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Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



SyNack Sassimov posted:

Y'know, until just this post I've never thought about the fact that the local community organization "West Bay Opera" is in fact, uh, named because it's an opera company in the West Bay, because literally nothing else uses that phrasing. They've also been around for a long time so maybe it was more common 50 years ago?

Also I enjoy that just going by the phrasing of this post you have codified the state of California as the Bay Area only. (I mean, it's the only useful part, we should in fact let the Central Valley go its own way and good luck to them).

The Central Valley is a thriving metro of over 5 million people and dismissing it out of hand is ridiculous coastal elitism.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Who gives a poo poo?

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Kenning posted:

The Central Valley is a thriving metro of over 5 million people and dismissing it out of hand is ridiculous coastal elitism.

You've got Devin Nunes, own up to it. The rest of California is 35 million people who don't have time for your poo poo.

Ninurta has a new favorite as of 10:06 on Aug 22, 2021

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Who gives a poo poo?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Kenning posted:

The Central Valley is a thriving metro of over 5 million people and dismissing it out of hand is ridiculous coastal elitism.
I hope you're not counting Sacramento in that, we dismiss the rest of you too.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Zil posted:

I have been thinking about taking my rear end in for service...

Sounds like you need to see a professional Arschersetzer.

Ironhead posted:

Have you tried talking to the Hell Orbs?
K C Green seems to have a full service shop just for that.

I guess kinds NWS for cartoon violence and swearing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOw-jplSMk

gently caress!

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Milo and POTUS posted:

This was not remotely fun to watch

How about if there's sound?

https://i.imgur.com/xBx3m4e.mp4

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.

Bibliotechno Music posted:

Anywhere off the coast counts as Eastern. As someone who’s never lived there but worked with a lot of people from CA, I find there’s a huge difference between Beach Californians, Mountain Californians, and Desert Californians. How would you term it?

I can only speak for myself, but I generally separate it by north/central/south. Then regional. Maybe then into an east/west like others have said (i.e. east bay, or west valley). It’s a big state geographically, and “eastern CA” in your terms would lump together Bakersfield and Palm Springs or Monterey and Long Beach, and they are very different places both in climate and culture.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lodin posted:

How about if there's sound?

https://i.imgur.com/xBx3m4e.mp4

He needs some Quality Care Cannabis to get high I think

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Knormal posted:

I hope you're not counting Sacramento in that, we dismiss the rest of you too.

Sacramento is the bay area, HTH

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
No?

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Humphreys posted:

He needs some Quality Care Cannabis to get high I think

Good thing they deliver. Not sure how mobile he's gonna be for a minute

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?
Yeah that’s just, objectively incorrect.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

JGdmn posted:

in your terms would lump together Bakersfield and Palm Springs
Okay I grew up in that area and from what I hear, Bakersfield is s shithole too.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Maybe that whole video was just a commercial for the Weed Place and now we are all just buying into their corporate shill bullshit.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I would loving love to buy some weed and have it delivered legally :negative:

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


So, he got paid?


In weed?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
California can only be stored in a certain area of the balls otherwise it’s just sparkling

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Who gives a poo poo?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://twitter.com/themattprov/status/1428450626451787780?s=20

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

St_Ides posted:

This mural was in a town I used to live near. I think it’s Riddick?



I think I recognize the town, is it Milton Keynes?

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
We can all agree that Stockton loving sucks

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

dog nougat posted:

500–600 million

The Sun's increasing luminosity begins to disrupt the carbonate–silicate cycle; higher luminosity increases weathering of surface rocks, which traps carbon dioxide in the ground as carbonate. As water evaporates from the Earth's surface, rocks harden, causing plate tectonics to slow and eventually stop once the oceans evaporate completely. With less volcanism to recycle carbon into the Earth's atmosphere, carbon dioxide levels begin to fall.[72] By this time, carbon dioxide levels will fall to the point at which C3 photosynthesis is no longer possible. All plants that utilize C3 photosynthesis (≈99 percent of present-day species) will die.[73] The extinction of C3 plant life is likely to be a long-term decline rather than a sharp drop. It is likely that plant groups will die one by one well before the critical carbon dioxide level is reached. The first plants to disappear will be C3 herbaceous plants, followed by deciduous forests, evergreen broad-leaf forests and finally evergreen conifers.[66]

:smith:

so all i gotta do is make the sun brighter and i end the earth? time to start throwing stuff into the sun

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I work kids and one time a guy who worked with me told some five year olds about the sun eventually burning out and it freaked some of them out so much that they couldn't sleep for days because when you're five years old millions of years might as well be next week as far as your grasp of large numbers goes

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

FreudianSlippers posted:

I work kids and one time a guy who worked with me told some five year olds about the sun eventually burning out and it freaked some of them out so much that they couldn't sleep for days because when you're five years old millions of years might as well be next week as far as your grasp of large numbers goes

Yeah I still remember getting really stressed about this as a kid.

