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JURASSIC EXPRESS VS BUCKS 44 36.97%
STING AND DARBY VS 2.0 35 29.41%
SAMMY VS SPEARS 29 24.37%
PENELOPE VS THUNDER 3 2.52%
JERICHO VS MJF 8 6.72%
Total: 119 votes
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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
"I'm not a punk. I'm not a genre of music. I'm a man - Phil Brooks"

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Karma Tornado posted:

yeah my VPN apparently isn't good enough at tricking Fite into thinking I'm Australian anymore so I'm staring at bleacher report's absolute rats nest of terrible links trying to figure this out, too

step one was realizing you cant use your old br login, you have to make a new account with your phone (??) first, then link your previous email used for br to the new br

i still havent figured it out how to buy all out yet

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Rarity posted:

Oh cool CM Punk will be watching tonight's Rampage as well :unsmith:

no he said he was going to the heels debut :confused:

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

graph posted:

step one was realizing you cant use your old br login, you have to make a new account with your phone (??) first, then link your previous email used for br to the new br

i still havent figured it out how to buy all out yet

I don't think you can yet.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Shinjobi posted:

It's gonna be cool when Chicago Man Phil appears and announces his new line of wrestling ice cream bars

someone on dynamite had a sign demanding aew bars haha

e: those wwf bars were loving delicious if you never got the chance to try one, the cookie part was like a soft snickerdoodle

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

rotinaj posted:

It’s a good match, but boy, I wish Emi would stop doing the Freddie Mercury stuff and get different ring music.

Sometimes, you have to live w/ disappointments.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

graph posted:

e: those wwf bars were loving delicious if you never got the chance to try one, the cookie part was like a soft snickerdoodle
wonder if they sell unopened boxes of them on ebay

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Emi's chops might be the most brutal out of everyone on the roster. I don't even mind the Queen stuff, but I hope she breaks out the evil anime laugh on TV soon.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



CombineThresher posted:

Emi's chops might be the most brutal out of everyone on the roster. I don't even mind the Queen stuff, but I hope she breaks out the evil anime laugh on TV soon.

Yeah that was when I seriously perked up. She really leaned into those chops.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I want these ice creams to be available with some AEW branding. They had this for the wrestlers when they came to Charlotte.

https://youtu.be/PhMAsyO_B_k?t=600

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/ChrisVanVliet/status/1428755929332281348?s=19

Wrap it up AEW-ailures

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Still thinking about the name “LuLu Pencil” and smiling.

Penis Army

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Kenny will be spotted wearing a shirt like this soon, of course.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005


https://twitter.com/iamjohnpollock/status/1428756157850693634?s=21

so it’s test

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

CaptainApathyUK posted:

Just dipping in to remind everyone that Miseria Cantare is loving great, and I'll be a tiny bit sad that it won't be used.
I don't know how this is possible but somehow Davey Havok sounds even more whiny and nasal in retrospect than he did in 2003.

Living Colour on the other hand is pretty timeless, and Vernon Reid can still shred.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



He lied to you and to your teeth, chris

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

sticklefifer posted:

I don't know how this is possible but somehow Davey Havok sounds even more whiny and nasal in retrospect than he did in 2003.

Living Colour on the other hand is pretty timeless, and Vernon Reid can still shred.

Sorry but CM Punk's new theme is Sirius by the Alan Parsons Project.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
"EXCUSE ME! EXCUUUUUUUSE ME!! MY CLIENT PHIL PUNK DEMANDS YOU SHUT UP"


Vickie Guerrero at 10:02pm tonight

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

TK is excited to use Rampage the First Dance as the stage to announce AEW's first show in Des Moines, Iowa

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Lid posted:

yo stab now that Your Boys are signed can you go and yell at Mike Bailey

I HAVE yelled at Bailey. I mean it's only a matter of time when he lands somewhere.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
excited for chicago native and Fuego's brother Samuray Del Sol tonite

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

https://twitter.com/IsTestStillDead/status/1427969309918199808?s=20

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


Ok I was pretty sure Punk was showing up but now I’m officially convinced it is a swerve

FakePoet
Feb 6, 2006

Woo. Pig. Sooie.


