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Jim sits down at his desk and pulls a severed monkey's paw from his bag. The paw is holding up three fingers. Dwight sneers at the paw. "What a pathetic attempt at taxidermy," says Dwight. Jim looks Dwight directly in the eyes and says "I wish Dwight would die." One of the fingers of the monkey's paw curls. Dwight inexplicably and spontaneously gets really into fabric dyeing. "No!" Jim shouts at the monkey's paw. "I wish Dwight would DIE. Dee eye ee!" Dwight discovers a passion for Dungeons and Dragons, which involves a lot of die. Jim is so distraught that he jumps off an overpass without even using his last wish.
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Jim asks Dwight if he likes balloons. Even though Dwight answers "no" Jim still starts calling him "balloon boy" and pranks him by filling his home with thousands of balloons. "It would have been funnier if he'd said 'yes,'" admits Jim. "But I already bought two thousand balloons."
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Aug 21, 2021 15:54
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Dwight finally pranks Jim by hiding a mousetrap in Jim's desk. Rainn Wilson is fired by the NBC along with the writers of that episode. John Krasinski, president of programming at NBC Universal Comcast, mugs for the press conference as he announces the Office's bold, new pivot from mockumentary to "Jackass"-style prank show.
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Aug 21, 2021 15:58
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Jim pushes Dwight down a hill in a shopping cart. The cart breaks through the fence at the bottom of the hill and rolls out into traffic, where Dwight is struck by a bus.
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Aug 21, 2021 16:00
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Jim switches places with Mark Brandanawicz from seasons 1 and 2 of Parks and recreation. But this backfires because, while Dwight is surprised and perturbed by this new visitor obviously not actually being Jim even though everybody says he is, over on Parks and Recreation Jim is written out of the show and ceases to exist. He doesn't even come back for the finale, or the Covid special, his only chance to cross back into existence.
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Aug 21, 2021 21:51
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Jim licks Dwight's eyeball
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Aug 21, 2021 21:59
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Jim replaces the parabolic mirror in Dwight's telescope with a spherical mirror
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Aug 21, 2021 22:39
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It's Friday the Thirteenth and Jim keeps trying to trick Dwight into saying something at the same time as him to trigger a "Freaky Friday." When Dwight continues to thwart Jim's attempts to get him to say something at the same time, Jim is forced to resort to plan B, which is to murder Dwight with a machete while wearing a hockey mask.
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Aug 21, 2021 22:45
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Jim has decided to take a sabbatical from Dunder-Miflin to pursue his new career in games development. After over a year away, he is ready to return, AND he comes with exciting news about his latest project which is certainly will be a smash hit! He says the game is 'almost ready' and while he doesn't have a playable copy to share, he does have a trailer that he's edited if folks would be interested in seeing it at the next team meeting, which everyone readily agrees to. At the meeting, the display is set up and Jim is ready for the big reveal. His project is "MS Dwight Simulator". As the trailer reveals, the player takes control of a gigantic, 747 sized, fully nude, Dwight with arms outspread to the sides and can fly their Dwight anywhere they wish. Both the giant, nude Dwights and the world are lovingly rendered in crisp 4k, and the environments are fully destructible, making for some wild times on your high-speed, flying, giant nude Dwight! But wait, there's more! Enter Balloon Boy mode, where you can take your giant nude flying Dwight to the skies to hunt down Hot Air Balloon Boys (which are hot air balloons that look like Dwight's head) for points! Or, try out 'BeetBox mode', where you command a whole fleet of Dwights, and need to efficiently transport your stupid loving beets around, DWIGHT. At each Dwightport that you visit, hundreds of giant nude flying Dwights pack the terminals and runways, waiting their turns to gracefully take flight or drop off their cargo! You'll feel the thrill and power of your own giant nude flying Dwight, once and for all! With this the demo fades out with a long slow whistling fart noise and everyone simply sits in stunned, questioning silence, except for Jim, who's already mugging the camera. Dwight, though has to speak up "Jim...what..why?" "Because that's what you DO, Dwight that's you!!"
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Aug 22, 2021 12:46
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Jim befriends Dwight and puts the pack wear behind him. He is a true and kind friend. On Dwight's deathbed when he's 90, Jim converses that he still hates him and always has, and that Dwight is a loser. He only pretended to be his friend so he could break his heart before he died
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Aug 22, 2021 15:27
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Jim points at Dwight and Dwight turns inside out.
