[COVID] 1 Million! We did it! :toot: :911:

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mistermojo: Jul 3, 2004

man Im so glad we invented fire and arent perpetually filled with worms anymore. well until we started eating raw food again for the fun of it

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:45

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

https://www.reddit.com/r/ivermectin/comments/paj3hh/banned_from_rnursing_for_asking_about_ivermectin/

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:47

mark immune: Dec 14, 2019; put the teacher in the cope cage imo

a helpful bear posted:

https://twitter.com/VPrasadMDMPH/status/1429940887279206400?s=19

This is the same kind of logic as "Finish everything on your plate, there are starving kids in africa" like ok are we sending leftover vax overseas? No, it's withering on the vine as states throw out 100s of thousands of expired doses.

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:48

nexous: Jan 14, 2003; I just want to be pure

Xaris posted:

This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

cool enjoy your transient blindness I guess

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:48

stump collector: May 28, 2007

a helpful bear posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/VPrasadMDMPH/status/1429940887279206400?s=19

umbilical

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:49

Weaponized Autism: Mar 26, 2006; All aboard the Gravy train!; Hair Elf

americans don't even care about other americans, let alone people living on other continents lol

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:50

stump collector: May 28, 2007

Xaris posted:

This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

titanium dioxide and antifreeze mixer
holy poo poo sign me the gently caress up

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:50

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Xaris posted:

This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

please source your quotes

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:50

McNugget Buddy: Aug 14, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xaris posted:

This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

the hell

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:50

Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ivermectin/comments/paj3hh/banned_from_rnursing_for_asking_about_ivermectin/

I eat horse paste...it is the same exact medicine in Soolantra that people with rosacea take, only about 10 times less expensive. It helps with my mold toxicity and parasites like no other. The problem comes when the less informed eat as much as for a 1250 pound horse, or probably the whole tube, vs a pinkie nail/sized dose, which is all you need on average once a week.

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:51

BRAKE FOR MOOSE: Jun 6, 2001

Chamale posted:

Not actually true. Artificial banana flavour is made by mixing vinegar with a byproduct of alcohol fermentation. It was once used as a waterproof coating on airplanes. When they started making airplanes out of metal instead of canvas, companies needed a new use for all this banana oil, so they started putting it in candy. It doesn't taste quite like banana because it's not the result of a process to develop the right flavour, it was just lying around.

it's isoamyl acetate and it does actually exist in bananas, but that's not the only thing that makes a banana a banana

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:51

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

Xaris posted:

This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

welcome to SA, Reddit user Brynoch

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:52

a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

stump collector posted:

https://twitter.com/VPrasadMDMPH/status/1429940887279206400?s=19

now do this for the poor horses that can't get their deworming medicine

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:55

Pryor on Fire: May 14, 2013; they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

How many lives would be saved if we just executed Zuckerberg and dissolved Facebook?

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:55

Greg Legg: Oct 6, 2004

Xaris posted:

This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

If this is a serious post I don't disagree but the people like my friend aren't taking the vaccine because they can't but because he doesn't want to. I don't care if he eats this poo poo but it bothers me because this is just the latest reason not to take it when no one is forcing him anyway.

edit: goddammit ive been owned online. never again

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:56

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Xaris posted:

This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

The mental gum nasties to go from crying about formaldehyde, mercury, aluminium used as inert agents in vaccines to this poo poo is astounding.

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:58

Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

satire requires a clarity of purpose lest it cause someone to eat horse paste,

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:59

Shitpostradomus: Sep 19, 2020; by sebmojo

so i just spent a lot of time in that ivr group digging into folks' profiles and verifying "thoughts and prayers" posts between their posts in group and the thoughts and prayers.

holy. poo poo. also i'm approved to post there now so i'm telling everyone some hot information on how lavender and omega-3 help regain your sense of smell.

i've run into some insane posts jfc

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:59

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Greg Legg posted:

goddammit ive been owned online.

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:59

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Asproigerosis posted:

The mental gum nasties to go from crying about formaldehyde, mercury, aluminium used as inert agents in vaccines to this poo poo is astounding.

lol

# ? Aug 25, 2021 00:59

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

the other guy who took it and found he poo poo out a bowl of worms after days of pain was pretty cool

choo choo all onboard the ivm train. perfectly SAFE, thats the FACT

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:00

mistermojo: Jul 3, 2004

the best preventative protocol is a healthy diet and exercise

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:00

Shitpostradomus: Sep 19, 2020; by sebmojo

i saved a bunch of these.

is it common Don't Be an rear end in a top hat to block the names out first before i post them? idc. just trying to be in-line.

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:01

Bone Crimes: Mar 7, 2007

kazmeyer posted:

The problem is a lot of the foods we rely on we just can't grow normally. If you eat a tasty Honeycrisp apple and plant the seeds in your backyard, one day your kids will eat the first fruit off the tree and throw up because it's crabapples.

I don't know if bananas have the true to seed problem but I also don't relish the idea of having to pick seeds out of my bananas before I reach for the tajin.

(Incidentally if you've never tried tajin on bananas loving DO IT)

IIRC modern bananas don't have viable seeds, they are asexually propagated, which is why they are all clonal. They take a long time to fruit tho.

