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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Raw Womens Championship - Almost A Superhero Nikki A.S.H. (c) vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Rhea Ripley
Smackdown Womens Championship - Bianca Belair (c) vs. Sasha Banks again
WWE Championship - Bobby Lashley (c) vs. Goldberg
WWE Universal Championship - Roman Reigns (c) vs. Finn Balor John Cena (If Roman loses, he leaves WWE and Cena says he won't defend the title until Wrestlemania.... Cena is the good guy in this feud)
Raw Tag Team Championship - AJ Styles and Omos (c) vs. RKBRO
Smackdown Tag Team Championship - Jimmy and Jey Uso (c) vs. Rey and Dominik Mysterio again
United States Championship - Sheamus (c) vs. Damian Priest again
Edge of The Brood vs. Seth Rollins
Drew McIntyre vs. Jinder Mahal (Shanky and Veer barred from ringside) again DREW CAN USE A SWORD
Alexa Bliss (with Lily) vs. Eva Marie (with Doudrop)

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Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


watching this because gently caress it i want more wrestling and it'll be fun to laugh at wwe

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

looking forward to more brood goop

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I'm gonna be pissed if Drew doesn't stab someone with that loving sword.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Pylons posted:

I'm gonna be pissed if Drew doesn't stab someone with that loving sword.

Seriously, that sword's gotten more air time in the last month than Asuka has gotten in all of 2021.

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.
What are the chances, assuming they don't dub over them, of CM Punk chants tonight

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

BaronVanAwesome posted:

What are the chances, assuming they don't dub over them, of CM Punk chants tonight

I'm sure they're already cheering it waiting in line at concession

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
Does this show start at 7 EST or 8 EST?

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Preshow starts at 7

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

BaronVanAwesome posted:

What are the chances, assuming they don't dub over them, of CM Punk chants tonight

People way overestimate this stuff

The type of fans attending this show are the True Believers, the Fiend avatars. They probably think Punk is a traitor and Lilly is genius storytelling. They'll be all in on everything.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
30 secs in, no cm punk chants


Needle unmoved

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Summerslam 1998 was the first wrestling pay-per-view I ever watched, and I am still emotionally attached to the show.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Blaise330 posted:

30 secs in, no cm punk chants


Needle unmoved

Gotta save it for Roman's whole match

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Benne posted:

People way overestimate this stuff

The type of fans attending this show are the True Believers, the Fiend avatars. They probably think Punk is a traitor and Lilly is genius storytelling. They'll be all in on everything.

Eh I could be wrong but I suspect the crowd is going to be mix of true believers and wrestling fans in the area that wanted to see a big wrestling event (even if it's WWE) after so long. So I think the crowd we'll have some CM Punk at the start and it's going to be up to booking/show pacing to give them a show they'll like to head it off at the pass

So like by the end of Alexa/Eva the crowd will have totally turned and be all CM Punk chants

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Crowd better turn the second its clear Drew is never using that sword

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Alexa/Eva is going to be a must see match just because it will be a complete and utter disaster in every aspect.

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Oh my god it's in a stadium? What's the vaccination rate like in Nevada?

TealShark
Mar 22, 2004

I shall duck behind that little garbage car.

Digital Jedi posted:

Gotta save it for Roman's whole match

I'll be heartbroken if at least one "MOVE THE NEEDLE!" chant isn't drowned out by the cranking of the WWE Crowd-a-Tron 5000.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Jetfire posted:

Oh my god it's in a stadium? What's the vaccination rate like in Nevada?

Democrat Governor that has enough sense to know that if you want that money to keep rolling in people need to be masked and vaccinated.

The people in Vegas on the other hand......

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

TealShark posted:

I'll be heartbroken if at least one "MOVE THE NEEDLE!" chant isn't drowned out by the cranking of the WWE Crowd-a-Tron 5000.

Don't say needle around Sasha otherwise she may think you are trying to push pro-vaccine stuff! And she won't stand for that!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Still howlin at Sasha's backup being the two biggest losers in all of WWE.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
slummersam

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Did the DJ guy play?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

I think you mean Summerfest

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

"Goldberg is undefeated" HE LOST THIS YEAR

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Just post when CM Punk chants start that's literally all I care about on this card.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jetfire posted:

Oh my god it's in a stadium? What's the vaccination rate like in Nevada?

:lol: you must be from a non-US country

Internal WWE news: assumption that some september dates won't be viable, october probably won't happen. fun times.

Pylons posted:

"Goldberg is undefeated" HE LOST THIS YEAR

a-a-a-against roman!!!

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

nikki ash

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DarkstarIV posted:

Still howlin at Sasha's backup being the two biggest losers in all of WWE.

I liked when Zelina stomped out going WHENS MY TITLE SHOT when she was 0-4. Could you imagine writing that in any other company


Pylons posted:

"Goldberg is undefeated" HE LOST THIS YEAR

So that's how he keeps getting title shots.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


That's Almost a Super Hero Nikki A.S.H. to you

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Reminder: Asuka died for this lovely angle

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I absolutely loathe Rhea's "troll face" gimmick.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Sad Corbin :(

Q7kid
Jul 24, 2009
I haven't been watching WWE week to week--is their insistence on saying Big E lost his "contract" rather than the MITB briefcase another Vinceism?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Blaise330 posted:

Sad Corbin :(

He is a scumbag thief!! :mad:

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

corbin not even taking the money, what happened to kayfabe?

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
This is the best gimmick Corbin's ever had.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

lamentable dustman posted:

corbin not even taking the money, what happened to kayfabe?

He reached for it!

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012

We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.
I love Big E's gear, and the fact that Baron Cobin is so broke he can't even afford theme music and a video.

I;m frowning at the "lol lots of Baron Corbins sleeping under bridges".

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
man its taken like 5 mins for them to do like 10 moves

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