incredibly mild body horror

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biosterous

one of your eyebrow hairs is really thick and like 50% longer than the rest. if you cut it or tweeze it, it grows back overnight (but never any longer or thicker than before)

when you crack your jaw it sounds like breaking glass, but you don't really need to crack it very often

new freckles appear and disappear on your torso every day but they spell out affirmations that are almost-but-not-quite condescending

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:14

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

every couple of weeks you need to cut away a horn like growth on your fingers and toes

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:15

nut

the angles in the mirror that really make it look like i have no rear end

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

i went thru a teleporter and now i have herpes

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:36

xcheopis

nut posted:

the angles in the mirror that really make it look like i have no rear end

a sweet dream come true

Fifteen years taking prescriptions
Now a shrink like, "I dunno, maybe get a kitten"

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:48

google THIS

You are transforming into a shriveled old person at an average rate

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:54

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

A monster that sneaks into your bedroom at night and rubs an ice cube down your spine

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:02

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

your teeth always fall out aroundthe end of the month. but it�s okay, they grow back. they always grow back.

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:10

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

forever hangnail :-/

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:10

FactsAreUseless

Junji Ito village where everyone has the same thumbprint

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

nut posted:

the angles in the mirror that really make it look like i have no rear end

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:18

biosterous

going through the amigara fault hole and when you come out the other side one of your eyes is slightly higher than the other (it's not noticeable unless you point it out)

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he/him

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:20

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

The blob, but instead of eating you it just clings to your upper lip so you have to smell it all the time.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:34

google THIS

Percy Teatwillow posted:

forever hangnail :-/

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:40

google THIS

Jeff Goldblum is: The Guy

# ? Aug 21, 2021 03:41

cruft

This one hair keeps falling in your eye, no matter how you style your hair. But it's not a huge problem since you wear glasses.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 04:29

FutonForensic

you ever gotten a skin tag

hosed up right

# ? Aug 21, 2021 04:31

Harold Fjord

Inverted follicles.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 04:51

The Voice of Labor

occasional nagging thought that your body is composed of bits of all the animals you've ever eaten

# ? Aug 21, 2021 05:25

Tiny Myers: say hello to my little friend

There's a little blood spot under one of your toenails except it never grows out with the rest of the nail it just stays there looking gross

Thank you How Wonderful! for the autumn sig!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 06:27

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Vagina dentata of the mouth

# ? Aug 21, 2021 08:23

PostsYouCanDanceTo

Your pee always smells like cinnamon toast crunch.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 08:46

Ass-penny

FutonForensic posted:

you ever gotten a skin tag

hosed up right

I keep playing with one on my neck.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 09:35

Ass-penny

PostsYouCanDanceTo posted:

Your pee always smells like cinnamon toast crunch.

this hosed me up

# ? Aug 21, 2021 09:36

Finger Prince

Beet+asparagus pee except you don't remember eating beets and asparagus and then you remember oh yeah I had that beet and asparagus salad for lunch yesteday.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 13:09

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

rear end-penny posted:

this hosed me up

i also feel a mixture of ways about this one and none of them are good

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 21, 2021 14:52

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Your skin is perfectly normal except your elbows are ashy as gently caress no matter how much lotion you put on, and your judgy cousin can't stop staring.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 14:58

Manifisto

hairs that erupt directly out of your skin

hosed up uvula that looks like ronald reagan

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:22

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

A birthmark that looks like a profile on silhouette of famed singer songwriter Yusuf Islam beneath your left nipple

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Every fart tickles the skin tag near your anus and you've just eaten two bowls of your mother's famous bean chili

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:28

Heather Papps: hello friend

third nostril

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Butt looking a little saggy but only on one cheek

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Toenails curl upward and grow at a rate of 8mm/day

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:31

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

One big nip, one small nip, pointing two different directions

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

Mormon Nailer posted:

One big nip, one small nip, pointing two different directions

they're both on your back

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:33

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Your dick is perfectly normal, extremely average, and skinless.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

sticky tears

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:38

Finger Prince

Standing in the shower... I look down... Eyes go wide... Goddamn these pubes are getting a little out of control.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Feeling a little itchy on my inner thigh, but only during sales meetings.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:41

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:24

Percy Teatwillow: let us go out this evening for pleasure, for the night is still young

Mormon Nailer posted:

Butt looking a little saggy but only on one cheek

THANK U Heather Papps !!

Gluehead posted:

i met snow at a restaurant once and i was like 'man, informer is a really good song!' and he just looked up from the bowl of french onion soup he was eating, mouthed the words 'gently caress off' and then he gave me the finger twice with boths hands, then crossed the two fingers to make a cross and aimed it at me

# ? Aug 21, 2021 16:45

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