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Aug 23, 2021 03:54
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Jim starts wearing a bow tie to work. Dwight pays him a compliment, then goes back to work. Jim asks if Dwight would like to see "what this bowtie can really do". Dwight sighs as Jim starts to spin the bowtie like a little propeller. Jim's head lifts off his neck, propelled by the power of the spinning bowtie. The head flies around the office, then crashes into a wall and falls to the ground. Jim's headless body has been spraying blood from its open neck this entire time. The office is dead silent as Jim's lifeless body falls out of its chair. They all turn to look at the head. "Is... is it gonna grow crab legs or something?" says Oscar. "You know, is he doing a 'The Thing' riff now?" "Mmmmm, crab legs sound good!" says Kevin, hungrily. The head just sits there, unmoving. Michael pokes it with a broom and it collapses like a rotten jack o' lantern. The smell is godawful and the office staff is forced to evacuate the building until a professional cleaning crew can get the corpse removed. As Dwight sits in the parking lot, Jim walks up to him, seemingly unharmed. "Hey Dwight, I heard you got a little head this morning!" Jim smiles, smugly, for the camera.
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Aug 23, 2021 13:47
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It's Dwight's birthday and the Office crew has thrown him a small birthday potluck in the breakroom, each bringing in a little something to share. Dwight is genuinely happy and browsing the items to add to his plate at lunch, and notices that Jim has brought in 'Dirt cake' a sort of whipped vanilla pudding, layered with crushed Oreos that resemble the 'dirt'. He hasn't seen one of these since he was a kid! How cool! He leans in to take a closer look to admire it before taking a scoop when Jim's hand emerges from the Oreo 'soil' and grabs him by the tie and drags him bodily below the surface. Forever. Meredith has to be taken to the hospital after choking on a ham roll up
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Aug 23, 2021 14:04
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Jim convinces Dwight to go on a sales call with him to the USG Ishimura. If they can pull this off, they'll be the official paper supplier to galaxy's first planet-cracker.
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Aug 23, 2021 14:09
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Jim has planned the ultimate prank on Dwight - using a Ouija board to communicate with his dead relatives to hear embarrassing stories about Dwight's childhood. He prepares the board and lights the candles, then attempts to communicate with a deceased member of the Schrute family. The planchette starts moving almost immediately, spelling out the arrival of UNCLE TIM. Jim spends the entire night speaking with Tim and learning secrets about Dwight. At the end of the night, UNCLE TIM asks Jim to leave the line of communication open, so he can continue to give funny stories in his dreams. Jim agrees to this, noting that he "loving loves this dead motherfucker." Jim crawls into bed with an already sleeping Pam, staring at her before eventually falling asleep himself. In the morning, Pam finds Jim already awake and in the bathroom. Unusual for him, as he usually likes to be woken up by Pam turning the TV on and starting an episode of "Bananas in Pajamas". She starts to get ready for work and Jim offers to make breakfast. She prepares herself for a plate of loose sugar and leaves or something similar, but instead he makes her a plate of eggs and waffles. "My treat, it's the least I can do." says Jim, without a hint of smugness. They finish breakfast and Pam notices the Ouija board. She asks Jim what that was for, and he quickly dismisses it and says "Oh, that's something stupid I was doing last night. It's not important." Jim and Pam head to work. It is, for the first time in years, completely uneventful. Jim doesn't prank Dwight, doesn't burst into flame, doesn't drink 3 gallons of honey, and doesn't start talking about things that can't exist. At the end of the day, they both head home. For the first time since they first started dating, they make love. Jim then makes them dinner and they watch a movie together, silently enjoying each other's company. While Jim snoozes on the couch, Pam heads over to the Ouija board. The planchette is sitting on the letter "R". Pam touches it, half-expecting it to move, but it remains exactly where it was. There's a notebook next to the board and, written in Jim's childlike scrawl, are dozens of "funny stories about Dwight". At the end is written "UNCLE TIM SCHRUTE - LOVE THIS MOFO!" Pam heads back to the dozing Jim and stirs him from his sleep. "Hey. Would you prefer if I start calling you Tim?" "Jim" looks concerned for a moment, then realizes that Pam doesn't seem to show any concern in her voice or face at all. Tim nods and says that he would love that. Pam asks where Jim is, and Tim says that Jim got what he wanted, too. On the other side of Scranton, Dwight and Angela are reading together when they hear a tapping noise on the wall. Angela says that she thinks they have another mouse in the house, and Dwight agrees to set up a humane trap before bed to get it safely out of there. Jim, now an incorporeal spirit, uses every bit of his energy to lightly tap on the wall. Haha, he thinks to himself, Dwight is gonna FREAK OUT when he realizes I'm a ghost! Jim's spirit mugs for itself.
