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CHOCOPRO #146: START A NIGHT OF WRESTLING RIGHT WITH A THOUSAND SCREAMING CHIEZO MANIACS PLEASE
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)
Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match guide for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE
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The Storied Legend: Hoshitango appears!
Yuna “Yunamon” Mizumori & Masa Takanashi VS Tokiko “Otoki” Kirihara & DDT's Hoshitango
Hoshitango will finally wrestle on ChocoPro! This Sumo Enthusiast veteran is more known to the Gatoh Move live crowd era, but lately you've been able to see him on occasional DDT appearances more than at Ichigaya! That doesn't mean he hasn't been present, in a way! Many of the stories of how Gatoh Move got formed (on ChocoPro's talk streams) included side stories of the incredibly interesting ways of Hoshitango. How does he get them out of jams so well? Well this time he'll be pairing up with the Super Rookie of the Fourth Generation, Otoki in order to cause some jams! Otoki's brutal striking and throws should compliment his Sumo style and massive strength! They'll be taking on the Tropical Idol, Yunamon and the Drunken Brawler, Masa! Masa and Hoshitango go way back, so this reunion in combat should be fun to watch (With Masa's clever schemes and counter style!). Yunamon meanwhile will be doing her usual breathtaking lariats, spinning back kicks, and probably singing a lot! She is still one of my favorites in all of ChocoPro, the Tropical Powerhouse truly shows the Beauty of Pro-Wrestling! Papaya! Mango! Coconut!
Chile represented! AKARI arrives!
The Best Bros (Mei Suruga & Baliyan Akki) VS PURE-J's AKARI & Sawasdee Kamen
A new challenge for the Best Bros! Hailing from Chile, AKARI of PURE-J finally makes her debut! She has a ton of experience, an AMAZING look and entrance gear, and is a big NOAH fan (it shows in her style!). The Princess of Pro Wrestling Champion makes an impact the moment she appears on screen! In what I hope will be the first of many appearances, she will be partnering with the icon of Gatoh Move, the enigmatic Sawasdee Kamen. He's got a real gift for pro-wrestling, you'd have to be a Psycho not to enjoy his style! The Best Bros are hard to put down, though, especially on their home turf! Baliyan Akki is a near perfect all-arounder and combo striker with no ceiling in sight. He has battled many legends over the past year and lived to tell the tale, including Minoru Suzuki, Masato Tanaka, HARASHIMA, and even DDT's Ace Takeshita! His partner, Mei Suruga, is going to rule the Joshi world some day! Her technical skill is bonkers for her level of experience (considering she will probably be doing most of the training for the promotion while Emi Sakura is in America) and she has a way of making every skill her own. AKARI might come in looking like an Oni, but Mei Suruga has Lucifer at her disposal! This match should be a blast.
Yoneyama returns! Has Chie improved?
”Too Much Energy” Chie Koishikawa VS Kaori Yoneyama
Too Much Energy Chie Koishikawa returns to the Main Event! The Frantic Fencer of the Fourth Generation has been growing at a breakneck pace, with her popularity rising just as quickly! How can you resist that wild dancing? From her joyous introductions, to her alternative ways of doing common moves, to her Janken collapses...Chie is a force of nature. If you have yet to see her dash around the fray or strike with her backhanded fencing chops, you're missing out. While she might have been able to win over the crowd, Chie has been constantly trying to break through to the next level. How far away are the previous generations? Will she be able to overcome someone with far more experience through sheer passion and raw talent? Well, a second chance to prove herself against Yoneyama has emerged. Will she find herself overcome by the wily veteran once again?
Kaori Yoneyama is a busy woman! Between appearing as a surly clown for STARDOM (at least according to AZM), running her own Promotion (YMZ), and kicking rear end at Oz Academy, PURE-J, and more! (all promotions you should check out!), she has a lot on her plate! That being said, her singles record in the Chocolate Square is actually flawless! (If you haven't seen her series of singles matches from Episode 22 to 25 it's fantastic!) There is a sort of madness to Yoneyama's style of wrestling when it comes to ChocoPro. For instance, the audience sometimes finds themselves used as a weapon (with Kaori grabbing the camera for some PoV beatings)! While she might be able to bamboozle some the greatest in the promotion, she won't be able to out run our own High Speed representative! However, even so, Yoneyama is a intensely gifted wrestler...Maybe, if Chie can see through her hijinks, then perhaps she can find a path to victory...Go Chie! Remember her tactics from the last time! Don't be fooled! (She's going to get fooled)
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- Penguin Patrol
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oh hey what's up hoshitango
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~the animatronic spirit of
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https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1429205171033165829
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- fez_machine
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CHOCOPRO #147: CHRIS BROOKES BIRTHDAY SHOW
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)
Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match guide for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE
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Mysterious Arrival: Kunoichi in the Cherry Blossoms!
