenny omega versus christian match then stop reading. but if you're reading it after, notice that i said "whill" which doesn't mean the same thing as will. what will means is that the winner will have a winning streak and win a match, but will is a slightly more complicated term. it can mean either will or will not win. for example: "will the girl I like choose me?" will means that she will choose you, and will not means that she won't choose you. "will will will will" is the same as "will will will will." the kenny omega versus christian match is the will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will will
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reignofevil posted:"will will will will" Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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quote:Chris Jericho has passed the first three Labours of Jericho. Jericho has defeated Shawn Spears, Nick Gage, and Juventud Guerrera. If Jericho wants to get his hands on MJF in the fifth and final Labour of Jericho, he needs one more win. This week on AEW Dynamite, in the Fourth Labour of Jericho, Chris Jericho will wrestle MJF, Sami Callihan, and The Young Bucks in an eight-man Ladder match. What will happen at AEW Dynamite?
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"Don Muraco Don Muraco Don Muraco Don Muraco Don Muraco," noted Dave Meltzer, unnoticed by Bryan Alvarez who was perusing a catalogue of overpriced microphones. "Don Muraco," Meltzer finished authoritatively. But Bryan, being the consummate professional that he is, continued glancing through the catalogue. After a few moments he began writing. Bryan wrote: 'RK.' "You loving forgot my name," Bryan said,
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quote:Despondent at losing to Kevin Owens and not being able to beg for money from the WWE Universe, Baron Corbin was desperate. He stumbled backstage, and saw something that caught his eye. Before anyone was aware, he grabbed Big E's cup of coffee and took a big gulp. While that may seem harmless, it has been known to cause some damage.
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drat, Transformer is getting revolutionary ![]() ![]()
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that was one nasty stomach bug!
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quote:On the second episode of AEW Rampage, fans in a packed arena absolutely roared as "Cult of Personality" hit the speakers. However, in the biggest swerve in years, the person who emerged was not the hotly anticipated CM Punk. Instead, the person who walked out of the back was none other than the consummate pro wrestler, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. I'm uncomfortable.
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quote:I now want to see Michael Cole try and explain Miro's gimmick.
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quote:After his month-long suspension and sensitivity training, Max Caster reappeared at the AEW All Out event in Chicago. He shocked the audience during his entrance when he rapped about his involvement with the election of Rockstar Spud as Director of Talent. The rant was then followed by the anti-American anthem “America Will Burn Alive” by Smoke DZA, another significant piece of AEW’s TV show. ![]()
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reignofevil posted:I now want to see Michael Cole try and explain Miro's gimmick. ![]() neoaxd posted:Caster’s anti-American rant was widely praised by the fans and the media ![]() ![]() ![]()
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quote:The crazy crowd in Chicago is awaiting the arrival of the nWo. Dennis Rodman appears alongside the nWo's leader, Hulk Hogan. Hogan's entrance music happens to be the classic rock staple: Metallica's "Enter Sandman". Hogan hits the ring and comments that they would have a match. Hogan and Rodman collide at the center of the ring and Hogan picks Rodman up for the Diamond Cutter. At one point, Rodman is grabbing Hogan's leg and moving on the ring post. Hogan is telling Rodman that if he wants a table, Rodman has to come get one himself.
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quote:After over 1,000 days, it seemed like nobody could pry the NWA World Heavyweight Championship from Nick Aldis. Then, something amazing happened: a Canadian superstar with a unique physique and a love for the fans in Vancouver wrestled his way to the top of the NWA World Championship pyramid. His name? Cody Rhodes!
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Shoulda been Andy Bird.
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quote:Dave Meltzer, reaching the zenith of exasperation said "You can't count on WWE Precedent" when explaining why Bryan was wrong to use logic and history to try and predict an upcoming storyline. And he was exactly correct to say that. WWE Precedent has a history of vacating existing matches or rules so they can continue their wrestling story lines. This created the absurd situation where CM Punk and Daniel Bryan took matches to a deciding vote of the WWE Board of Directors, whereupon that vote would then be accepted and followed. That entire process then (along with the confusion, complaints, media circus, protests, and a well-deserved lesson in setting precedents in a manner that gets one to the desired outcome) resulted in Punk and Bryan having their bouts ultimately announced. (And I'll give Bryan the credit, he can occasionally look like he knows what he's doing)
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Somehow merging with Jeff Jarrett's biggest failure in a desperation move feels really on-brand for WWE.
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quote:In an effort to revitalize the WWE Vince McMahon has announced that he's firing all of the writers and replacing them with an AI called Talk to Transformer.
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That is my new favorite transformer ever.
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OK, so, in a new experiment in using AI to generate wrestlehut... type... things, how about visuals instead of text? This is also a transformer, VQGAN+CLIP (z+quantize method). Prompt is vince mcmahon flexing his muscles and grinning smugly. i: 1000 ![]() Looks like how current day WWE feels.
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quote:Dexter Lumis and Indi Hartwell picked up a big victory over Robert Stone and Jessi Kamea on last night's episode of NXT. After the match Hartwell left the ring, and Beth Phoenix handed her something. Hartwell rolled back into the ring and walked up to Lumis. Suddenly, she dropped to one knee and revealed her ring attire. Hartwell then told Lumis that he needs to teach her to wrestle because she's a trainer at AAW wrestling school in Chicago. Lumis was very amused by the whole thing, Hartwell was taken off the apron, and Phoenix destroyed Hartwell with a chokeslam.
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I'm more curious about the weird golden taps. Is Horror-Vince a bartender?
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I’m on a date and brought up Talk To Transformer… yikes (it was actually an interesting topic of discussion)
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El Generico posted:OK, so, in a new experiment in using AI to generate wrestlehut... type... things, how about visuals instead of text? This is also a transformer, VQGAN+CLIP (z+quantize method). Vince McMahon: Did I wake you up from your depression nap?
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quote:The AEW crowd in Chicago was red hot as they awaited the return to professional wrestling of their hometown hero. The familiar music hit to an enormous pop from the crowd and out came Cody. It was all about the Kentucky asskicker for the opening minutes, cutting a promo on getting back to being the King of the Jungle.
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Welcome to the jungle! We've got Cody Rhodes! We've got everything you wan- wait, where are you all going?
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overmind2000 posted:"We're developing new ways to engage the WWE universe," said Talk to Transformer, before they were fired. Absolutely incredibly great ![]()
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Nucleus sampling top p: .83 Sampling temperature: 1.29 quote:Introduce a new wrestler with just a giant loving head. loving huge. Have him laugh that his head is so large that nobody will ever be able to kick it in. Then let nature take its course. Most wrestlers' heads drop to about half that size within six months.
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Same method, prompt is triple h depressed about nxt being ruined.![]() That's pretty good, actually.
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El Generico posted:Same method, prompt is triple h depressed about nxt being ruined. What if Triple H was very sad and also was a werewolf for some reason. Edit- alternative title, NXT - MX- Delta InverseDelta- HK- TNA
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El Generico posted:Same method, prompt is triple h depressed about nxt being ruined. These Loss edits are starting to get very abstract.
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