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Aug 23, 2021 14:36
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Dwight has been moving listlessly, almost seemingly at random, about the office. First crouching at his desk, then suddenly standing and moving near the coffee maker, then, walking directly to the restroom door, stopping, turning around, and returning to his desk. This has frightened Pam, who's now frantic. During this, Jim's pranks have been mysteriously, and frustratingly, well, 'missing' him. The marbles on the floor? Nothing. Pie to the face? Right past him. Eventually, Jim decides to call it a day and returns to his darkened room and fires up his computer. As expected, a faceless man and booming voice greet him. "...HELLO COMMANDER"
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Aug 23, 2021 14:55
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Jim leaves a fudge brownie on Dwight's seat. Dwight accidentally sits on it, getting fudge brownie all over his pants. "Hey guys, Dwight just crapped his pants! Look!" Creed rightfully notes a fatal flaw in Jim's "prank". Even if one was to assume the brownie was fecal matter, the brownie is on the OUTSIDE of Dwight's pants. That simply implies that Dwight sat in fecal matter, not that he had an accident in his pants. Jim argues with Creed that it's still funny, and Creed says that he guesses it is, a little bit, but that it falls more in the realm of a "Funniest Home Videos" type of funny. Disposable, unmemorable, lowest-common denominator humor. Jim is left speechless and Dwight simply changes into a pair of basketball shorts to finish the day. The next day, Jim is late to work. It's nearly 10 am until, finally, he shows up. However, Jim is a little different. Instead of a human, he has turned himself into a giant, human-sized brownie. His "face" is now just a simple smug smiley face made of icing, and he waddles to his desk by moving the mass of brownie that is his body from side to side. Brownie Jim sits at his desk and stares, smiling, at Dwight. "You should have made it a frown, Jim. Frownie. You know, like Eat N Park has? Get the local Pennsylvania color then, too." Brownie Jim smashes his face against the desk and then raises it up, his icing face now a smear. He smudges for the camera.
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Aug 23, 2021 15:14
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Jim posts the dossier he's been keeping on Dwight on Kiwi Farms.
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Aug 23, 2021 15:31
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Jim stomps into the office angry and ranting about the casting for Netflix's new live action Cowboy Bebop. Dwight's interest is piqued and he asks which cast member he doesn't like. "John Cho!?" Jim yells. "Spike is white!!!!! He should be a guy who looks like John Krasinski with his giant mop of hair!" "Cowboy Bebop is a Japanese show. Spike is supposed to be Japanese" Dwight opines. "Look at this! Tell me he isn't white! Those animes love white guys, everybody in those shows is WHITE!!!!" Dwight calmly replies "Actually Spike is based on a specific Japanese actor. While these characters might read as 'white' to you due to your background, to a native watcher they would see him as Japanese" "DO YOU loving HEAR THIS!?" Jim yells at Pam. "Jim, let's just sell some paper. I don't think we'll reach agreement, I hope somebody makes an adaptation you enjoy" Dwight says. "No, gently caress you!" Jim says and storms out of the office. Jim rents a bulldozer and crushes Dwight's car and starts driving straight for Hollywood California to find John Cho's house
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Aug 23, 2021 15:32
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Every time Dwight says something, Jim yells out "OBJECTION!" and points his finger. Dwight is unable to finish a single phone call or make a sale, causing him a huge amount of stress. Oscar tells Dwight to try yelling it out himself, in order to shut Jim up. Dwight does this, causing Jim to yell out "OBJECTION!" even louder. This time, a giant speech bubble appears in front of Jim and falls to the ground, slicing Jim's desk in half. Jim mugs for the camera, eager to use his new power in "fun" ways.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Jim posts the dossier he's been keeping on Dwight on Kiwi Farms. However, since Jim really doesn't use computers outside his work hours, he posts the dossier via mail to an actual facility that keeps kiwi trees and sells kiwis.