Also a book I read as a 5yo about coastal erosion and land falling into the sea, because I thought all the land was going to be gone soon. Turns out that one might not have been as irrational as it seemed.

Relatedly it really fucks me up now that my oldest kid is old enough to be asking questions about climate change and poo poo. I don't want to lay that on a loving 5 year old, but also don't want to like not answer his curiosity and questions.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

FreudianSlippers posted:

I work kids and one time a guy who worked with me told some five year olds about the sun eventually burning out and it freaked some of them out so much that they couldn't sleep for days because when you're five years old millions of years might as well be next week as far as your grasp of large numbers goes

When I was 5 our teacher showed us a video about tornadoes and I asked if they could happen at night, she said yes, and the concept of a murderous cloud you couldn't see that destroys your house loving destroyed my brain.

I lived in Tom's River, New Jersey and had near daily panic attacks about tornadoes.

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
I was driving my then 4 year old to day care, and if you do this enough, you'll know that after awhile you just zone out and answer their nonstop string of questions like subconsciously or something. Dad what are trees made of, Dad which way is Grandma's house, blah blah blah. One day I apparently answered a question about if the sun can go out, with something like, "yeah sure of course, and its going to in a few million years, and the earth, if it's still around, will freeze and everything will die, but we'll be long dead by then", while zipping through rush hour traffic. Next morning the day care ladies were asking me some questions about what we talk about in the mornings.

St_Ides
May 19, 2008

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I think I recognize the town, is it Milton Keynes?

Close

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

I have because of this learned this news and it is *incredibly* funny.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Someone told my nephew about black holes when he was like 4 or 5 and he had nightmares about them for over a year. :(

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Beachcomber posted:

I have because of this learned this news and it is *incredibly* funny.

Yeah... It is on the surface, because it reads as just some really stupid business decision.

It turns out it's actually due to conservative lobby groups who are opposed to sex work altogether, putting pressure on credit card companies to refuse sites like OnlyFans and Pornhub. They use any excuse they can drum up, claiming exploitation or child porn or revenge porn when there isn't any, to try to shut down sex work altogether.

https://www.newsweek.com/why-visa-mastercard-being-blamed-onlyfans-banning-explicit-content-pornography-1621570

So, it's really a case of "puritan conservatives ruin everything, again" unfortunately.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Lamech posted:

I was driving my then 4 year old to day care, and if you do this enough, you'll know that after awhile you just zone out and answer their nonstop string of questions like subconsciously or something. Dad what are trees made of, Dad which way is Grandma's house, blah blah blah. One day I apparently answered a question about if the sun can go out, with something like, "yeah sure of course, and its going to in a few million years, and the earth, if it's still around, will freeze and everything will die, but we'll be long dead by then", while zipping through rush hour traffic. Next morning the day care ladies were asking me some questions about what we talk about in the mornings.

Jesus, I get this, man

We were at the Science Museum a few weeks back and my Wife accidentally explained nuclear bombs while looking at one of the exhibits as she'd zoned out a bit

We are still getting questions about where people's bodies go when the white light leaves their shadows behind, and, "tell me again why people made THE bomb"

But answering the myriad questions on autopilot is still the best way to keep yourself sabe

Amphigory has a new favorite as of 01:25 on Aug 23, 2021

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I think I recognize the town, is it Milton Keynes?

No roundabouts.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Biplane posted:

Someone told my nephew about black holes when he was like 4 or 5 and he had nightmares about them for over a year. :(

Was it 2XL that little fucker

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

I distinctly remember reading about how the atmospheric pressure on Jupiter was so intense it would crush a spaceship, and being really worried about dying this way, as though this was in any way a likely thing.

You know, in addition to my concern about the sun's inevitable death.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I have a framed quote from John McPhee on the wall in my office, from Basin and Range

quote:

If you free yourself from the conventional reaction to a quantity like a million years, you free yourself a bit from the boundaries of human time. And then in a way you do not live at all, but in another way you live forever

I look forward to giving my kids existential nightmares when they're old enough to understand it!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I always wanted to read a story about a vampire or some other immortal person who's outlived everyone on Earth but is stuck there and hosed due to the Sun's slow but eventual end.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


I sent this to a friend in Canada and thought immediately that they wouldn't know what it is- turns out they have 1400 pop-up locations in the US and Canada and the Halloween prop market is worth about $8.4 billion.

Ornamental Dingbat has a new favorite as of 02:05 on Aug 23, 2021

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Detective No. 27 posted:

I always wanted to read a story about a vampire or some other immortal person who's outlived everyone on Earth but is stuck there and hosed due to the Sun's slow but eventual end.



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Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

I used to worry a lot about all of my guts sloshing around inside of my body, because I learned all the basic anatomy before anyone thought to tell me about connective tissue.

I also learned about sharks’ many rows of teeth, and then started worrying about if they could grow more, and if not how sad it would be for an old shark on its last row of teeth having to wander around the ocean, starving to death with no teeth.

These were when I was 19 and 30, respectively (also way stoned)

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