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Jun 5, 2024 08:36
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- nut
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the angles in the mirror that really make it look like i have no rear end
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Aug 21, 2021 00:16
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- google THIS
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You are transforming into a shriveled old person at an average rate
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Aug 21, 2021 00:54
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A monster that sneaks into your bedroom at night and rubs an ice cube down your spine
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Aug 21, 2021 03:02
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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your teeth always fall out aroundthe end of the month. but it’s okay, they grow back. they always grow back.
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 21, 2021 03:10
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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forever hangnail :-/
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 21, 2021 03:10
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- FactsAreUseless
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Junji Ito village where everyone has the same thumbprint
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Aug 21, 2021 03:17
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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The blob, but instead of eating you it just clings to your upper lip so you have to smell it all the time.
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Aug 21, 2021 03:34
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- google THIS
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Jeff Goldblum is: The Guy
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Aug 21, 2021 03:41
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- cruft
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This one hair keeps falling in your eye, no matter how you style your hair. But it's not a huge problem since you wear glasses.
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Aug 21, 2021 04:29
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- FutonForensic
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you ever gotten a skin tag
hosed up right
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Aug 21, 2021 04:31
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- Harold Fjord
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Inverted follicles.
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Aug 21, 2021 04:51
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- The Voice of Labor
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occasional nagging thought that your body is composed of bits of all the animals you've ever eaten
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Aug 21, 2021 05:25
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Vagina dentata of the mouth
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Aug 21, 2021 08:23
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- PostsYouCanDanceTo
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Your pee always smells like cinnamon toast crunch.
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Aug 21, 2021 08:46
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- Finger Prince
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Beet+asparagus pee except you don't remember eating beets and asparagus and then you remember oh yeah I had that beet and asparagus salad for lunch yesteday.
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Aug 21, 2021 13:09
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- Finger Prince
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Standing in the shower... I look down... Eyes go wide... Goddamn these pubes are getting a little out of control.
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Aug 21, 2021 16:38
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Jun 5, 2024 08:36
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- Percy Teatwillow
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let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young
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Butt looking a little saggy but only on one cheek
THANK U Heather Papps !!
Gluehead posted:
i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me
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Aug 21, 2021 16:45
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