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Aug 23, 2021 16:02
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dwight walks along the pavement, calmly enjoying an ice lolly. jim springs from behind a dumpster and clamps a chloroformed rag over his face. as jim struggles to bundle dwight's inert body into the boot of his car, he explains to the camera crew that he's been doing a lot of reading about this "Josef Fritzl" guy
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Aug 23, 2021 16:49
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Jim posts the dossier he's been keeping on Dwight on Jim harasses Dwight and obsessively details and documents every bit of Dwight's life and eccentricities for over a decade on a wiki and cultivates a community of similar misanthropes, unaware that this is far weirder and creepier than anything Dwight has ever actually done.
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Deki posted:Jim harasses Dwight and obsessively details and documents every bit of Dwight's life and eccentricities for over a decade on a wiki and cultivates a community of similar misanthropes, unaware that this is far weirder and creepier than anything Dwight has ever actually done. That is, until Jim breaks the news on twitter that Dwight hosed his mother
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Aug 23, 2021 18:50
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Jim hires acclaimed voice actor Phil LaMarr to voice Dwight's stapler, convincing Dwight that the stapler is alive and intelligent. Dwight quickly bonds with "Stapley", eventually deciding to reveal the stapler's seemingly human intelligence to Jim. "Oh yeah, the stapler's talking to you? Well, Dwight, I think that's great because -" Jim is cut off by his phone ringing, so he picks it up. "Jim, hey, it's Phil LaMarr. I'm sorry, I got stuck in traffic and I didn't make it in yet. Are we still doing this?" Jim looks on in horror as Dwight tells Stapley to say hi to everyone.
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Jim really is a self centered little rear end in a top hat in the tv show isn't he
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Jim injects Dwight with a serum that causes the serotonin receptors in Dwight's brain to be incapable of properly registering when the hormone is present as well as lowering production of serotonin altogether. But Jim is shocked to find that this has no visible effect on Dwight even after many months. In the interview room Dwight says that he purposefully gave himself major depressive disorder years ago because, quote, "I wanted to try life on hard mode."
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HIJK posted:Jim really is a self centered little rear end in a top hat in the tv show isn't he Jim takes out his frustrations about working in a dead end job on his docile coworker because he knows he won’t face any consequences for his cruelty
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Aug 23, 2021 21:49
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Jim shits himself at his desk and looks Dwight right in the eye while he does it. Dwight later develops pinkeye.
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Another Christmas party has come and gone, and everybody enjoyed the event. Everyone except Jim, who says that he still didn't get the present he really wants. On Christmas Eve, Dwight and Anglea sit on their porch and watch the snow silently fall onto the ground. They toast mugs of cocoa and vow to have another wonderful Christmas Day together. Suddenly, Dwight spies a falling star in the sky. He tells Angela to make a wish, but suddenly the falling star gets larger and larger. Dwight believes it's a meteor - one that's about to crash into Schrute Farms. Dwight tells Angela to head into the basement to be safe, and suddenly the meteor crashes into the main beet field. Dwight heads over there and finds that it's not a meteor at all, it's something man-made. A sleigh. Dwight looks around and sees the carcasses of several reindeer strewn about the field. "Oh, no. Please, not this." Suddenly, Santa Claus himself leaps from the wrecked sleigh, screaming in pain. A knife is sticking out of his shoulder. "Dwight! Dwight, you must help me!" yells Santa as he runs from the crash. But he's not fast enough, a shadowy figure leaps from the wreckage and dives on Santa Claus, driving another knife into him again and again. Dwight can only watch in horror as Jim murders Santa Claus in front of him. As Santa lets out a death rattle, Jim looks up at Dwight and smiles. "Looks like I got my wish. Santa's dead, and now every kid in the world is going to wake up without a present tomorrow. Ho ho ho!" Dwight just starts crying as Jim mugs for the camera.
