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Sister and boyfriend both popped positive, both double vaxxed. Both lost sense of smell which is a shame because they're wonderful cooks. Hope it doesn't last too long. Also sister tested negative which says quite a bit about the quality of the tests I am so tired of explaining to my family that repeatedly claiming "vaccines work" is not a way out of the crisis. Made some headway pointing to China's success despite having the relatively ineffective Sinovac Unironically if Americans all had WeChat none of this would have happened. We could've just used that contract tracing mini program
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Aug 20, 2021 20:08
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Kid comes in to get tested and lists his name as just "Richardson". We find out he was hiding his first name, "Anakin".
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Aug 20, 2021 20:09
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please report to HR suck and gently caress friday is cancelled
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Aug 20, 2021 20:10
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God's Not Dead is loving hilarious, watch it.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:11
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platzapS posted:Kid comes in to get tested and lists his name as just "Richardson". We find out he was hiding his first name, "Anakin". Dick Vader
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quote:Last year, our school community came together during the most challenging of times, and we My kids school succeeds in spite of Sleepy Joe Biden's failure to do anything.
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platzapS posted:Kid comes in to get tested and lists his name as just "Richardson". We find out he was hiding his first name, "Anakin". I knew someone who named his kid Anakin. The guy was a real dumbass who thought the Robocop remake was good
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Aug 20, 2021 20:13
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platzapS posted:Kid comes in to get tested and lists his name as just "Richardson". We find out he was hiding his first name, "Anakin". Lmao his parents are hateful dorks.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:14
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Lacrosse posted:lol just read this on reddit. It's a snippet of a paywalled WaPo article. Just like the information sharing failures of 9/11
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Aug 20, 2021 20:15
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Iron Crowned posted:Hell yeah! I got my 2009 DUI thrown out because they scheduled a cop funeral for my court date. One weird trick!
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Aug 20, 2021 20:15
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Pillowpants posted:My kids school succeeds in spite of Sleepy Joe Biden's failure to do anything. It's still pretty incredible to me that they got people to not only swallow the 3ft poo poo, but also keep it going in spite of all the school closures. That, more than anything else to me, is a clear statement that it's more important to give people free babysitters so they can go out and die for Number than it is to keep kids safe.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:15
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platzapS posted:Kid comes in to get tested and lists his name as just "Richardson". We find out he was hiding his first name, "Anakin". Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - ANAKIN. Many such cases!
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Aug 20, 2021 20:17
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Pillowpants posted:My coworker and her husband were not vaccinated (She has since gotten her first shot of moderna) Were CHB and CHB's Wife vaxxed?
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Aug 20, 2021 20:17
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Is there anyone here that doesn't know someone with a breakthrough case at this point?
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Aug 20, 2021 20:19
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mod sassinator posted:watch them pivot to throw Lollapalooza under the bus as they loudly proclaim "it's NOT school, it's DEFINITELY Lollapalooza!!" just remembering lori lightfoot blaming people gathering at home to insist bars are safe
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DoombatINC posted:Healthy young child goes to doctor, gets pumped with massive shot of many vaccines, doesn't feel good and changes - ANAKIN. Many such cases!
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Aug 20, 2021 20:20
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Been sitting a half hour now waiting for my grocery pickup and I'm not even to the part where they ask me for my name yet. They have not staffed up at all for the big increase in online orders.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:20
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Lacrosse posted:lol just read this on reddit. It's a snippet of a paywalled WaPo article. Pfizer: Hey bro, people are gonna need some more shots CDC: *smirks, pushes up glasses* I think not  **1 month later** CDC: Oh poo poo
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Aug 20, 2021 20:21
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you ever dance with DeSantis in the pale moonlight? https://twitter.com/DavePuglisiTV/status/1428785401897050115?s=20
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Aug 20, 2021 20:23
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uber_stoat posted:you ever dance with DeSantis in the pale moonlight? the most critical issue facing florida is masks, however
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Aug 20, 2021 20:25
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StashAugustine posted:alright goons I am two degrees of separation from Covid and I need advice: a contractor at work was reported positive early in the week, just today the maintenance guy who was working with him also tested positive and my day shift co-worker got sent home (we're in the same office for a few hours on shift change). I'm fully vaccinated (my coworker isn't) but I'm gonna see if I can get tested asap. My one worry is that idk how early the testing can pick up on it- if it comes back negative how reliably clean am I? Covid isn't shy. If you're gonna get got, you'll know sooner than later.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:25
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That's really, really bad! But lol the mayor's name is Bud Dyer.
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uber_stoat posted:you ever dance with DeSantis in the pale moonlight? jesus christ
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uber_stoat posted:you ever dance with DeSantis in the pale moonlight? Lmao the federal government might as well not even exist if they don't do poo poo about Desantis. They will not do poo poo about Desantis
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Aug 20, 2021 20:26
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This is really insane. https://twitter.com/DavePuglisiTV/status/1428785670982709252?s=19
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Aug 20, 2021 20:27
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You cant cut back on covid! You will regret this!
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Aug 20, 2021 20:28
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Zisky posted:This is really insane.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:28
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Zisky posted:This is really insane. 
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me sowing: lmao hell yeah me reaping: aaauuugh*dies of simultaneous covid and dysentery*
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Aug 20, 2021 20:30
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Bezos used some of that LOX to high-five space 
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Aug 20, 2021 20:31
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Zisky posted:That's really, really bad! But lol the mayor's name is Bud Dyer. ahahahaha
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Aug 20, 2021 20:32
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Feel Good Friday post: https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1428732648218783746?s=20
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Aug 20, 2021 20:32
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Jesus lol things are really bad! Edit: obligatory "gently caress the CDC" what the gently caress is going on over there
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Aug 20, 2021 20:33
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Zisky posted:This is really insane. People like to fantasize about what the collapse of the US will look like and imagine it being some huge, cataclysmic event. But it won’t be. It’ll be a flood of small, unforeseen, isolated failures like this. They’ll force population shift that will put strain on the system and create even more small, unforeseen, isolated collapses. The places that survive will be the ones with enough existing institutional stability to weather and stabilize it. But as the displaced move and crowd into cities, the same impulses that led them to destroy their old homes will infect their new ones. Florida is not a place; it is a mindset. And it will move north.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:34
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Click here to donate a Dasani DeSantis hydrationeron to an unvaccinated chud.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:35
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FizFashizzle posted:People like to fantasize about what the collapse of the US will look like and imagine it being some huge, cataclysmic event. I hate that I know you're right.
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Aug 20, 2021 20:35
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this is my new job now boss wanted to know if i made anything with this doodly program he's hot to use. nope. most of my day is just an exercise in bullshitting since i have no middle management.
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