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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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axoltl questions and you'll get a lotl answers! (could be a punchline?)
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- Adbot
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- Finger Prince
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axoltl questions and you'll get a lotl answers! (could be a punchline?)
Mobster: you sure axoltl questions, detective
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Aug 16, 2021 21:26
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Some kind of joke where Mexican walking fish is a slur and detective axolotl has to educate his department
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Aug 16, 2021 21:35
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- Harold Fjord
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"I'm an AMPHIBIAN damnit!"
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Aug 16, 2021 22:42
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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lunch whales who drop 5k on gold-leafed hot dogs
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Aug 17, 2021 00:17
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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"Sir it would be cheaper to order that sushi by the roll instead of-"
I grin, and wave my hand dismissively, my other tapping on my Platinum Diner's Club card
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Aug 17, 2021 00:32
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- Harold Fjord
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Golfing on Arrakis
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Aug 17, 2021 15:56
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Playing maracas on Arrakis.
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Aug 17, 2021 18:14
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- Ventral EggSac
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Caddyshack + dune , at the end a sandworm dances to I'm Alright by Kenny Loggins
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Aug 17, 2021 20:07
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So we finish the eighteenth and she's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Reverend Mother, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And she says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you drink the Water of Life, you will receive total prescience." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
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Aug 17, 2021 20:17
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Ball bouncing down a dune ,in rhythm.
Tok
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Sandworm erupts from the ground engulfing the ball
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Aug 17, 2021 21:17
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- google THIS
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A percussionist who's so terrible at keeping the beat he decides to commit suicide by sandworm but he can't attract one no matter how hard he tries
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Aug 18, 2021 00:58
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A percussionist who's so terrible at keeping the beat he decides to commit suicide by sandworm but he can't attract one no matter how hard he tries
I like this lol
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Aug 18, 2021 03:02
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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axoltl questions and you'll get a lotl answers! (could be a punchline?)
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Aug 18, 2021 03:09
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- Code Jockey
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posting about posting
I take a deep breath, and hover my finger over the post button; dare I? Is it funny? Will it get quoted? Perhaps inspire a lol? Or am I making a terrible mistake? misunderstanding the thread?
a bead of sweat drips from my forehead onto the screen, and triggers the post button, and I feel as if I have leapt from a cliff blindfolded, unaware of its height. I feel my heartbeats shaking my entire body as I obsessively refresh the thread.
have they seen my post?
will this be what defines me?
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Aug 18, 2021 07:36
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- Prof. Crocodile
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this is kinda unrelated but there's an MLB umpire named Jordan Baker and I always wonder how they ever trust that person to uphold the integrity of any sporting contest
the average gatsby knows a lady named jordan baker who is pretty well known around town for being good at mini-golf, but she doesn't always follow the rules in the strictest sense.
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Aug 18, 2021 13:29
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Monkey see, monkey doo (excrement)
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Aug 18, 2021 15:24
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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goodness gracious frankly underwhelming balls of fire
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Aug 18, 2021 15:58
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annoyed dog: "you've got to be humping my leg"
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Aug 18, 2021 16:49
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- Finger Prince
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annoyed dog: "you've got to be humping my leg"
Incredulous dog: "Go on, hump the other one"
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Aug 18, 2021 17:56
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- xcheopis
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posting about posting
I take a deep breath, and hover my finger over the post button; dare I? Is it funny? Will it get quoted? Perhaps inspire a lol? Or am I making a terrible mistake? misunderstanding the thread?
a bead of sweat drips from my forehead onto the screen, and triggers the post button, and I feel as if I have leapt from a cliff blindfolded, unaware of its height. I feel my heartbeats shaking my entire body as I obsessively refresh the thread.
have they seen my post?
will this be what defines me?
Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
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Aug 18, 2021 18:07
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- Ventral EggSac
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A leg on the groin is worth two walking away
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Aug 18, 2021 19:25
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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"we earned that TV-MA rating the old-fashioned way: through good old, honest, hard loving work"
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Aug 18, 2021 23:05
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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A guy who critiques natural phenomena as if they are cinema sins
"Oh a rainbow , just got one curve aye 7 colours too, ever heard of a gradient?"
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Aug 19, 2021 12:34
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my name is the chillax, i speak for the byobs
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Aug 19, 2021 18:03
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Incredulous dog: "Go on, hump the other one"
cockney dog: are ya 'umpin' me leg then, guvnah?
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Aug 19, 2021 18:04
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- bad guy
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please, it's michael mouse now.
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Aug 19, 2021 18:08
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- vanisher
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please, it's michael mouse now.
Mickey gets a humanities phd and makes the kids call him Dr. Mouse
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Aug 19, 2021 18:10
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- vanisher
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Dr. Mickey the chiropractor
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Aug 19, 2021 18:11
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- Code Jockey
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It's not Goofus!
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Aug 19, 2021 19:18
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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somebody else's joke went like "please, mr donuts was my father -- call me dunkin"
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Aug 19, 2021 20:36
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A Star Trek clone where the Wesley Crusher is so affable and well liked that he can literally get away with anything and is often made acting captain in the absence of higher officers.
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Aug 19, 2021 20:54
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not really a joke but i just saw the word "l33t" and thought wow, i wonder what 35 letter word that is. approximately people will get this
l1l
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