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Jim: Dwite. Dwite Dwite. DwiteDwiteDwiteDwite (Dwite could not comprehend the form of Jim's attack) Dwite used PSI Beets Omega No effect... Angla prayed! ... But there was no answer Jim: Dwite, why are you hurting (Dwite began crying uncontrollably) (Creed became unconscious) Angla prayed! ... ... Somewhere, G__g D__n___s began to pray that Dwite would be safe Jim's defenses dropped! Dwite swings. SmaaaAAAAAAAASH! Jim took 312 damage Jim: Don't hurt me Dwite Angla prayed! Gr_g D_n_e_s began to pray with all his heart. Jim takes 532 damage! Dwite used PSI Healing Gamma. He recovered 254 HP. Jim: We'll be friends forever Dwite... Angla Prayed! Greg Daniels prayed that Dwite would succeed! Jim took 2345 damage!!!!!
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Jim convinces Dwight that Healing was the PSI ability that restored HP and not Lifeup, getting him to waste his last PP on an ability that only cures status ailments that Dwight does not presently suffer from.
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Jim orders a pizza to Dwight's beet farm. Normally this would be the end of the prank but tonight Jim takes it a step further. He calls Dwight and speaks through a fan to disguise his voice and says "I'm coming to steal your beets, balloon boy! I'm dressing up as a pizza man and the only way to stop me is to kill me! Get bent, balloon butt!" Jim cackles as he slams down the receiver. Dwight rolls his eyes and pulls some cash out of the jar. He's tired of pizza, but he knows the delivery driver doesn't get reimbursed for gas.
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Aug 24, 2021 18:05
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Jim asks Dwight if he'd be happier without the pranks constantly happening, and Dwight (without thinking much about it) says "Yes." Jim smiles smugly and then explodes into a cloud of pink smoke. Dwight is horrified as the rest of the office begins to explode into clouds of smoke as well, and the office itself begins to collapse like a cheap cardboard TV set. Dwight looks around in shock as the walls collapse away, revealing an infinite darkness around him. Suddenly, the floor drops out and Dwight feels himself falling into the infinite void. Then, Dwight wakes up in his bed. "That same dream again, huh?" says Angela, rolling over to cuddle with her husband. Dwight is drenched with sweat and admits that yes, that same weird nightmare hit him again. Angela expresses her concern that it's happening more and more, and Dwight agrees to take a day off work soon and speak to his therapist about it. The couple heads to work at Dunder Mifflin and Dwight sits down at his desk. He surveys everyone around him. Pam, the receptionist. What a sad story there. She used to be engaged to Roy in the warehouse, until a freak electric fire killed Roy and horribly scarred Pam. When the fire department investigated it, they found some signs of tampering with the wiring, and some of the warehouse guys kept saying they saw a "floppy haired guy" in the warehouse a few days before the fire. Dwight then looks at his partner salesman, Andrew Bernard. Another sad case. Andy transferred in from a closed branch after some corporate restructuring. He seemed like a nice guy, but had some major anger management issues. One day his phone mysteriously disappeared. Andy heard the phone ringing on the window sill. When he went to grab it, he fell. Andrew swears to this day that something "pushed him". Long story short - he fell from the 3rd floor onto the roof of his car. When he finally came back to work months later, Andrew was a broken man in many ways. At least the pain medication seems to help his anger. After a long sales call, Dwight heads to the parking lot to drive and grab a quick lunch. As he does, he passes someone in the hallway that seems vaguely familiar. Dwight asks if he knows the man, and he smiles back at Dwight before talking. "Maybe, in another life." Dwight dismisses the strange encounter and grabs his lunch, then heads back to work. When he does, he finds a sticky note on his desk. "You can have that life back, if you ask for it." Dwight crumples the note into a ball and tosses it away just as Andrew begins his daily coughing fit. Dwight asks Pam if someone came into the office and left a note on his desk. Pam barely makes eye contact with Dwight and quietly says that nobody came in. As Dwight and Angela drive home, Dwight asks if Angela saw anyone strange around the office today. "Oh, besides Kevin, you mean?" she laughs. Dwight laughs it off and drives home, but feels a slowly gnawing dread growing inside of him. That night, Dwight's mind is filled with bizarre dreams. He's floating in an endless pool of warm water when he suddenly can sense something swimming below him. Something massive, something that would make him look like an ant. Dwight starts treading water and looks down when he sees an eye the size of a house looking up at him. The eye blinks and Dwight wakes up screaming. Dwight apologizes to Angela for scaring her and goes for a walk outside to clear his head. The sun still hasn't risen and Dwight gets some peace from the absolute silence outside. Then he looks down at his beets. There's a strange pink powder dusting