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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

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Square Peg
Nov 11, 2008

That lovely bag study gets its 20,000 times number exclusively from ozone depletion from the cotton irrigation, assuming the irrigation was done by electricity coming entirely from natural gas. If you ignore that, it drops to 50-1400 times.
They also assumed you'd use 2 cotton bags instead of 1 plastic bag because of a 2L volume difference.
So, the real number is probably like 100 times. It's a remarkably bad study put through the science-article-click-bait mill.
https://medium.com/@parkpoomkomet/breaking-down-the-danish-study-on-the-environmental-impacts-of-grocery-carrier-bags-b8c97eb6c8fb

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Just carry your groceries in your cheek pouches

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

Just eat what you need as you walk through the grocery. You don't need bags since you don't have to buy stuff.

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



Square Peg posted:

That lovely bag study gets its 20,000 times number exclusively from ozone depletion from the cotton irrigation, assuming the irrigation was done by electricity coming entirely from natural gas. If you ignore that, it drops to 50-1400 times.
They also assumed you'd use 2 cotton bags instead of 1 plastic bag because of a 2L volume difference.
So, the real number is probably like 100 times. It's a remarkably bad study put through the science-article-click-bait mill.
https://medium.com/@parkpoomkomet/breaking-down-the-danish-study-on-the-environmental-impacts-of-grocery-carrier-bags-b8c97eb6c8fb

i use ikea's smaller bags. they're strong enough to hold a case of water bottles, are water proof, only cost $.80, are super durable, and have both hand and shoulder straps to make carrying them easier.

Been using them for years and haven't destroyed one yet, but there has been plenty of attrition due to lost/stolen/gifted bags.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
just don't throw away your plastic bags

bing bang boom

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

supermarket carriers are probably a blip against food delivery and Amazon packaging these days anyway

people aren’t geared to think straight about how much trash they generate

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Hello? This is the official bag of socialism.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Paladinus posted:

Hello? This is the official bag of socialism.



nice to see a Turtle Killer 3000 in the wild again! those bad boys would brutalise aquatic life back in the 60s mannnnnnnnnnn

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/ziqqix/status/1429952078668079104?s=20

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

mashaallah

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

lol, just lol if you're not already carrying a google streets backpack taking 360 shots of your surroundings 24/7 and automatically calculating 1000s of NFTs for every frame

just leaving money on the table imo

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

NYT RSS feed glitched out and went full corpo dystopia.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous



Dumbest Bitch indeed

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Do they truly believe that they can slay the god of BILLIONS? Such hubris! That was but an iota of the power of the God of Abraham

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/DGisSERIOUS/status/1430346014871986177

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Inspector Hound posted:

50 more years of info wars

i mean george carlin!

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Cheen posted:

found all the leftist tumblr posts concentrated into a single tiktok

https://twitter.com/violentlyepic/status/1429491716030046213?s=20

so loving glad this isnt my child

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



If I had a kid that turned out to be that much of a loving dweeb I wouldn't be able to stop criticizing myself and my parenting abilities.

At least they're not a chud though (hopefully).

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

The vid might be aimed at literal children

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

that video is every byob poster irl

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Jay Rust posted:

The vid might be aimed at literal children

that would be a sex crime

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Whatever entity that tried to graft its existence into our world through Schmorky has chosen a new host

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
gonna be honest with you, "gerblins" both as a fantasy creature concept and in execution is miles better than 99% of the garbage blizzard shits out

Cpt_Obvious
Jun 18, 2007

I can't hate him. He looks too much like Bruce Campbell.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Buttchocks posted:

Just carry your groceries in your cheek pouches

funny my grocery list is just 5 cans of Copenhagen.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Don't doxx me

Edit: it's me in all these pictures.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Cheen posted:

found all the leftist tumblr posts concentrated into a single tiktok

https://twitter.com/violentlyepic/status/1429491716030046213?s=20

[obama-ishly as he views the piss tape] what is this? why are you showing me this????

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Brawnfire posted:

Do they truly believe that they can slay the god of BILLIONS? Such hubris! That was but an iota of the power of the God of Abraham

Where's Ultra Instinct Shaggy when we need him

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 16 days!)

Nichael posted:

[obama-ishly as he views the piss tape] what is this? why are you showing me this????

Morpheus: What if I told you that people genuinely envy her love life?

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Brawnfire posted:

Do they truly believe that they can slay the god of BILLIONS? Such hubris! That was but an iota of the power of the God of Abraham

thehandtruck
Mar 5, 2006

the thing about the jews is,

look i mean they call them classics for a reason. give the people what they want i always say

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

the lemoncaker is the future. bow down.

Junpei
Oct 4, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
I can admit to saying some of the things she said, but I have never used the tone of voice/pitch she did

Mola Yam
Jun 18, 2004

Kali Ma Shakti de!
godd amned tiktok!

these godmannd kids!!!

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
They do a great goblin cackle even if I'm too much of an old fart to enjoy the foam adventure humor.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I say let the kids have stupid fun.

Unless that person is actually like 25.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Paladinus posted:

I say let the kids have stupid fun.

Unless that person is actually like 25.

My guess would've been ~35. But yeah one can just not watch it :shrug:

e: Wait why haven't you been exiled yet? :catstare:

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Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Pre-25: Labor camp until 25.

25-34: Firing squad.

Post-35: Pillorying, followed by public execution.

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