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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Big Queefy posted:

What does A.S.H. stand for?

almost a superhero

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Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Silly Burrito posted:

almost a superhero



DarkstarIV posted:

Almost. A. Superhero.

I'm confused...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Kirios posted:

I swear this is the worst Summerslam ever.

king mable is relieved

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Hirez posted:

yea when WWE got conned by India click farm google results and thought India loved WWE

e: Jindermania 2.0 is over :smith:

yeah that owned jinder showed up and beat the poo poo out of everyone for like a moth or two then left

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

graph posted:

i cannot loving believe they loving kofi'd bianca with becky

just

:psypop:

Why is this at all surprising?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

graph posted:

i cannot loving believe they loving kofi'd bianca with becky

just

:psypop:

You can call it Rowan'd if it makes you feel better.


Granted Kofi is a more direct comparison since they both had tear jerking touching underdog wrestlemania wins

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
And the crowd is dead lmao

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
champ out first

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jiro posted:

Why is this at all surprising?

dude I hyperbole about the dumb poo poo WWE will do just for laughs.

Even I'm mothafucking surprised by this poo poo.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
Is Becky winning this one too?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Blaise330 posted:

dude I hyperbole about the dumb poo poo WWE will do just for laughs.

Even I'm mothafucking surprised by this poo poo.

Can Tony Khan buy WWE?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Blaise330 posted:

You can call it Rowan'd if it makes you feel better.


Granted Kofi is a more direct comparison since they both had tear jerking touching underdog wrestlemania wins

The imagery of them being two black world champions getting squashed is also not great.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Is there anything that can save this show besides a Big E title win at this point?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Nikki A.S.H. is right up there next to the Shockmaster and Gobbledy Gooker for worst gimmicks.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Blaise330 posted:

dude I hyperbole about the dumb poo poo WWE will do just for laughs.

Even I'm mothafucking surprised by this poo poo.

:laffo: WHY????

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Raeg posted:

Is Becky winning this one too?

No, we'll have Charlotte win this and pretend it's pre-COVID days all over again.

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
Are they piping in the crowd noise?

Thanlis
Mar 17, 2011

Nikki any good? I’m a sucker for unreasonably enthusiastic wrestlers. Also for cynical short haired Australians and Flairs, so really this match is hitting me in all my weak spots.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Blaise330 posted:

You can call it Rowan'd if it makes you feel better.


Granted Kofi is a more direct comparison since they both had tear jerking touching underdog wrestlemania wins

Bryan too. Though I’m pretty sure Bianca/Becky was shorter.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
Rowan's wasn't for a title at least

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Thanlis posted:

Nikki any good? I’m a sucker for unreasonably enthusiastic wrestlers. Also for cynical short haired Australians and Flairs, so really this match is hitting me in all my weak spots.

She is an okay wrestler but this gimmick is complete and utter dogshit.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I hate Rhea's goddamn troll face gimmick.

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

https://twitter.com/AndreasHale/status/1429257833258700800

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

lol summerslam this bussy sign guy

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

champ out first

pretty sure Charlotte is coming out last

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Just have Becky come back out and squash the entire match. Just loving take this ppv to the back of the shed and give it the Ol' Yeller.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
This show is awful

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Thanlis posted:

Nikki any good? I’m a sucker for unreasonably enthusiastic wrestlers. Also for cynical short haired Australians and Flairs, so really this match is hitting me in all my weak spots.

Nikki's a good worker who has a terrible gimmick right now.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Thanlis posted:

Nikki any good? I’m a sucker for unreasonably enthusiastic wrestlers. Also for cynical short haired Australians and Flairs, so really this match is hitting me in all my weak spots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8vQ-RVZ3A

This is like one of the best last man standing matches in history. She's pretty good.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?
How is WWE so good at making literally everyone look bad.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Begging Vince to sell this company

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

How many times does Vince have to do this before people actually get upset

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?

:allears: :allears: :allears:
but MLK is his hero so it's okay

Thanlis
Mar 17, 2011

Big Queefy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gu8vQ-RVZ3A

This is like one of the best last man standing matches in history. She's pretty good.

Oh cool I will watch this after Summerslam ends and be more sad. Wow.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
This Charlotte entrance makes Undertaker's stuff look brisk.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
lmao Charlotte wearing the peacock logo on her headdress

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

lol Charlotte

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Jiro posted:

:laffo: WHY????

Its just... bruh. I feel like they're just so incompetent that it only SEEMS like they loathe their audience. Not that it was intentional.

The not announcing the women's title is off despite knowing 8 days ago Sasha wouldnt be here, having Becky return after a year, having her specifically say "let's tear the house down", then doing a Kofimania finish to Bianca after Bianca had the best WWE match of the year with the most emotional win. They even aired a package before the match showing Bianca and Sasha winning an award for their wrestlemania match. This is like masterfully set up fan slapping. Like... I like Becky less now, how did they even do that?

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
4 matches in an hour lol

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
If Becky comes out right now and squashes all three of them and stacks them up, I'll forgive everything WWE's ever done.

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