Hot Rope Guy
Music hits and out comes...Tony Khan!

"I am now an on-screen character."

He leaves. Fade to black.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Count me among the people who not that long ago said "AEW doesn't need CM Punk" and who is now super hyped to see him on Rampage.

I'm gonna be totally honest, a large part of that is because I really want to see him go to AEW and be hugely successful just so he can stick it to Vince and his cronies and basically rub their noses in it. As others have pointed out ITT, Vince killed off a lot of people's love of wrestling, and it stayed dead until AEW and Big Biceps Tony helped bring it back; so any success that AEW gets that makes WWE look bad, I'm 1000% happy about. And the fact that BBT does it while apparently being a really nice, considerate, and enthusiastic kind of guy just makes it that much sweeter to see whenever old carny rear end in a top hat Vince gets shook about AEW's success.

I'm also excited because Punk's a Chicago boy, and growing up a couple of hours away from the Windy City, I've watched a lot of Chicago TV over the years. Although I sadly can't be there in person tonight, I got a 12-pack of Pepsi in preparation for Rampage tonight :cool:.

Speaking of Chicago-area TV, here's an early appearance by a really young CM Punk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0xQb1G2oUw

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



FakePoet posted:

Music hits and out comes...Tony Khan!

"I am now an on-screen character."

He leaves. Fade to black.

QT comes out after that:

"YOU'RE ALL HIRED!"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames



Punk's new gimmick confirmed.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



sticklefifer posted:




Punk's new gimmick confirmed.

CM Punk vs Kidd Bandit feud confirmed

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

MassRafTer posted:

Sorry but CM Punk's new theme is Sirius by the Alan Parsons Project.

I think there's a non- zero chance this is true, at least tonight

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



Sydney Bottocks posted:

Speaking of Chicago-area TV, here's an early appearance by a really young CM Punk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0xQb1G2oUw

Motherfucker got to be on Bozo?! Now I hate him, I never got to be on Bozo.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

chris van vliet 200% has a cm punk interview in the can ready to loving drop any day now

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



Le Saboteur posted:

Super annoying that Rampage isn't showing in Canada on TSN until 11pm. Guess I'm going to have to find an illegal stream for this one.

I think the TSN app will show it live. You can log in with your cable login and cast it to your tv

https://twitter.com/iamjohnpollock/status/1425888400666767364?s=21

Dacap fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Aug 20, 2021

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

i just want everyone to remember that Pepsi is in fact the taste of the carolinas

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
I'm interested in what they'll do with him going forward. I've always thought Heel Punk >>> Face Punk but given the circumstances I'm not sure how you can possibly expect crowds to boo him.

CaptainApathyUK posted:

Just dipping in to remind everyone that Miseria Cantare is loving great, and I'll be a tiny bit sad that it won't be used.

You're right and history will absolve people like you and I.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Never mind Punk, is Emi going to be there tonight?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

rantmo posted:

Motherfucker got to be on Bozo?! Now I hate him, I never got to be on Bozo.

If it helps, his aunt said that they'd waited 10 years for tickets, so Bozo held him down for one year longer than Vince did :v:

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

https://twitter.com/jeffgerstmann/status/1428765982277783555?s=21

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Pinwiz11 posted:

Never mind Punk, is Emi going to be there tonight?
TK: "CHICAGO! ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST IN WORLD?"

United Center crowd: "CM PUNK! CM PUNK!"

*cue the farting trumpets*

rantmo
Jul 30, 2003

A smile better suits a hero



Sydney Bottocks posted:

If it helps, his aunt said that they'd waited 10 years for tickets, so Bozo held him down for one year longer than Vince did :v:

My mom choreographed the Dancing Bozettes for a Bozo show at Great America so I at least got to meet them, but I did not get cookies, a bike, or a $100 bill so it was absolutely not worth it.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Dacap posted:

I think the TSN app will show it live. You can log in with your cable login and cast it to your tv

https://twitter.com/iamjohnpollock/status/1425888400666767364?s=21

Ah cool, looks like I can Chromecast that to my TV at 10pm then.

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