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Loucks: May 21, 2007; It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

College Rockout posted:

The point was that private practice pediatricians have a lot more leeway to administer off-label medications and at lower doses than pediatricians at free clinics or hospitals would have. Access won't be limited to the rich but it would almost certainly be excluded from the poor. Trying to find a amenable doctor with no insurance is not something they can afford.

Can't find the amount of uninsured children for 0-12 but the rate for 0-18 in 2019 was 5.7%

Oh yeah this is completely true and yet another reason why things are absolutely hosed. Lots more kids are going to die or suffer from long-lasting if not actually permanent effects thanks to the brutality inherent to capitalism. It�s infuriating.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:51

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# ? May 23, 2024 12:21

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

As I left the hospital after doing a lung scan on a covid patient who is rapidly deteriorating and probably won't make it, I went down the hallway with hr. They posted on the walls the hundreds of letters from the local inner city kids thanking us for being health care heroes. All I could think of was how we failed them and got all choked up the rest of the walk back to my car. Getting all snotty right now thinking about it again.

Humanity is the cruelest joke.

if it makes you feel better those kids were told what to write and it was a school assignment and they don't actually feel like that. You didn't let anybody down. You're trying.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:51

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Nodelphi posted:

ER goon update: It finally happened, woke up feeling fine but as the day progressed I started feeling bad so I got tested and I�m positive.

I think we�ve waited too long to do boosters. I was a first round vaccination as I�m an ER doc. Be careful out there goons.

Just rest. Take it easy. Post through it so we know you're ok.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:53

frh: Dec 6, 2014; Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1428076221427032067

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:54

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Hot Zones: State Rankings
(7-Day Deaths Per 100,000)
1) 8.37 Louisiana
2) 6.96 Mississippi
3) 6.41 Florida
4) 6.14 Arkansas
5) 4.58 Nevada
6) 3.88 Alabama
7) 3.20 South Carolina
8) 2.90 Texas
9) 2.79 Missouri
10) 2.77 Wyoming
11) 2.70 Tennessee
12) 2.51 Idaho
13) 2.15 Montana
14) 2.07 Oklahoma
15) 2.02 Georgia
16) 1.92 North Carolina
17) 1.52 Washington
18) 1.52 Oregon
19) 1.46 Indiana
20) 1.45 Delaware
21) 1.44 West Virginia
22) 1.35 Maine
23) 1.34 Kentucky
24) 1.33 Utah
25) 1.32 Arizona
26) 1.24 Kansas
27) 1.22 Alaska
28) 1.05 New Mexico
29) 0.99 Michigan
30) 0.97 Illinois
31) 0.94 California
32) 0.85 Hawaii
33) 0.77 Pennsylvania
34) 0.76 Rhode Island
35) 0.71 Maryland
36) 0.71 District of Columbia
37) 0.68 South Dakota
38) 0.67 Wisconsin
39) 0.67 Colorado
40) 0.65 Virginia
41) 0.64 Vermont
42) 0.64 New Jersey
43) 0.64 Connecticut
44) 0.61 New York
45) 0.58 Ohio
46) 0.57 Massachusetts
47) 0.52 North Dakota
48) 0.51 Iowa
49) 0.48 Minnesota
50) 0.36 Nebraska
51) 0.22 New Hampshire
1.91 U.S. Average

From Iowa vacationing in Minnesota. Feeling great. :dukedog:

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:54

Ebola Roulette: Sep 13, 2010; No matter what you ~~win~~ ~~lose~~ ragepiss.

With FDA approval I wonder if schools and colleges will start adding the vaccine to the mandatory list of shots

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:55

RembrandtQEinstein: Jul 1, 2009; A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.

Mr Hootington posted:

From Iowa vacationing in Minnesota. Feeling great.

