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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Elfface posted:

He makes them go fast by telling them it's a 'Speed' situation. When it's time to get off, he disarms the bomb and lets them stop.

What they don't know is that he had the bomb all along.

Forget Cruise, he's got enough franchises. Call Sandra Bullock!

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I am glad that conni has learned the error of her counterrevolutionary ways from earlier installments.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Humphreys posted:

And who needs beer when I have 5 litres of Isopropyl alcohol sloshing around on my workbench (yes I know it's toxic, and yes I have ventilation and a mask on)

it's not really that toxic

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Vibes of dorks that pass me on my bicycle at red lights and then block the lane at 29 km/h for the rest of the trip.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

teethgrinder posted:

Vibes of dorks that pass me on my bicycle at red lights and then block the lane at 29 km/h for the rest of the trip.

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.


As someone who moved to Europe from the US, I'd enjoy this immensely.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

See also: every loving cooking blog

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Azhais posted:

See also: every loving cooking blog

Procrastine
Mar 30, 2011


Azhais posted:

See also: every loving cooking blog

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker




I rickrolled my company's Zoom meeting this morning. :smuggo:






Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Calling the contractor and demanding my interior looks like it has something positively tropical

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

This describes a real number of (mostly pleasant) young women.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




Why do all the O's have umlauts on them

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Data Graham posted:

Why do all the O's have umlauts on them

They only learned one thing in school

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
I will never not pronounce all umlauts. Motörhead will never not sound funny.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

they learned abert the ermlerts in skerl.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


The shitlord who made this meeme thinks there exists good craft beer. Death to the,m.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The shitlord who made this meeme thinks there exists good craft beer. Death to the,m.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


lol

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Data Graham posted:

Why do all the O's have umlauts on them

um hello, circle circle dot dot, now i have the cooties shot

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

teethgrinder posted:

Vibes of dorks that pass me on my bicycle at red lights and then block the lane at 29 km/h for the rest of the trip.

You forgot to add the other pic of this bike.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The shitlord who made this meeme thinks there exists good craft beer. Death to the,m.

“Wet Hops”

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Especially accurate considering a lot of people's reactions are confined to just crossing their fingers

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Yoshi Wins posted:

um hello, circle circle dot dot, now i have the cooties shot

okay now explain all the dotted "I"

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

FFT posted:

okay now explain all the dotted "I"

Aurora Borealis.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.
‘Home of’ loving lol layers like a ogre

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Humphreys posted:

And who needs beer when I have 5 litres of Isopropyl alcohol sloshing around on my workbench (yes I know it's toxic, and yes I have ventilation and a mask on)

Lol one of my recent job sites had a 55 gallon drum of ethanol sitting around for solvent purposes. I joked to a colleague that if the end of the world came, I knew where to go to party till it ran out.

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Oct 30, 2009

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mind the walrus posted:

I mean, being gay seems pretty innate and it's great that young people feel freer than ever to embrace their LGBTQ+ sides, but if I got endless amounts of poo poo from manchildren when I was 14 for the crime of being 14 I'd have a pretty low opinion of that gender too.

I mean, yes, but on the other hand it was a bad song

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

oldpainless posted:

I mean, yes, but on the other hand it was a bad song

Wait until you hear [insert any band with a white male singer after 2000]

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Oct 30, 2009

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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Wait until you hear [insert any band with a white male singer after 2000]

Sorry but My Chemical Romance owns

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

oldpainless posted:

Sorry but My Chemical Romance owns

LMAO

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

oldpainless posted:

Sorry but My Chemical Romance owns

More like oldokayless.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

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