mod sassinator posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1428527092866691074

1700 deaths reported today... some of it backlog, but still

Thoguh posted:

Did the regeneron popup grift just come out of nowhere or was I just unaware of it up until now?

Stereotype posted:

right on schedule

HiHo ChiRho posted:

Lmao my town is fuuuucked

Arrow is pointing to the mayor. Chuds are getting their kids out of school ASAP to get to the Covid farm

Helith posted:

So let me get this straight

people in Florida who are really ill with covid are going to a library

to buy regeneron

which the governor of Florida, DeSantis, owns shares in

and they are collapsing in the queue

Helith posted:

So let me get this straight

people in Florida who are really ill with covid are going to a library

to buy regeneron

which the governor of Florida, DeSantis, owns shares in

and they are collapsing in the queue

cr0y posted:

Helith posted:

So let me get this straight

people in Florida who are really ill with covid are going to a library

to buy regeneron

which the governor of Florida, DeSantis, owns shares in

and they are collapsing in the queue

Asproigerosis posted:

Lol buddy it's more like thousands of americans are dying from substandard care every day in hospitals because they are overflowed and understaffed. I'm looking at my er trackboard right now and 10 patients are languishing waiting for someone to die so they can get a room.

Helith posted:

So let me get this straight

people in Florida who are really ill with covid are going to a library

to buy regeneron

which the governor of Florida, DeSantis, owns shares in

and they are collapsing in the queue

fosborb posted:

lol christ

Boat Stuck posted:

gently caress I just saw this

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1428448303549718535

3 senators and a governor

pretty soon our entire government will be a bunch of sentient virus in bags of human skin

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Also for when I have some more spare cash; what even is my alternative assuming I want a better fit or that this is legit a bad seal? I already have both medium and large, as I said. And I don't, to my knowledge, have an unusual face-shape or a particularly prominent or large nose. Full-face respirator? Like I'm sure there's virologists and painters/construction workers out there with bigger noses and weirder faces then me.

Helith posted:

So let me get this straight

people in Florida who are really ill with covid are going to a library

to buy regeneron

which the governor of Florida, DeSantis, owns shares in

and they are collapsing in the queue

Steve Yun posted:

I predicted 1000 deaths a day on average by this past Tuesday, I hope this means I’m retroactively correct

Business Gorillas posted:

Are YOU a C-SPAMMER who has had their job hosed by COVID or is being forced to go back to a plague pit so your boss can see your smile?
Do YOU or someone you know have a knot in their stomach because they have to roll the dice with death every day for a pitiful paycheck?
Do YOU have a stable internet connection for 40 hours a week and are able to read words, talk without throwing up, and not be a total shithead on the phone?
Do YOU live in Ohio, Delaware, Utah Arizona, or Illinois?


GOOD NEWS! WE'RE HIRING!

Hi! My name is Business Gorillas and I want to do BUSINESS with YOU!!! My company is currently hiring for phone jockeys in a couple different departments. These are entry-level customer service positions with the following benefits:

- COMPLETELY WORK FROM HOME, WE'LL EVEN MAIL YOU A COMPUTER
- $16.00/hour starting and guaranteed full time
- A signing bonus of up to $2,000 if you stay for one year.
- Full benefits including health insurance, dental, vision, ~20 days of PTO, no-excuse sick time, and education assistance totaling a maximum of $10,000 a year.

I'm not going to lie, the jobs I have are dull and unrewarding, but I bet your current job is too! Tell those petty tyrants you debase yourself for tips to or that retail manager who keeps hitting on the 17 year olds to work with to GO TO HELL and join a company that won't ask you to risk your lungs for your pay. Hell, as long as you're not awful, there's plenty of room for promotions as soon as there's spots available!

"All I have on my resume is that I was a worker at the Dick Sucking Factory for 3 years and a Grease Trap at McDonald's..."
I DON'T CARE. I'm not here to make commissions or get money for what I'm doing, I'm here to keep you alive. NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO RISK THEIR LIFE FOR A PAYCHECK, AND THAT INCLUDES YOU. Send me a DM and we'll work on your resume! I'm a bullshit artist by trade, so let me help YOU get a job where you can dodge Delta.

"I'm not in one of those states you talked about..."
SEND ME A DM ANYWAYS! If I can't find you a job, I'm working with other goons that also have positions at their own companies. If they're a good fit, I'll connect you two!

"I want a WFH job, but I have skills and $16.00 doesn't work for me..."
STILL TALK TO ME! The goons I'm working with have other jobs available. Hell, if I think you're overqualified for my jobs, I'll connect you to them anyways! I want you to make as much money for as little work as possible!

WE LOSE ENOUGH OF OUR LIVES TO OUR WORK, GOON. THERE'S NO REASON TO LOSE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE OF IT.

Inquire Within or send me an email at wfhjobsforgoons at gmail dot com

Thoguh posted:

Gotta think that 7.5% of the senate testing positive in a single day will spook the ghouls. Not in to actually helping people. But it'll spook them.

quote:

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis — who has been criticized for opposing mask mandates and vaccine passports — is now touting a COVID-19 antibody treatment in which a top donor’s company has invested millions of dollars.

DeSantis has been flying around the state promoting a monoclonal antibody treatment sold by Regeneron, which was used on then-President Donald Trump after he tested positive for COVID-19. The governor first began talking about it as a treatment last year.

Citadel, a Chicago-based hedge fund, has $15.9 million in shares of Regeneron Pharmaceutical Inc., according to filings with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. Citadel CEO Ken Griffin has donated $10.75 million to a political committee that supports DeSantis — $5.75 million in 2018 and $5 million last April.

fosborb posted:

lol christ

mogwai posted:

i already have a job and my boss isn't a psycho but i wanted to quote this because it's awesome, plus working with gorillas has always been kind of a dream. are they easy to understand over the phone?

quote:

Klickitat County’s sheriff contracted COVID, but still plans to fight pandemic restrictions

One of Southwest Washington’s most vocal opponents to pandemic restrictions recently contracted COVID-19, was hospitalized and continues to rely on oxygen. But the experience hasn’t changed his stance.

Sheriff Bob Songer said in an interview Tuesday that he doesn’t know how he caught the coronavirus, but in late July he felt an onset of symptoms: a headache, a runny nose and difficulty breathing. His diagnosis led to a five-day hospital stint. Songer said he’s back home now and using oxygen.

When he returns to work — in a couple days, he said — Songer will resume fighting pandemic restrictions that he calls government overreach.

“Bottom line is: I beat it. And I did it without taking vaccinations, without getting my shot, without none of that nonsense,” the 76-year-old sheriff said. “And that’s my decision. I make that decision. Not the government.”

Songer, elected in 2014, has regularly criticized Gov. Jay Inslee and public health mandates like masks and social distancing. In June, the self-described constitutional sheriff promised to arrest any government official who tried to enforce new health mandates.

Google Butt posted:

update the vaccine to close the glands thank u

Helith posted:

So let me get this straight

people in Florida who are really ill with covid are going to a library

to buy regeneron

which the governor of Florida, DeSantis, owns shares in

and they are collapsing in the queue

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/1428487373457924101?s=20

Glumwheels posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGBdZcMc3i8

Why would chuds go through regeneron treatment over vaccines and masks lmfao

mod sassinator posted:

lmao i hope this guy gets long covid

https://www.opb.org/article/2021/08/18/klickitat-county-washington-sheriff-covid-19-hospital-oxygen/

Boat Stuck posted:

pretty soon our entire government will be a bunch of sentient virus in bags of human skin