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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




That darn rabbit's in the corn again

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite (or Request): I'm existing just for listing!!! > PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't: Penis Ha

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:sickos:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004



Lol

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~

Can we make an image a thread title yet?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Soon

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Frances Ha sequel is taking a strange new direction.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Oh yes, how fondly I remember those summers. My sisters, father and mother enjoying fresh lemonade on the lawn under the caring and watchful eyes of BARK GHOST FACE FACIAL FEATURES DECORATION EASTER OLD MAN TREE HUGGER TREE FACE DECOR OUTDOORS WHIMSICAL SCULPTURE GARDEN PEEKER EASTER CREATIVE PROPS YARD ART DECORATION FUNNY FOR EASTER 2021 NEW.

"Papa," I would say meekly "we have so many gifts in our family. And yet our dear friend BARK GHOST FACE FACIAL FEATURES DECORATION EASTER OLD MAN TREE HUGGER TREE FACE DECOR OUTDOORS WHIMSICAL SCULPTURE GARDEN PEEKER EASTER CREATIVE PROPS YARD ART DECORATION FUNNY FOR EASTER 2021 NEW has none!"

My father looked at me with a loving smile as blood began to graciously drip from mine nose.
"My boy," he said kindly "don't you know that BARK GHOST FACE FACIAL FEATURES DECORATION EASTER OLD MAN TREE HUGGER TREE FACE DECOR OUTDOORS WHIMSICAL SCULPTURE GARDEN PEEKER EASTER CREATIVE PROPS YARD ART DECORATION FUNNY FOR EASTER 2021 NEW has the gift of our love and companio ship? He has been with us since before any of you children were born. And also we don't ever mention how his nose is a tiny cock."

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



My wife's grandparents had this exact thing, except they left the nose off for the obvious reason.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil posted:

My wife's grandparents had this exact thing, except they left the nose off for the obvious reason.

They had better uses for it elsewhere?

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
:golfclap:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Holy Mary mother of god, that's a big vulva

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I wonder if men have a hard time finding that statue...

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Why is it missing the head?

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Zil posted:

I wonder if men have a hard time finding that statue...


I bet this photo is an optical illusion, 'cos it's always lower than you think.

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

DumbparameciuM posted:

Why is it missing the head?

:laffo:

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008


Looking for Loss in all the wrong places

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/BlcKEUK.mp4

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Work it girl

You knead to get that dough

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
tbh I kind of hate my junk right now

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
That dough needs more liquid, it's looking a little

thicc

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Philippe posted:

That dough needs more liquid, it's looking a little

thicc

The gluteus looks already well developed.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


The Bloop posted:

Work it girl

You knead to get that dough

It's already dough :argh:

You knead to get that bread!

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Lurking Haro posted:

The gluteus looks already well developed.

To the maximus.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

mrpwase posted:

It's already dough :argh:

You knead to get that bread!
:golfclap:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/H9gi434.gifv

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Oh, so that's the infamous detachable penis.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

ImpAtom posted:

Oh, so that's the infamous detachable penis.

Oh, it's Archie

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


Does it likpa?

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca





Source cause this account retweets gay porn: https://twitter.com/wildcat_xxx/status/1430239932006617090

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Wow

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


https://i.imgur.com/fiFz3fW.gifv

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rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

https://mobile.twitter.com/AvatarDomy2/status/1428237027884027906

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