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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Kunabomber posted:

expect more and more school districts start easing up on the quarantine measures and dates until they do away with them entirely except for kids that are actively in hospitals so they don't crater their attendance levels

Guidance in Iowa already says to just treat coronavirus like any other minor illness.

A shitload of people are going to die horribly in the coming months and we'll completely ignore it because the ruling class wants a cull.

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PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

lil poopendorfer posted:

Someone suggested itt to comeback w "I have covid" and in my two experiences it's worked exceedingly well. it was hard not to smile

Smile away, that's what the mask is for.

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Spoondick posted:

i know a real naysayer but he had to start taking ivermectin because he was a little horse

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the kids count as present if they are remote

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Here's two million dollars to create a partnership between stakeholders (the critically ill) and other community members (the ventilators).

Maybe the sick will take care of themselves. Have we asked them??!?

Mike the TV
Jan 14, 2008

Ninety-nine ninety-nine ninety-nine

Pillbug

fits my needs posted:

they should cut more unemployment benefits to incentivize people to staff the ICUs

Have they even tried iNcREasINg pAY?

mistermojo
Jul 3, 2004

why take horse paste, even if it is apple flavored, when you can smoke weed which has proven anti-inflammatory effects

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


triple sulk posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/pa6n2b/i_was_waiting_for_the_vaccine_to_be_fda_approved/

there are tons of these idiots posting pics of themselves getting vaxxed who were actually waiting for fda approval. lmao

it blows my mind that they get so many upvotes for such a stupid thing

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







died WITH a nursing error due to horrific staffing ratios, not FROM a nursing error due to horrific staffing ratios

https://twitter.com/shesinscrubs/status/1429900952375644162?s=20

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Kunabomber posted:

expect more and more school districts start easing up on the quarantine measures and dates until they do away with them entirely except for kids that are actively in hospitals so they don't crater their attendance levels, that's all that matters to them

It'll be fun to imagine what the successor will be to the "6 feet = 3 feet" change in the spring to get more kids in class

Since it's team blue driven it'll probably be as long as masks are on no quarantine needed at all, also masks can be off for snacks and lunch so long as that's under 15 minutes each

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

mastershakeman posted:

Edit can someone link the goon tracker again, it's one of the best sites for case/lagged death overlays

https://public.tableau.com/app/profile/fosborb.sa/viz/RealGoodCovidTrackerVariant/Tracker

added a state filter to that particular visualization

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

died WITH a nursing error due to horrific staffing ratios, not FROM a nursing error due to horrific staffing ratios

https://twitter.com/shesinscrubs/status/1429900952375644162?s=20

big shareholder value creation at the slow death factory

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

"ICU? More like I can't see you because all of the hospitals are full!" - A Doctor probably.

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
Girlfriend has a positive case in her 4th period. :stoked:

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

"ICU? More like I can't see you because all of the hospitals are full!" - A Doctor probably.

Doctor of Thuganomics

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

(Crysis suit voice) MAXIMUM TITERS

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

FizFashizzle posted:

died WITH a nursing error due to horrific staffing ratios, not FROM a nursing error due to horrific staffing ratios

https://twitter.com/shesinscrubs/status/1429900952375644162?s=20

Critical Really Racist Theory

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Schnorkwife had a fever last night, which all but confirms it at this point. Can basically check off the entire list of onset symptoms plus nausea.

Thankfully the little plane is a little stuffed up but otherwise motoring around unaffected.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

mistermojo posted:

why take horse paste, even if it is apple flavored, when you can smoke weed which has proven anti-inflammatory effects

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

smoobles posted:

(Crysis suit voice) MAXIMUM TITERS

(Unreal Tournament announcer) Horsey poo poo!

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

smoobles posted:

(Crysis suit voice) MAXIMUM TITERS

i really need to pick up the remaster

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Crunchy Black posted:

Girlfriend has a positive case in her 4th period. :stoked:

Are you a libertarian

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004

mastershakeman posted:

It'll be fun to imagine what the successor will be to the "6 feet = 3 feet" change in the spring to get more kids in class

Since it's team blue driven it'll probably be as long as masks are on no quarantine needed at all, also masks can be off for snacks and lunch so long as that's under 15 minutes each

lol my partner said we're already planning to be packin em in

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Are you a libertarian

:vince:

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Are you a libertarian

no I'm a good self hating socialist friend

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

this is the normal view with all states, with deaths backdated 21 days and you can easily see how it lines up with cases over the course of the pandemic.



and here's Florida lmao



testing is so suppressed compared to earlier waves and deaths are so out of control it looks like deaths are occurring at the same time as positive cases

complete systemic failure

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




the real number is probably double or triple that though

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Are you a libertarian

lol

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

i'm legit trying to wonder what breed of covidiot simultanteously thinks it's both no worse than the flu, but also scared enough of it to take horse paste in order to avoid it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Mr Interweb posted:

i'm legit trying to wonder what breed of covidiot simultanteously thinks it's both no worse than the flu, but also scared enough of it to take horse paste in order to avoid it

One of the defining characteristics of reactionaries is that they can hold multiple contradictory beliefs at the same time

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

Schnorkles posted:

Schnorkwife had a fever last night, which all but confirms it at this point. Can basically check off the entire list of onset symptoms plus nausea.

Thankfully the little plane is a little stuffed up but otherwise motoring around unaffected.

we had a couple non covid colds run through the family in the past 6 months, even though we live basically a c-spam approved lockdown lifestyle.

The fever in an adult, however, is probably no bueno. the most we got were head cold symptoms.

At least get tested so you don’t have to guess, and remember to test like 2 or 3 times because every kid-to-parent transmission I heard of had a couple negatives! great for schools!!!

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

mastershakeman posted:

Halal works too. Even if there isn't a halal butcher nearby, my dad has been trying to set up an agreement with some imams to come out and kill a few of his sheep on site (one argument is who disposes of carcass), with the payment being a bunch of choice cuts - any farmer should be looking into that type of arrangement

my friend who works at proctor and gamble has been staying safe by not eating at work and is on de facto IF and is the first person I've ever seen gain weight doing that. It's a huge bummer



Edit can someone link the goon tracker again, it's one of the best sites for case/lagged death overlays

lol nice av

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



FizFashizzle posted:

died WITH a nursing error due to horrific staffing ratios, not FROM a nursing error due to horrific staffing ratios

https://twitter.com/shesinscrubs/status/1429900952375644162?s=20

does anyone even come off ecmo lol

it mostly seems like "well we're gonna do this because the family demands we try everything" and doesn't seem to accomplish much beyond bankrupting people

it's pretty amazing technology but i feel like i have yet to hear of someone with covid bad enough to need it ever recovering

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Are you a libertarian

:zaeed:

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

just get high

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Are you a libertarian

lmao

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Crazyweasel posted:

we had a couple non covid colds run through the family in the past 6 months, even though we live basically a c-spam approved lockdown lifestyle.

The fever in an adult, however, is probably no bueno. the most we got were head cold symptoms.

At least get tested so you don’t have to guess, and remember to test like 2 or 3 times because every kid-to-parent transmission I heard of had a couple negatives! great for schools!!!

i guess the NICU/PICU here doesn't actually have a single COVID case atm, its all RSV which is just grand

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
Digging Deeper into the HHS numbers - Comparing Sunday data to today

8 States had ICU usage increases of 3-10%
10 states had ICU usage decreases of 3-10%
6 states had 0% change (but FL/MS are two of those six lol)

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Wamsutta
Sep 9, 2001


all of these loving people are too stupid to live and their deaths are addition by subtraction

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