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Who What Now posted:Went in for an interview at a hospital I got the job!
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Who What Now posted:I got the job! Hurray!
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Aug 17, 2021 22:53
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larchesdanrew posted:
goddamn it, your making the rest of us look bad!
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Aug 18, 2021 05:56
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By popular demand posted:goddamn it, your making the rest of us look bad!  They have powerful selfie energy.
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Aug 18, 2021 05:58
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KakerMix posted:
Yesterday, I discovered that my ideal motorcycle aesthetic is "beater"   And content to keep the threadwolves at bay 
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Aug 18, 2021 14:35
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Are you Jordan Peele's long lost lighter cousin? I would not put it past Jordan Peele, he knows how to surprise the audience.
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Aug 18, 2021 15:01
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Gotta play that long game to keep people on their toes
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Aug 18, 2021 15:16
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Who What Now posted:I got the job! congrats, goon! By popular demand posted:goddamn it, your making the rest of us look bad!
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Aug 18, 2021 15:45
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Who What Now posted:I got the job! WELCOME 2
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Aug 18, 2021 16:06
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Who What Now posted:I got the job! Congrats!
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Aug 18, 2021 16:18
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Who What Now posted:I got the job!  I suspect summer is over now.
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Aug 20, 2021 15:16
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Where have all the goon days gone. Everyone’s getting old. 
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Aug 20, 2021 15:46
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Kaewan posted:Where have all the goon days gone. Everyone’s getting old. Anyway I'll use this excuse for another selfie. 
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Aug 20, 2021 16:40
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 Turning 35 next Wednesday. I would like to stop please. Also I got the promotion I applied for! I’m finally out of helpdesk 
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Aug 20, 2021 23:25
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Woebin posted:It's true, this Sunday will be my 35th birthday. Honestly mostly surprised I've lived this long, hoping to keep the streak going. Happy Early Birthday! I too turn 35 this year (on the 26th).
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Aug 20, 2021 23:33
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Dear God you're all so old.
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Aug 20, 2021 23:48
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Just like one foot in the grave old folks.
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Aug 20, 2021 23:49
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It's sad really.
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Aug 20, 2021 23:49
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I’m crumbling to dust as I type this cough cough
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Aug 20, 2021 23:50
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Me, 33 years young: Suck it, oldies! 
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Aug 20, 2021 23:53
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I'm old as gently caress at 31. I wanted to talk a selfie but going without sleep for two nights does not make my selfie confidence increase it turns out. I know, it surprised me too! Also goons are loving rad. Even the mod looks rad, which is pretty fucken bullshit as far as internet forums go. What a crock of poo poo.
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Aug 20, 2021 23:55
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Literally A Person posted:Suck it, oldies! Wow kids are so rude these days 
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Aug 20, 2021 23:56
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Literally A Person posted:Me, 33 years young: Can't say I'm surprised
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Aug 20, 2021 23:59
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UnSmith posted:Can't say I'm surprised 
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Aug 21, 2021 00:02
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I'm 30
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Aug 21, 2021 00:02
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<  >Up yours.
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Aug 21, 2021 00:08
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I haven't slept for three days lol On the plus sides my abs look loving banging right now, goddamn.
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Aug 21, 2021 00:18
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syntaxfunction posted:I haven't slept for three days lol Give abs pls E: Not a picture. I want abs. Give them to me so I don't have to work for them.
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Aug 21, 2021 00:19
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I'm 36 but this is the internet so I'm 24
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Aug 21, 2021 00:20
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syntaxfunction posted:On the plus sides my abs look loving banging right now, goddamn. Priorities 
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Aug 21, 2021 00:21
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I flash my abs or flex my biceps and cute girls suddenly get interested. What a bizarre turn of events. It's also a nice party trick to squat housemates. Also the lack of sleep is just a thing. Clinical acute insomnia since late childhood. I just live with it. My tits also apparently soothe 
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Aug 21, 2021 00:23
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I may not have got the job because I smoked weed a month and a half ago and the urine test was inconclusive 
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Aug 21, 2021 01:19
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Who What Now posted:I may not have got the job because I smoked weed a month and a half ago and the urine test was inconclusive Offer to retake the test. Maybe enough time has passed to make the test be conclusively negative. Or make up some bullshit about taking CBD (if it's legal in your state) and saying that might have messed with the results.
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Aug 21, 2021 01:21
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Who What Now posted:I may not have got the job because I smoked weed a month and a half ago and the urine test was inconclusive inconclusive isn't positive, they'll just have you retake it and syntax, tits are always soothing unless they're maddening
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Aug 21, 2021 01:32
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Who What Now posted:I may not have got the job because I smoked weed a month and a half ago and the urine test was inconclusive Inconclusive is usually something weird with the density. If it came back non-negative on the screening panel it goes to a GCMS tube and those things are never inconclusive, it gives poo poo down to the nanogram. Maybe, maybe it came in at a lower level on the GCMS than the screening cutoff is supposed to be but even then, you would have heard something. Other possibilities- it never made it to the lab because FedEx hosed up, someone in the lab spilled it, there was a paperwork fuckup. If it was something weed related you would know.
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Aug 21, 2021 01:36
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Who What Now posted:I may not have got the job because I smoked weed a month and a half ago and the urine test was inconclusive A month-and-a-half is more than enough time. For future reference you can just pop into a head shop and buy a bottle of fake piss. You want the one called quick fix. You need a little time before hand to warm it up.
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Aug 21, 2021 04:08
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Yeah this was NOT a situation I would have been able to sneak fake piss into.
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Aug 21, 2021 04:30
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lil eyedropper bottle full of fake piss taped onto the underside of your dick. ez pz.
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Aug 21, 2021 07:04
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Literally A Person posted:Me, 33 years young: wut happened to your hair tho! lol mines going gray so fast jesus gently caress being a dad ruins our hair.
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I started going grey at 16 gently caress you.
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