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Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

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Grimey Drawer
Sami was the one who tore his shoulder out right before his open challenge match with Cena. He was throwing his arms up to get the crowd going and what was remaining of his left shoulder exploded

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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

It was when he slammed his hands down on the FOUR TON STEEL STEPS when his shoulder internally checked out after absorbing those impacts.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Last set of Impact tapings for this month:

quote:

-Rosemary (w/ Havok) defeated Tasha Steelz (w/ Savannah Evans)
-Karl Anderson (w/ Doc Gallows) defeated Rich Swann in a bunkhouse brawl
-David Finlay defeated Chris Bey. Juice Robinson distracted Bey which led to the finish. Hikuleo came out and helped Bey attack Finlay and Robinson, focusing on Robinson's knee.
-Decay defeated Violent by Design (Rhino and Deaner). After the match, the rest of VBD turned on Rhino.
-Petey Williams defeated TJP
-Impact World Champion Christian Cage did an in-ring promo. He put over Ace Austin, but said there is no way he will beat him. Tommy Dreamer came out and praised Cage, asking for one more match down the line. Austin and Madman Fulton came out to run down Cage and a brawl eventually broke out with all four guys.
-Fallah Bahh and No Way defeated Zicky Dice and Manny Lemons
-Ace Austin defeated Tommy Dreamer
-World Champion Christian Cage, X-Division Champion Josh Alexander, Chris Sabin, Eddie Edwards and Sami Callihan defeated Ace Austin, Madman Fulton, Moose, W. Morrissey and Brian Myers in a ten-man tag team match

BTI:

-Fallah Bahh and No Way defeated Johnny Swinger and Hernandez

Victory Road:

-Matt Cardona (w/ Chelsea Green) defeated Rohit Raju (w/ Shera) in a no DQ match
-Laredo Kid defeated Black Taurus, John Skyler, Jake Something, Suicide and Trey Miguel in a six-way scramble
-Steve Maclin defeated Petey Williams and TJP in a three-way match
-Chris Bey and Hikuleo defeated Finjuice
-W. Morrissey and Moose defeated Eddie Edwards and Sami Callihan (w/ Alisha Edwards)
-Knockouts Tag Team Champions Decay (Rosemary and Havok) defeated Tasha Steelz and Savannah Evans to retain
-Tag Team Champions the Good Brothers defeated Rich Swann and Willie Mack to retain
-X-Division Champion Josh Alexander defeated Chris Sabin to retain

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rhino :smith:

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

It's time for the meteoric rise of babyface Rhino.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Rhino's always been cooler as an angry force of nature than some stable's enforcer.

He is Strong Mad.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

sticklefifer posted:

He is Strong Mad.

:hmmyes:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

There's always Heath to fall back on!

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/wrestleism/status/1428134842542211085

lets go

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So he's definitely getting the "All Elite" graphic sooner than later

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I think Killa Kate might be working dark or elevation, I'm not sure. She's down in Houston, is all I know. I'm excited she got called back!

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

It's nice he got a win before Mox kills him

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1427873544902483970?s=19

I specifically only ordered a few lemons.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

that was a funny joke by the tweeter but i guess it's real. lame

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
thats such a weird mistake, Manny Lemons and Danny Limelight dont look anything alike??

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

hearing it was actually fanny kumquat

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
pineapple pete

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

manny lemons worked a dark match for impact years ago and it was the funniest self squash i had ever seen in my life

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Regardless of what he's actually like, my mental picture of Manny Lemons is a guy who carries containers overflowing with lemons and his catchphrase is "Oh no! Too manny lemons!"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

sticklefifer posted:

Regardless of what he's actually like, my mental picture of Manny Lemons is a guy who carries containers overflowing with lemons and his catchphrase is "Oh no! Too manny lemons!"

So does he feud or team with Sheamus over too many limes?

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

STONE COLD 64 posted:

also i was sitting next to one of the locals who wrestled the previous night. his gimmick is Man E. Lemons, he comes down to the ring with way too many lemons and has trouble holding them all. he's currently my new favorite local wrestler, replacing forums poster Your Personal Muse. I think he based an entire gimmick on this


IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


those are limes

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Manny Lemons died to bring us this information.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Manny Lemons and Orange Cassidy need to become a tag team

HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"

Julio Cruz posted:

Manny Lemons and Orange Cassidy need to become a tag team

In Ireland the team would be called Rock Shandy.

(Irish soft drink, orange and lemon soda mixed together)

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


IcePhoenix posted:

those are limes

too many of them, in fact

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

the e stands for entertainment

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


IcePhoenix posted:

those are limes

Manny Limóns

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

HidaO-Win posted:

In Ireland the team would be called Rock Shandy.

(Irish soft drink, orange and lemon soda mixed together)

This is the only reason I visit Ireland now, It gives me a headache but it's SO GOOD!

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

karmicknight posted:

Manny Lemons died to bring us this information.

hahahaha

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



karmicknight posted:

Manny Lemons died to bring us this information.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Y’all ready to get real weird?

https://twitter.com/bulletclubita/status/1428740649491259396

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Huh.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

No way

Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
https://youtu.be/9qc6yGZlGPw

It’s from this video

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Picture old so what

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Y’all fall for this every time lol

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i heard it's a new picture, and brock lesnar accidentally flew to orlando, and he's going to sue if they don't pay him in full

Normal Not Odd
Nov 5, 2003

what a t e r r i b l e world

what a b e a u t i f u l world

Cavauro posted:

i heard it's a new picture, and brock lesnar accidentally flew to orlando, and he's going to sue if they don't pay him in full

coward tony needs to pay or he will be sued by the force of the beast incarnate buhrock lesnar then lesnar will hit him with an f5 and a shooting star press in the court room and make him give cm punk back to wwe for keeps

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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

HE CALLS THAT THE VERDICT!!!!

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