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The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
A guy I knew who was an engineer in Helmand told me a story about how some tank regiment rolled in, and all the local kids gathered round hoping for sweets or drinks or whatever. One of Are Brave Boys had a regular trick where he’d hand out water canteens to the kids, just to watch their reactions when they realised he’d actually filled them with diesel.

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

OwlFancier posted:

This is still just regime change 101 except this time we are definitely the good guys. You are manufacturing a pretext for invasion and then anyone who attacks the invading forces necessarily has to be counterrevolutionary because the alternative would be acknowledging that your extremely revolutionary invasion force are not actually liberators.

Which invasion? No one invaded. I just said. Invasions are counterproductive unless you know you already have support on the ground.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Would "extraterritorial police action in defence of the revolution" be a preferred term for you?

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Needs a catchy acronym

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/zarahsultana/status/1428402736643575810

https://twitter.com/zarahsultana/status/1428423839298605064

Humiliation for Loser Campbell.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

I love how that's baiting him to say "aksherly we only killed 670k according to the Lancet"

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

Would "extraterritorial police action in defence of the revolution" be a preferred term for you?
peoples extraterritorial division of police having interational liason expertise

theres some issues with the acronym but the british seem to be very enthusiastic, so

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

An invasion is an invasion, that nazi germany was bad enough that an invasion was preferable to allowing it to continue is not an endorsement of invasions as a concept. I find a much more helpful way to look at it is that invasions are simply incapable of improving a place 99% of the time unless, for example, that place is utilizing a massive portion of its state power to just kill people for fun and also to invade everywhere around them to find more people to kill.

I also think it's worth noting that whether the left was pro or anti intervention in that war is irrelevant because everyone was anti intervention in that war up until germany declared war on them. So it's not even really a very good argument for interventionism because it wasn't an interventionist war.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Aug 19, 2021

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Coldwar_Steve/status/1428436128676425736

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
But no really my point is just that you can't only concern yourself with 'domestic' politics because that line is purely imaginary. If you live in a powerhouse socialist country and there's a weaker one governed by fascists you get rid of them. Smash the fash wherever they are, at home and abroad. Failing to do so is condemning people to suffer and die. That's proletariatian internationalism. Yes, there are complexities and you shouldn't ride roughshod over local cultures, but if I had the power I'd be damned if I'd ignore that poo poo on the other side of a fence because it's 'not my business to intervene'. Yes, if that means regime change then so be it.

Again, not a defence of cynical western interventionism in case that wasn't extremely clear.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

OwlFancier posted:

An invasion is an invasion, that nazi germany was bad enough that an invasion was preferable to allowing it to continue is not an endorsement of invasions as a concept.

Ah I'm no logicalician but I think it is?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Perhaps there is an alternative to conquering anywhere you feel is sufficiently counterrevolutionary. Perhaps if you are such a powerhouse country you could just open your borders.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

OwlFancier posted:

Perhaps there is an alternative to conquering anywhere you feel is sufficiently counterrevolutionary. Perhaps if you are such a powerhouse country you could just open your borders.

Do both, whatever.

If you're going to condemn any foreign interventionism whatsoever you're basically rejecting the whole tradition of internationalism and a hell of a lot of extremely cool people who did extremely cool things. That's fine, but we're not going to see eye to eye on the subject.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I specifically said I have no real objection to international brigades, what I object to is the idea that if the soviets invade somewhere that is simply good because they are painted red which means they are the good guys regardless of anything that might suggest that structurally they are just another conquering bunch of twats.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
And I specially said that it would only be justified if it brought direct material benefits to the working class, not just cool red banners.

Which, in practice, the USSR did more often than it didn't, but that's another argument entirely

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






There’s a slight tendency to conflate Afghanistan and Iraq here. The invasion of Afghanistan wasn’t the US doing an imperialism out of nowhere like Iraq was, it was a reaction to a particularly devastating and traumatic terrorist attack; once the September 11 attacks happened, something like the invasion of Afghanistan was inevitable. As the US’s principal ally, the UK was also inevitably getting dragged into that.

Despite how ineffective the invasion has been at achieving every other goal, I think it probably did work at reminding governments how scary the US is when it takes the mask off. This is how I understand how conciliatory the 2021 Taliban are being in public; it looks very much like they’re worried about being attacked again and trying to avoid that from happening.

Shyrka
Feb 10, 2005

Small Boss likes to spin!

Gonzo McFee posted:

Afghanistan was one of those wars that kind of got forgotten after Iraq but we did just as many war crimes there as we did in Iraq to the point where people looked at us, looked at the Taliban and said "Maybe the Taliban aren't so bad".

I mean stories about guys that would shoot kids for fun that got pardoned by Trump, industrial scale heroin smuggling, a massively corrupt puppet government that laundered billions into their own pockets, wedding parties blown up, innocent people murdered and tortured because of bad intel or just because the people doing so felt like it and where America felt necessary turning over control of a region to warlords and knowingly allowing them to rape children. I'll never forget when a guy I went to school with who did tours of Afghanistan drunkenly breaking down in tears telling me and some random Muslim guy he was ordered to ignore the rapes of children even though it was plain to see what was happening. He of course was explaining why he hated Muslims rather than any grand realisation about his time in the army but it definitely left a mark.

Yeah, I know a guy who was in Afghanistan and Iraq with the US army and one time he got talking about how they're all pedos over there and they just had to accept it, except he wrapped it up in 'political correctness gone mad' talking points about how they had to accept that as the culture rather than recognising that those were the ones the US had chosen to support and enable.

