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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > AEW Rampage Thread #2: Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
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ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

if your hairline is goin just shave your head do not be afraid I promise it will be ok

It won't though. You'll just wind up looking like half the other dudes on the planet.

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

Rest of commentary just rolling over him because he's talking too slowly lol

The commentary team of :cool:, :eng101:, :corsair: and :geno:

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Le Saboteur posted:

The tag match must have went way over time because it took like 20 minutes and these two matches barely had any time.

otoh jade cargill has had mostly squashes for a few months now and daniel garcia was never going to have a competitive 15 minute match taking jon moxley former aew champion to the limit

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

 this looks like a stepdad beating a child

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

DLC Inc posted:

ok I like Garcia now. Knew he couldnt ever beat this man in a fistfight so he went for technical holds and legit looks like the next ZSJ, this is a really decent showing for him

they're definitely building him up for Bryan's first meal

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 that bulldog sleeper is sweet

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
GIMME DAT NECK

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Ooof crowd booing his slip on the Sharpshooter

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

 i like that these three are so ballsy

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

smarxist posted:

lmao Mark Henry sounding like Hannibal Burress

He should come to every interview segment and just stand uncomfortably close behind the wrestlers as they're answering questions.

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MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
LET'S GO BRYAN

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Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo
Garcia is really good

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Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
That was a UWFi style finish.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

 Hurry up lol

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
GIMME CM PUNK AGAIN

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
CM PUNK INCOMING :siren:

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Double splash!

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
who know who would even the sides? cm punk

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

 that legit owned, Garcia was given a LOT here and I love his style

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

ChrisBTY posted:

It won't though. You'll just wind up looking like half the other dudes on the planet.

get lots of fun wigs

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 These boys can never escape Sting!

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 THEY'RE GONNA CLOSE WITH PUNK

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IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Wrestling.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

GIMME CM PUNK AGAIN

punks gone home

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
 Man that hour flew by. Thanks for spending another great night with AEW everybody!

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

 2.0 definitely said "we want to take ALL of sting's signature moves, together! and separate!"

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


 I love the coffin drop so much

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Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
punk, garcia & 2.0 vs mox, eddie, sting, and darby

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a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



 You gotta give people what they want

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

reignofevil posted:

Man that hour flew by. Thanks for spending another great night with AEW everybody!
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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Hot take: Jon Moxley kind of looks like poo poo and it actually was a mistake for him to cut the Ambrose hair off

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The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
2.0 have just rocketed to the goddamn moon this week

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

 send them home happy!

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

surf rock posted:

Hot take: Jon Moxley kind of looks like poo poo and it actually was a mistake for him to cut the Ambrose hair off

thats an atrocious take alright

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 fantastic show

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Ziggy Tzardust
Apr 7, 2006
 Oooooof that looked stiff

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Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Good showing from Garcia, but also :rip:

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 Mark why did you say "No, he's not"

Darby always does the Coffin drop

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RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


 What an amazing show

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

He should come to every interview segment and just stand uncomfortably close behind the wrestlers as they're answering questions.

I badly need Mark Henry to deadpan "This sucks, man" after the elite cheat or whatever

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