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:01

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

What do you mean I�m not allowed back in the office? Yes I�m vaccinated against COVID. Which vaccine? Ivermectin. What fo you mean it�s not accepted? I took the dab. I TOOK THE DAB!

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:02

Bone Crimes: Mar 7, 2007

Atrocious Joe posted:

idk how long the shelf life is, but stocking up on anti-parasitic probably isn't bad considering the trajectory of the US

although, I would recommend not eating them all immediately and only using them for their intended purpose and species

gently caress, this is probably true. Now I gotta think about how to add antiparasitics to my stash. I was gonna disagree, but with Florida stopping ozonation, all kinda stuff can happen.

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:03

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

Xaris posted:

lol

The autocorrect to gum nasties had me rolling

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:04

Real Mean Queen: Jun 2, 2004; Zesty.

I have evidence that there are Leftists here on this subreddit, trying to convince people to consume Ivermectin to treat or prevent COVID-19, specifically to encourage conservatives to harm or kill themselves.
DO NOT TRUST THE LEFTISTS. They want to kill you by tricking you into taking Ivermectin for COVID-19. DON'T TAKE IT, IT IS A TRAP THAT WILL HARM OR KILL YOU

Is this one of you?

Real Mean Queen fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Aug 25, 2021

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:06

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

okay i'm sorry i had to declare posting bankruptcy so if anything i need to know has happened since page 275 please let me know

my contribution is that my brother and his girlfriend � both pfizer'd in may, i.e. within 4 months � got breakthrough cases from an all-vaccinated indoor gathering in NY, and they picked it up because she works for Fancy Tech Company that gave her whole team https://www.cuehealth.com/products/how-cue-detects-covid-19/ to have at home (it's a rapid RNA test to have at home and i want one)

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:07

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

gonna try to trick the ivermectin Reddit into vaping the horse paste

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:07

mawarannahr: May 21, 2019; Can't post for 19 hours!

uber_stoat posted:

i love living in this country of ours where everyday reality is indistinguishable from blackest satire.

this is dumber than infinite jest

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:07

Buck Turgidson: Feb 6, 2011; 𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬

Xaris posted:

the other guy who took it and found he poo poo out a bowl of worms after days of pain was pretty cool

choo choo all onboard the ivm train. perfectly SAFE, thats the FACT

uhhh... Were those actually worms or worm-like tissues from his ravaged guts?

either way, still hilarious.

hey anyone got a Reddit account and want to post about licking salt licks and eating lucerne hay as a treatment for covid?

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:08

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Buck Turgidson posted:

uhhh... Were those actually worms or worm-like tissues from his ravaged guts?

either way, still hilarious.

hey anyone got a Reddit account and want to post about licking salt licks and eating lucerne hay as a treatment for covid?

im guessing probably the latter considering i think most "worm" expulsions are just hosed up lining strands

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:09

Bone Crimes: Mar 7, 2007

So my next door neighbor who is an asymptomatic break-through case, was just chatting with my kids in the backyard. They were separated by ~30 feet and outdoors, but like seriously, yet another crack ping for my wife and I. We have a new rule that the kids have to have masks on anytime they are outside now. Can't even go in the backyard without them. I guess it's good prep for school. :/

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:09

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

https://www.reddit.com/r/ivermectin/comments/padl3b/who_scientist_may_face_death_penalty_for_advising/

that lead me to this: https://americasfrontlinedoctors.org/

At this point, it's impossible for me to tell the difference between the Genuine Morons and the psychopaths who think it's funny to convince them to eat horse paste and go blind.

LMFAO

LMFAO

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:09

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Xaris posted:

This is the most important point, I think.

The narrative is, hurr durr, dummies eat paste and crayons cuz dum.

The reality is that as far as preventative protocols go, Ivermectin seems to be best fit. It isn't something that replaces another thing we should be doing, aka vaccines for those whose risk assessment warrants it. It is an add to, not an instead of.

And for those who find preventative options valuable, they are being denied options. So, being the entrepreneurial sort, they make their own options, less preferred obviously, but if you are preventing access to Ivermectin, you are the one causing issues.

I've been following this thing for a bit and people are going out of their way to talk past each other. That behavior, not Covid, not Vaccines, not Ivermectin, but the refusal to grant anything to their counterpart, is going to lead to more deaths.

lol whoops we destroyed the part of peoples brains capable of processing information outside the context of c u l t u r e w a r f a r e hopefully nothing bad happens while we're giving ourselves a very specific kind of brain cancer

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:09

robot roll call: Mar 7, 2006; dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

Xaris posted:

the other guy who took it and found he poo poo out a bowl of worms after days of pain was pretty cool

choo choo all onboard the ivm train. perfectly SAFE, thats the FACT

yeah apparently those worms are actually parts of people's intestinal lining

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:10

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

robot roll call posted:

yeah apparently those worms are actually parts of people's intestinal lining

is this like the thing where taking antibiotics fucks with yr digestion by inflicting megadeaths upon yr "gut biome"

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:11

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# ? May 26, 2024 08:24

Captain Magic: Apr 4, 2005; Yes, we have feathers--but the muscles of men.

ivermectin stuff reminds me of when people would wrap their Xbox 360 in a towel to make it work

like, it maybe correlated with a positive result one time because that was going to happen anyway and then every dumbass who can go to the towel store is loading up

# ? Aug 25, 2021 01:11

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