Crimson Kunoichi Sayuri & Che Lee VS Yuna “Yunamon” Mizumori & Antonio Honda
DRAGON...wait..no! Chon Shiryu could not make it, so we have a mysterious stranger known as Che Lee filling in for him along side Sayuri, the Crimson Kunoichi of the Fourth Generation! Who is this new combatant who will most likely have a knack for ground work and striking? I'm guessing she will be incredible to watch, yet somehow distinctly familiar. Not to worry, as she will be in good hands with Sayuri as her partner! The Rookie Ninja has pulled off some of the flashier moments in ChocoPro, vanishing before your very eyes, running across the wall, and even managing some ancient jutsu's (ninja techniques) that must be seen to be believed! Sayuri has loads of potential...is this finally her Season? Believe it!
They'll be taking on the unpredictable combo of Tropical Idol Yunamon and Storyteller Anton! What a frightening team! Yuna brings a vibrant passion for wrestling (and singing) that pairs well with her immense level of strength! Her speed is just as boundless, as well...Watch out for that Lariat, Che Lee! It will be very hard not to cheer for Yunamon, as always! She just sweeps you up into her magnetic charisma. Antonio Honda on the other hand is a complete wild card. Will he have some madcap scheme to win the match? Will he play cruel jokes on his opponents? Will he rewrite the rules of reality (and the match) as he goes? There is even a slight chance that he will summon an ancient fox spirit against the Ninja team! This one will definitely be a blast to watch, probably full of spicy action and shocking comedy.
Fiery Fighter against Cold Killer!
Supermodel Six-Pack, Tokiko “Otoki” Kirihara VS ”Cold Killer” Hagane Shinno
Good luck, Otoki! The Super Rookie has improved at the insane rate that all of the Fourth Generation have thus far! She's a brutal fighter that brings a fierce realism to the chaotic world of Ichigaya. Her kickboxing and judo techniques are explosively quick, but she'll need to find a way to drink deep of her rage and reach a brand new level if she hopes to survive this encounter! The Comaneci Enthusiast will be fighting the Cold Killer, Hagane Shinno! Undefeated in singles action (his Super Asia title shot even ended in a draw!), Hagane is one of the most intimidating wrestlers I've ever seen! A beautiful killing machine with little emotion and extremely vicious strikes, he is one of the few on the roster that can probably out power the Super Rookie with ease. This will be a true test for Otoki! Can she endure the winter?
CDK! Kings against Caterpillars!
Warm Caterpillars (Mei Suruga & Chie Koishikawa) VS Calamari Drunken Kings (Chris Brookes & Masa Takanashi)
Even more Warm Caterpillars action (the name comes from one of Mei's many alternate characters, Caterpillar-chan. It is her state of being wrapped in a blanket, not wanting to leave bed!)! Mei Suruga & Chie Koishikawa are often running amok together outside of ChocoPro...and occasionally do their own frantic “Kawaii” streams together that involve cooking, fun outfits, and fire hazards! A pair of energetic, loud, talented goblins (“Apple Genius” Mei Suruga and “Too Much Energy” Chie Koishikawa) the Warm have proven themselves to have a surprising level of coordination! While this team was formed out of necessity (due to Akki's injury at the time) they ended up being one of the most popular combinations in the series thus far. Forming unique strategies and employing a barrage of strikes and submissions (including a team bow and arrow!) this team is sure to fire up the audience. While she might be getting popular for her singing ability, Mei is a pin specialist with a mean streak (meaning she isn't afraid to break your bones in those brutal submissions!)...while her partner is a speedy striker (known for her cheery greetings) with more stamina than a marathon runner. Let's get WARM!
CDK! CDK! CDK! The Calamari Drunken Kings finally appear together as a team on ChocoPro! Long after their false appearance (Generic CDK seems like a fever dream now), the real pair of unruly degenerates will make their dynamic appearance in Ichigaya. While Chris Brookes has been one of the frequent guests of the promotion (even winning MVP for a season!) Masa Takanashi has only recently returned from his unfortunate injury. Chris is making big moves elsewhere, the Tsundere Submission Specialist proving himself to be a major contender in DDT! Those long limbs and devious tactics lead to some of the coolest wrestling you'll find in the world. (Happy Birthday, Chrissy!) Masa on the other hand is just getting back into the swing of things, but he's already proving why he is a pillar of DDT! That swaying style, the speed of his counters, his over the top antics! This might be their first appearance together here, but expect a lot of natural synergy and eye catching combinations. These two delinquents are not only a massive challenge to the Warm, but also to the Champions of ChocoPro!
Will Chie be able to resist the urge to side with CDK? She does love to drink, after all...and is technically a member of the group! Even the Frontier of Pro-Wrestling feels the change in the landscape!
Watch live on Youtube for free HERE
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they should sing cult of personality
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I heard there was a monologue from hagane.
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Tell me about the rabbits, George
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- fez_machine
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We now live in a world with constant Lulu updates
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1429299667884466180
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- Coolness Averted
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oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA
GO HOGG WILD!
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- Senerio
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Roëmænce is ælive!
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- Numero6
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Lovin' when do the Pencil Army entrance:
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1430045416406626308
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- Numero6
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ここは地の果て 流されて俺
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Back to Ichigaya Chocolate Square.
Yunamon is showing her awesome skills.
https://twitter.com/Mizm0ri/status/1430169058138333187
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Good news at least one person of influence in AEW has his head screwed on:
https://twitter.com/mookieghana/status/1429587860701712384
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- fez_machine
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A lot of people making ChocoPro AMVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gFbtiH08oE
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