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.
Having refused to take a phone call while on annual leave our whatever, is Dominic Raab now to the left of the Labour party?

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
I'd read a lot of defences about Raab that said it was OK because he got a deputy to make the call. I'm sure all of those people will be joining in on the condemnation now it turns out that actually no one could be bothered to make the call

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
So by next month a Green party could have ministerial roles for the first time ever in the UK. That might be good (or a disater for them).

https://twitter.com/GlennBBC/status/1428612873819938818

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
18 questions? Does Keith actually realise he's a politician not a barrister?

https://twitter.com/joepike/status/1428436812037599232

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Thought you said barista at first.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Why would anyone expect Raab to make a phone call anyway?
Or want him to?

He's thick as pigshit

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

peanut- posted:

18 questions? Does Keith actually realise he's a politician not a barrister?
this is the day Forensic Kieth became the true Leader of the Opposition. how can Raab resist such a pummeling onslaught??

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


keep punching joe posted:

So by next month a Green party could have ministerial roles for the first time ever in the UK. That might be good (or a disater for them).

https://twitter.com/GlennBBC/status/1428612873819938818

Doesn't it need to go to the members?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

they’re going to try to start blaming a junior minister, which gives the impression it’s some 20 something intern on their first day but in reality it’s a 50 year old drunkard careerist

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

forkboy84 posted:

Doesn't it need to go to the members?

Deals is to be ANNOUNCED today, members expected to ratify it this weekend at an EGM (not a member so don't know the mechanics).

keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Aug 20, 2021

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Not a typo, this is actually how you get a ministerial position in the UK.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Commie posters being so gung ho on killing people and invading countries is why I only have communist thoughts not communist praxis
Plus the dumb anarchists are right and the problem is inherent to States




I don't actually think they care about this anymore. I think Iraq used to be shameful for them but they've only ever been rewarded for it and everyone is still just as pro war if not more than in 2003

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
lol, goddamn.

https://twitter.com/aarjanistan/status/1428399789784420364?s=21

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
lmao

92% off this air-fryer, which now costs £4 and has free delivery. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08DHWW5ZN/ref=ox_sc_act_image_2?smid=A3LIQKCSRXRK64&psc=1&tag=bb4bmlaura-21

limit 1 per transaction, but you can just repeat the transaction :lol:

suffice to say it's the #1 best seller right now. someone's made a baaad mistake.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

lmao

92% off this air-fryer, which now costs £4 and has free delivery. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08DHWW5ZN/ref=ox_sc_act_image_2?smid=A3LIQKCSRXRK64&psc=1&tag=bb4bmlaura-21

limit 1 per transaction, but you can just repeat the transaction :lol:

suffice to say it's the #1 best seller right now. someone's made a baaad mistake.

drat it's £24 delivery to Ireland otherwise I'd buy 10. I already evangelise about airfryers to my mates anyway. Yes I'm a deeply sad oval office

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

lmao

92% off this air-fryer, which now costs £4 and has free delivery. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08DHWW5ZN/ref=ox_sc_act_image_2?smid=A3LIQKCSRXRK64&psc=1&tag=bb4bmlaura-21

limit 1 per transaction, but you can just repeat the transaction :lol:

suffice to say it's the #1 best seller right now. someone's made a baaad mistake.

Hit Buy Now, hopefully this works, thanks.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

lmao

92% off this air-fryer, which now costs £4 and has free delivery. https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08DHWW5ZN/ref=ox_sc_act_image_2?smid=A3LIQKCSRXRK64&psc=1&tag=bb4bmlaura-21

limit 1 per transaction, but you can just repeat the transaction :lol:

suffice to say it's the #1 best seller right now. someone's made a baaad mistake.

I imagine they'll just cancel all these orders but gently caress it I'll fry some air if I can.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I would assume somewhere between the first and 200th time this exact pricing mistake happened before with an expensive item amazon would have added a take-backsies option in its small print by now

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
In case you didn't know, a 'remaster' of Quake came out yesterday. It's a free update if you have the game on Steam, so if you feel like dying in higher resolution with Trent Reznor's original score serenading you as you ice skate around the maps, go for it.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Angepain posted:

I would assume somewhere between the first and 200th time this exact pricing mistake happened before with an expensive item amazon would have added a take-backsies option in its small print by now

You can keep thinking but I'm going to be having the last laugh when I'm frying up a g--



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :negative:

Ma... maybe my other 3 orders will go through..??

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Jel Shaker posted:

they’re going to try to start blaming a junior minister, which gives the impression it’s some 20 something intern on their first day but in reality it’s a 50 year old drunkard careerist

Well its Zac Goldsmith who is absolutely as bad as anyone could have guessed, these idiots don't seem to understand that even if you do delegate a role and some wazzock fucks it up, it's still the responsibility of the person who did the delegating. But on this island England, Zac will put out a press release saying he delegated it to an even more junior person, so that we might finally have the head of the true culprit (the cleaning lady, perhaps).

I did have a look on twitter, the bootlickers say it's not Raab's fault and it didn't matter anyway (I think it's clear they're saying the interpreters don't matter). Bonus points for the one dedicated account saying how hard Raab works, but I think they're satire. They do like ending their posts with clown smileys, hard to resist the urge to tell them to stop signing their tweets...

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

how do you expect her to girlboss on a meagre 80k p/a (+plus expenses in excess of 100k to run her offices)

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stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

You can keep thinking but I'm going to be having the last laugh when I'm frying up a g--



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :negative:

Ma... maybe my other 3 orders will go through..??

Mine's survived so far. Maybe it's just people who ordered more than one?

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