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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I had a dream where the big meme was luigi on crack and it was the funniest thing ever.

# ? Aug 20, 2021 10:02

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# ? May 24, 2024 22:17

Prof. Crocodile

Prurient Squid posted:

I had a dream where the big meme was luigi on crack and it was the funniest thing ever.

i can't think of a single reason that this WOULDN'T be the big meme...

# ? Aug 20, 2021 13:31

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Prurient Squid posted:

I had a dream where the big meme was luigi on crack and it was the funniest thing ever.

lol

# ? Aug 20, 2021 16:32

vanisher

Thread about the Bugles marketing team trying to sell bugles but also trying to tell people the dangers of putting them on their fingers to avoid lawsuits

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Aug 20, 2021 20:11

google THIS

vanisher posted:

Thread about the Bugles marketing team trying to sell bugles but also trying to tell people the dangers of putting them on their fingers to avoid lawsuits

Please Buge responsibly

# ? Aug 20, 2021 20:35

vanisher

A lot of you may have memories of a simpler time where you could put Bugles� brand Potato Chips on your fingers like 'claws.' We'd like to remind you that eye injuries are no joke, and we want you to enjoy Bugles� responsibly. Be hip and hold the tip!

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Aug 20, 2021 20:58

more falafel please: forums poster

you can't put your fingers in if you fill the bugle-hole with cold pack cheese spread

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Aug 20, 2021 21:13

more falafel please: forums poster

introducing new Gabriel's Bugles -- finite flavor volume, infinite flavor surface area

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Aug 20, 2021 21:13

idiotsavant

Prurient Squid posted:

Monkey see, monkey doo (excrement)

more like

monkey pee monkey poo

# ? Aug 20, 2021 21:47

Manifisto

starting a rumor about a guy who got his dick stuck in a bugle to keep people from putting body parts into them

backfires spectacularly, resulting in tens of thousands of injuries

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 20, 2021 22:16

Code Jockey: 69420 basic bytes free

@buglesSoundingFan Wow! While we at @officialBugles appreciate your enthusiasm for Bugles brand corn snacks, we do not recommend that anyone put them into their urethras. While we embrace and respect all sexual expression, that is not an officially recognized way to enjoy this product. Have you tried making our Bugles Zangy Tangy Queso Dip instead? Thanks for your interest and Keep Snackin'!

# ? Aug 20, 2021 23:00

RavenousScoot

goatseing my mouth to give myself bugle monster teeth

# ? Aug 21, 2021 02:47

Code Jockey: 69420 basic bytes free

RavenousScoot posted:

goatseing my mouth to give myself bugle monster teeth

@officialBugles: Wow scary! We don't get the reference though. 😢 Can you help us out? What is "goatse"?

# ? Aug 21, 2021 02:58

RavenousScoot

Code Jockey posted:

@officialBugles: Wow scary! We don't get the reference though. 😢 Can you help us out? What is "goatse"?

that might be a question for the time to gently caress thread, but I'm pretty sure the most important part of bugle goatse is the funyun ring

# ? Aug 21, 2021 04:52

more falafel please: forums poster

RavenousScoot posted:

that might be a question for the time to gently caress thread, but I'm pretty sure the most important part of bugle goatse is the funyun ring

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 09:07

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

If there is an orgy of deaf people in the forest, does it make a sound?

# ? Aug 21, 2021 15:26

google THIS

A barista mobster known as the Godfrother

# ? Aug 21, 2021 17:55

Manifisto

dog youtube where you can hit the "sniff" button and give the dog a virtual butt sniff

dog influencers: this is my line of stinky trash that you eat that tastes all the better when your human forbids it

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 18:09

RavenousScoot

Manifisto posted:

dog youtube where you can hit the "sniff" button and give the dog a virtual butt sniff

dog influencers: this is my line of stinky trash that you eat that tastes all the better when your human forbids it

self help dog youtuber makes a video about expressing yourself

# ? Aug 21, 2021 18:46

google THIS

Dog influencer: Woof.

Millions of other dogs around the globe: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BA

# ? Aug 21, 2021 19:22

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

Dog influencer: Woof.

Millions of other dogs around the globe: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BA

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Aug 21, 2021 19:51

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

They can't stop time travellers from going back to kill Hitler so to preserve the integrity of the timeline they make a containment facility full of clone Hitlers to replace the ones that keep getting killed but there's an accident and two-headed hitlers and hitlers with multiple arms get scattered throughout the timeline. One travels to inverness and becomes the lockness monster. Another becomes a freak in P T Barrnums circus. So in the end they hire Jean Claude Van Dam to travel through the timeline destroying all the excess Hitlers.

# ? Aug 21, 2021 22:06

Armitag3: Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Prurient Squid posted:

They can't stop time travellers from going back to kill Hitler so to preserve the integrity of the timeline they make a containment facility full of clone Hitlers to replace the ones that keep getting killed but there's an accident and two-headed hitlers and hitlers with multiple arms get scattered throughout the timeline. One travels to inverness and becomes the lockness monster. Another becomes a freak in P T Barrnums circus. So in the end they hire Jean Claude Van Dam to travel through the timeline destroying all the excess Hitlers.

Hit List: Timeless Hate starring Jean Claude Van Damme

# ? Aug 22, 2021 22:36

Finger Prince

I wonder if Slartibartfast ever caught poo poo for reusing assets.

# ? Aug 22, 2021 23:40

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Knives, two meet you!

# ? Aug 23, 2021 02:20

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

philosophy vlogger with a heavy hick accent and has only read words and not heard them.

e.g. "it was the french philosopher al cam-us that wrote �one must imagine su-cephus happy.'�

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# ? Aug 23, 2021 14:56