Give it a few weeks, lol. State fair (which starts Aug 26th) is gonna make poo poo explode.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:56

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

shyduck posted:

https://twitter.com/ashtonpittman/status/1428841380126855172?s=19

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:56

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Blooster posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1428076221427032067

It's me, the guy who thinks his local walmart pharmacist is in on the global conspiracy to kill half the population through vaccines

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:57

wolfs: Jul 17, 2001; posted by squid gang

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1428402864507035656?s=21

be careful goons

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:57

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Ebola Roulette posted:

With FDA approval I wonder if schools and colleges will start adding the vaccine to the mandatory list of shots

too late to really matter, most start in the next two weeks. but a lot already had mandates (universities at least)

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:57

Glumwheels: Jan 25, 2003; https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Today

Yesterday

Since Jul 26
https://imgur.com/a/j5Ag7mG

I just I�ve the way the south is exploding out to the rest of the US with infection.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:59

ricecult: Oct 2, 2012

wolfs posted:

be careful, m'goons

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:59

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

triple sulk posted:

rip to the tipshat guy

# ? Aug 21, 2021 00:59

Shitpostradomus: Sep 19, 2020; by sebmojo

we don't want y'all to get executed for just doing your job here at walmart but

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:01

nomad2020: Jan 30, 2007

wolfs posted:

be careful, m'goons

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:02

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Glumwheels posted:

I just I�ve the way the south is exploding out to the rest of the US with infection.

Consequences? For my actions?

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:02

Captain Magic: Apr 4, 2005; Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

my dudes, I have to say I do not like covid

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:03

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Cybernetic Crumb

fits my needs posted:

https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1428844293872136194?s=20

Pictured: A woman mourns a lost job

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:05

Coldrice: Jan 20, 2006

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Today

Yesterday

Since Jul 26
https://imgur.com/a/j5Ag7mG

Florida looking more Phallic than usual here

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:07

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

wolfs posted:

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1428402864507035656?s=21

be careful goons

Our heroes fall

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:07

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Coldrice posted:

Florida looking more Phallic than usual here

If that's what your dick looks like then Covid is not your most pressing problem.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:09

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgkVRsTMoFw

i needed this thank you blessed algorithm

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:10

Pillowpants: Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/patricklsimpson/status/1428872098584346625?s=21

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:11

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

Blooster posted:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1428076221427032067

Strong Brownshirt energy

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:13

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

it's going to own when desantis personally serves eviction notice papers to the school board members after waiting them out for 3 months or so

maybe joe should do something?

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:13

Atrocious Joe: Sep 2, 2011

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

It's me, the guy who thinks his local walmart pharmacist is in on the global conspiracy to kill half the population through vaccines

there's precedent

this is how anti-communist killings worked

also Jewish pogroms

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:14

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Asproigerosis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgkVRsTMoFw

i needed this thank you blessed algorithm

I was like, "Why isn't he petting the kitty?" But then he did.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:15

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

The pharmacist is just following orders

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:15

Pardot: Jul 25, 2001

empty whippet box posted:

I just realized the flaming lips are playing literally one block from my apartment at an outdoor amphitheater, and I can sit outside and hear them just fine. walked around and saw very few people wearing masks in the line to get in! imagine paying money to give yourself covid when you could literally not go near anyone instead. gently caress it, I haven't heard live music in drat near two years and we literally don't need to be near anyone at all so im seeing no downside here

Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:16

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

mod sassinator posted:

everything is so dumb

https://patch.com/florida/sarasota/school-district-employees-declared-essential-workers-asplen

everything is so dumb

Quarantine at work

Quarantine at work

QUARANTINE AT WORK

QUARANTINE AT WORK

QUARANTINE AT WORK

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:16

Pillowpants: Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1428867615422812166?s=21

hospitalizations have really slowed this week - or people are just dying outside.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:16

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Real Mean Queen posted:

Quarantine at work

Quarantine at work

QUARANTINE AT WORK

QUARANTINE AT WORK

QUARANTINE AT WORK

put an iron gate in front of schools with "Quarant�ne am Arbeitsplatz" written on it

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:18

RoboChrist 9000: Dec 14, 2006; Mater Dolorosa

Pardot posted:

Do You Realize - that everyone you know someday will die

Not me. I've been alive a little more than 3 decades now. In that time millions of people have died, but I have not died even once. The logic and precedent is clear; I cannot die.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:18

skewetoo: Mar 30, 2003

Pillowpants posted:

https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1428867615422812166?s=21

hospitalizations have really slowed this week - or people are just dying outside.

Hospitals at capacity?

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:18

Loucks: May 21, 2007; It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

ngl the rise of anti-vax psychos is part of the reason why I never leave home without both an elastomeric respirator and a weapon these days. Even as a non-tiny dude who doesn�t really look like an easy mark I no longer trust that people won�t get violent over stupid poo poo like NPIs. It�s dire.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 01:19