everything. Dwight cautiously touches it and is disturbed to find it warm to the touch. He blinks a few times and the dust is gone. A coyote howls in the distance and Dwight quickly rushes inside. The coyote howls again, but this time it sounds like a child screaming in terror. At work the next day, Dwight heads outside for a walk when he encounters that same strange figure in the lobby. Dwight asks him if he has something to do with the pink powder. The man laughs to himself. "We both are, buddy. How many times do we need to do this dance before you figure it out?" Dwight is more terrified than he's ever been in his life, but his need to understand the horror unfolding around him overrides this. He presses again, begging for an explanation as to what's going on. "I gave you what you wanted. I always do. But there are always unintended consequences to our decisions. Every time you try and fix things for yourself, someone else suffers. That's just how it goes." Dwight asks if there's some way to make everyone happy. To fix Pam and Andrew's lives. The stranger smiles a huge grin and shakes his head. Dwight agrees then, to go back. He doesn't even understand what he's going back to, but he does understand that it means a better life for Andrew and Pam. The stranger explodes into a cloud of pink dust and Dwight feels the building start to fall apart around him. The familiar black void surrounds him and Dwight falls into the abyss. Then, Dwight wakes up in his bed. "That same dream again, huh?" says Angela, rolling over to cuddle with her husband. Dwight is drenched with sweat and admits that yes, that same weird nightmare hit him again. Angela expresses her concern that it's happening more and more, and Dwight agrees to take a day off work soon and speak to his therapist about it. Just as soon as he can get ahead of work a little bit. Jim's been pranking him extra hard lately, that makes it challenging to get some free time. The couple heads downstairs to get ready for work and Dwight a giant billboard in his front yard that says "THIS IS THE HOME OF A PEDOPHILE". Dwight takes time away from his wife to start tearing down the billboard. The two of them finally get to work and Dwight finds Jim staring at him already. Jim can barely contain his joy and mugs for the camera as Dwight calls another customer, hoping to make a sale today. He looks over at Pam and Andy and realizes that he made the right decision. Maybe. Hopefully. A Fancy Hat fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Aug 24, 2021 |
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jim sprays dwight directly in the face with a can of black spraypaint and then goes running to HR
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Aug 24, 2021 19:06
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Jim hides inside a giant Jack in the box with a spring up his rear end for thirteen hours to prank Dwight.
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Aug 24, 2021 19:55
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Jim attends an NFL game with a sign that includes Dwight's full name, address, phone number, and social security number. Dwight spends months resolving the multiple identify theft issues that arise from this.
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Aug 24, 2021 20:47
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Jim buys a sequined cat costume and spends months learning how to line-dance and sing so that Dwight is mildly surprised and annoyed one morning as he comes to work and finds Jim doing the entire Jellicle Cats intro song from the musical Cats. Jim ends the show by flopping to the ground panting and smirks toward the camera as Dwight steps over him on his way into the office. The cameraman texts the producer “think that’s enough Jim B-roll footage” for the eleventh time.
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Aug 24, 2021 22:02
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Jim wears a hat covered in fireworks pinwheels so that he can be the center of attention even though it’s Dwight’s daughter’s quinceanera.
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Dwight is mugged while delivering Meals on Wheels to an infirm WWII veteran widower on Veterans’ Day. When WNEP runs a story on the evening news about it, Dwight is flooded with an outpouring of donations. He, of course, passes the entire amount onto a homeless shelter. The next day, Jim comes into work wearing a comically large cast over his leg and sporting a black eye. “Hey, everybody! I got mugged too!” Jim shouts, “ And it was doing something for AIDS or something!” In confessional, Pam admits that Jim had asked her to give him the black eye the night before, to help him “prank” Dwight, for “acting so stuck up.” “Smacking Jim with the golf club was the single most pleasurable experience of my life,” Pam admits, “and the thought of doing it again sends tingles down my spine.” Jim swings into the conference room and apologizes to the camera for interrupting. “Hey, Pam, want to go prank Dwight?” Stunned, she looks back at him. “Yes.” Jim smiles and says, “Alright. Then… it’s a date.” Pam, visibly giddy with pleasure and tearing up, turns back to the camera. “I’m sorry, what was the question?”
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